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Old 12-06-2010, 12:38 PM   #1156
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Well I suppose it had to come...

I've not been keeping up with recent site mods & upgrades round these parts, or particularly had a look around for a relevant thread or any general discussion or notification about features & facilities. But I guess that hosting (edit: unlimited) attachments could well be quite a load on ADV & the kind & patient masochists that've given us the facility to ramble this shit, so I'm guessing the days of (edit: unlimited) attachments are undestandably gone, and as you've so rightly observed Mr Pjcr12, it's now a matter of external hosting if one wishes to add pics, and I can't say I blame the site for that. Lets test:



Our Queen Kate?


Ok, so that works...

Now as far as HD hoodies, I think the thing's toxic, it's made your eyes go all normal!?! And the dog?!? Just promise me there's no Fleshlight involved eh? Please!?!
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:07 PM   #1157
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Seen my new helmet?

Yeah, I popped out to the motorcycle helmet shop and bought one of these. In fact I got two as they had a BOGOF deal going for 9.87 the pair. Fucking amazing really, when you think about it.

As far as this uploading malarkey is concerned, I don't like it. Obviously, Mr Baldy has every right to enhance his wallet any way he sees fit and, lets face it, where would we sad fucks go if ADV didn't provide a safe place for us monomaniacs to vent our spleen and dribble down our chins. Eh? However, I'm not a big fan of spending money at the best of times, so I'll just use up my 14 days free trial over at smugmug, and then I'll send pencil drawings via snailmail into the old's cool section, when I want to illustrate a witty bit of mindwank, in future. That'll teach 'em.
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:29 PM   #1158
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What of it??? It's not my dog anyway.
Ah yes, rightsideup, I'm sure it's 'not your dog' as you say, but I notice you don't mention the pink t-shirt and Harley motif, hmmmm? Are they 'not yours' as well? Maybe you got the pic from a 'specialist magazine' that caters for such tastes? Or is it all just a 'flashback' from your early experiences with mind-altering substances? In any case, I'd already popped down the shops and bought a gross of those dogs, as I thought you'd set a trend which I could capitalise on at this weekend's car-boot sale. Now my kids won't be getting shoes for Xmas. I know you'll be shocked at this outcome, and will want to make up the shortfall (no Scottish poonds please) so as not to cause difficulties with your application* for Martha Farquar Associate status?

* Still pending, I'm afraid. We cleared the goat's blood hurdle due to EU regulations, but now they're getting sniffy about the Ivory pens that planktonnn insists upon using for these things. Should be sorted out by the new year unless, of course, the Bankers have started WW124 and we're all dead.
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Old 12-06-2010, 01:44 PM   #1159
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Fleshlight?? What's one of those planktonnn? Eh? EH?! Anyway, as you know, I bought a couple of those helmets, and guess what? Yeah, the ex-wife has already nabbed one.......apparently, she's getting married again next year, to some bloke who'll own the world as soon as his grandmother and father are dead. Can't wait. Er, I mean can't wait to get an invite to the wedding.

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Old 12-06-2010, 02:01 PM   #1160
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I notice you don't mention the pink t-shirt and Harley motif, hmmmm? Are they 'not yours' as well?
Correct!
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Old 12-07-2010, 08:12 AM   #1161
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Bernie gets mugged, and even manages to make cash out of that...



Having been mugged of his Hublot watch in London, Bernard Charles Ecclestone agreed to make a cheeky advert for the company. This man can turn horse shit into diamonds.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:01 PM   #1162
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Having been mugged of his Hublot watch in London, Bernard Charcles Ecclestone agreed to make a cheeky advert for the company. This man can turn horse shit into diamonds.
Is that a spoof???!!!
He is an odious specimen regardless
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:40 PM   #1163
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Is that a spoof???!!!
He is an odious specimen regardless
Not a spoof as far as I know, obviously the mugging was widely reported & it seems the advert comes straight out of Hublot via reputable sources (if you call ESPN etc. reputable?). I know what you mean about odious, but I have to admit to having a great big soft spot for dear old BCE. It's been quite delightful watching him pull some really quite amazing tricks since the early seventies, because no matter how close to the wind he sails, he always comes out on top, and as you can see from the pic below he's always got his finger on the pulse...



Mark Webber was my preference for champion, and he lives a stones throw away from here. His performance in the latter part of the season makes a lot more sense now it's revealed he was nursing a broken shoulder.
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:51 PM   #1164
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[QUOTE=planktonnn;14647864]Not a spoof as far as I know, obviously the mugging was widely reported & it seems the advert comes straight out of Hublot via reputable sources (if you call ESPN etc. reputable?). I know what you mean about odious, but I have to admit to having a great big soft spot for dear old BCE. It's been quite delightful watching him pull some really quite amazing tricks since the early seventies, because no matter how close to the wind he sails, he always comes out on top, and as you can see from the pic below he's always got his finger on the pulse...



More like a hand full of nuts.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:46 PM   #1165
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Pretty please?!?

Still looking forward to getting my hands on a cheap oilhead to rip apart & 'reinterpret'



Do of course feel free to donate me one, no really This, I believe is an HP2 chassis? That'd do I guess
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:50 PM   #1166
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The more I look at that the more desirable it gets. But I've no illusions...
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Old 12-11-2010, 02:02 PM   #1167
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Well, I don't know about you all.....but I just keep finding old Harley-related products everywhere I look. God knows where I got it from, but I'm giving it away free. Yes, that's right, free!! Naturally, there's a bit of competition involved, just to make it interesting. So, in order to win the Harley belt and buckle, here's what you have to do: pick any category you like, and give it your best shot. Winners will be notified through the thread, so keep checking in to see if you've won, ok?

Categories:

a) Buy me a mono airhead for Xmas.
b) Invent an Elixir of Youth and send me a bottle.
c) Discover a new continent, just over the horizon,
with no indigenous people.
d) Invent a hand-held EMP device.
e) Find Elvis.
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:49 PM   #1168
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:55 AM   #1169
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.if you lose that focus, your body is a dead, worthless thing beneath you
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:40 AM   #1170
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I need a bigger shedquarters
I'm sorry, there's only one Shedquarters & that's mine I'm afraid, you must resign yourself one to the following titles:

a) Shedquarters Annexe A.
b) The Parts Graveyard (temp).
c) Mr Deadlies Shed.
d) Bunker B.
e) Out there.

Don't blame me, it's the law.
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