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Old 01-10-2011, 05:19 AM   #1336
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Those medieval sexist-bastards....I see the men get to keep their underpants, but the lady has no clothes on at all...
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Old 01-10-2011, 05:43 AM   #1337
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....Also my Oppositional Defiant Disorder is leaning me towards getting banned from here. What are the criteria....?

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, planktonnn. I imagine there's already been a high-level discussion at ADV Towers about this thread. Have you noticed how it only gets responses from Lornce and bloo these days, and yet the viewing figures just keep climbing? They probably suspect the truth, in that the Martha Farquar cover story is just a ruse on our part to disguise the fact that we are Ninja Assassins, working for the British Secret Services. Of course, what they don't know, is that we (including DBD) are really a trio of Welsh Seamstresses who've been at the mushrooms. Of course (2), we've only just found out that Lornce and bloo are really with the Boy Scouts of America, and are attempting to find out exactly where the secret Tipi Valley lies, but they'll never find it......anyway, I'm glad to hear you have full legal entitlement to the Shedquarters, but please delete all those scans you did of my 'artwork', as I'm trying to move on with my life, ok?


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Old 01-10-2011, 07:13 AM   #1338
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Those medieval sexist-bastards....I see the men get to keep their underpants, but the lady has no clothes on at all...
Any expulsion of the Cathars from Carcassonne by the Catholics is bound not to be entirely fair, and by it's very nature is done in a bit of a rush. I'm sure if they'd have noticed she was a woman they'd have pillaged her person in the olde fashioned way and no mistake.
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Old 01-10-2011, 07:21 AM   #1339
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The modern window gag was hilarious, by the way. Ho ho ho...
It's like running a parking lot, if you leave a space clear something's bound to turn up & try & squeeze in to it.
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Old 01-10-2011, 07:57 AM   #1340
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**I've decided to come out. No longer will I be ashamed of my secret life as a
lover of West Coast Soft'n'Easy Rawk....


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Old 01-10-2011, 09:46 AM   #1341
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Re that 'Sister Golen Hair' track by America, and re my love of West Coast
Soft'n'Easy Rawk, Lornce, I didn't have time to listen to it in it's entirety as I was too busy doing the irony-ing...
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:04 AM   #1342
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Gotta be careful. A sense of humour can come back to bite you around here.



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Old 01-10-2011, 12:09 PM   #1343
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Look it up, I had to :-D

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Old 01-10-2011, 12:18 PM   #1344
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:21 PM   #1345
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What, that old thing about function, structure and beauty? That's all well and good, but d'you know what 'Stercus Accidit' means, eh? Also, can you time-travel? I can, and to prove it, here's a photograph of me in times of yore, in a tableau organised by some bloke called Hogarth, who was known to be a bit of a dab hand with a pencil....
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:33 PM   #1346
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Ooh I know this one!?! Is the answer Fuck Brian?!?

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but d'you know what 'Stercus Accidit' means.
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:37 PM   #1347
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:47 PM   #1348
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Ooh I know this one!?! Is the answer Fuck Brian?!?

That depends, planktonnn...on whether the 'answer' is indeed 'fuck Brian' (the poor chap) or whether the answer to which you refer is 'fuck' and you are directing your response to a fictional television or radio quizmaster who happens to be called Brian....

I think we're sailing pretty close to the wind, vis-a-vis getting banned, and it should only be a matter of time now. On the one hand I'll have nowhere to go, which would be horrible, and on the other I'd quite like to see the reason proferred for our banishment. Like you, I suspect, I would wear the banishment as a badge of honour, but be unhappy at the same time....it's such a problem being in two minds about this sort of thing.....

I'm curious, however, as to the reason that you offered up that 'function, structure and beauty' homily for our consideration; is it because you are a secret roman historian, perchance? If you were, you would be called planktonius, or somesuch.
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Old 01-10-2011, 02:39 PM   #1349
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That depends, planktonnn...etc. I think we're sailing pretty close to being in two minds about this sort of thing..... You would be called planktonius
  • Ah, I suppose it would have been clearer if I'd used 's around 'fuck', which would have indicated the offering of said word to Brian as an answer. You really should know this though, because the subject of 'spending all day ringing up phone in quizzes & proffering that answer, whatever the question, and using the name Brian, whatever the hosts actual name' has surely come up in my 'When I buy a lottery ticket & amazingly win immediately & everything will be fine oh yes' list a statistically significant number of times. It's almost bound to make it onto my list, alongside learning how to weld & buying Jessica Alba (in the most feminist way possible of course). Do you not, as a matter of course memorise all the conversations we have while stripping BMWs apart?
  • Are there any rules around here? It's a very lovely place, and truly lovely places don't have rules do they?
  • Well I am reacquainting myself with the 1000 years of the Roman Republic & Empire, but sadly no - plankton then & plankton now, plankton thru the eons. We are all plankton.
Of course I will keep your art secret, however I must say (because everyones a critic) that the concept behind your recent 'Me in the NK army' pic seemed to have been influenced (stolen) from my well known & critically criticised four part Triptych 'Blue Owl' -
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Old 01-10-2011, 02:41 PM   #1350
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I think you can begin to see that I have taken the completely new & never before used 'putting something in the wrong picture' approach I pioneered -
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