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Old 10-28-2013, 12:57 PM   #4666
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You have a "current configuration" of your bike, rightsideup?! Send me a postal order for twenty five Scottish poonds, and I'll let you have an in-depth list of all the things that won't be allowed when I'm Emperor of the World. And yes, before you ask, that list will be informed by a selection of the best bits of the 1950's, with one or two combustible herbs from the 1960's....the madness must stop somewhere.
I _always_ have a current configuration of my bike PJCR12... It would be a dream come true for me to be able to share that via Twatter etc. If that's not possible, I too have a list of unacceptable things once I become Emperor - should we compare notes?
p.s. I can send poonds regardless if necessary?
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:40 PM   #4667
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Yes, send many, many poonds....so, you fancy having a go at World Emperor
as well, do you? Tell you what, you can have the northern hemisphere, and I'll have all the warm and lovely southern bits. Oh, and the only configuration you need to worry about is the one that Helmut at the Factory released your bike with when it was new. All else is hedonistic nihilism and fiddly twerking....er, I mean tweaking.
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Old 10-28-2013, 03:28 PM   #4668
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Awww, ain't it jus loverley to see peeple is makin da frendz Maybe peeple shood buy eech udder da raffle ticketz? *








* NB T&Cs probably limit to USA? But then someone over there could win it & ship it over here? :-D
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Old 10-30-2013, 04:30 AM   #4677
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Old 10-30-2013, 08:57 AM   #4678
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Dear Dr Wxxxxxxx,

I would like to formally request that I am made the subject of a Do Not Attempt Resuscitation declaration, and would be grateful if you were able to help me institute such an order, assisting me through the current local process around such matters. I am of course happy to sign any required documentation, and to meet with you or any other relevant professional to discuss this request if so requested.


Having been through recent heart problems I have given the matter considerable thought, and in anticipation of possible occurrences I have comfortably & cogently concluded that were such a circumstance to arise (or any other requiring CPR), it would be my considered & earnest wish to allow natural death. I wish it to be made clear to all relevant health professionals that there is an explicit, informed & conscious decision towards DNAR made in advance, rather than for them to make a presumption in favour of CPR, defibrillation or any other attendant treatments. Should these wishes not be respected or were I to be in a condition meaning that I could not communicate my wishes or directions I hereby give notice of my desire to refuse any implied permissions to proceed, decline treatment and refuse intervention whatever the cause of cardiac or respiratory arrest, even were life to be at risk. Staff are of course given the usual indemnifications in any matters arising from this order, excepting simple negligence, or indeed negligence of my wishes expressed herein.


In addition to & alongside this DNAR I would like to make a clear & formal declaration that were I at any time to be in a state or condition, up to and including multi-organ failure, which required medical technical support to maintain cardio-respiratory and/or cerebral life, it is again my wish to allow natural death.


I have expressed my wishes, feelings, beliefs & values to friends, associates and those family members I communicate with, however it is my desire that my directions around DNAR issues are made clear in advance, and so not making it their disconcerting responsibility to communicate my wishes or inform any decision making process. I have not discussed these matters with my parents or half brother as I am not in communication with them, and they are therefore not to be considered in this matter or areas pertaining to it.


I am without print facilities, however, I would of course be happy to sign a witnessed hard copy of this request or any resultant documents. Please feel free to contact me if required.


Kind regards,


Dxxxxx Sxxxxxx
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