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Old 07-03-2013, 06:25 AM   #8626
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And it kinda makes ya nervous huh?
Yeah, a little.

Saw this on an AM ride near Rt. 9. You don't see many of these (Otter) around this area. Too bad, these guys are a lot of fun to watch. Wonder what he was doing this far inland?



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Old 07-03-2013, 07:12 AM   #8627
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Wonder what he was doing this far inland?
North American River Otter

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The Northern American river otter is found throughout North America, inhabiting inland waterways and coastal areas...
I've seen then in VA/WV while canoeing.
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Old 07-03-2013, 07:19 AM   #8628
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Wonder what he was doing this far inland?
Trying to figure out what the chickens find so damn amusing. Unsuccessfully.
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:25 AM   #8629
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Trying to figure out what the chickens find so damn amusing. Unsuccessfully.




Nasty Little Boy

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a BB gun in one hand and a otter in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"



Pickup Truck

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of otters. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with otters in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of otters, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these otters to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:41 AM   #8630
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:43 AM   #8631
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I'll send the third joke out to any that want it.....might be a little "strong" for some.

And you know the polished reputation I have to uphold.





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Old 07-03-2013, 08:52 AM   #8632
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I'll send the third joke out to any that want it.....might be a little "strong" for some.

And you know the polished reputation I have to uphold.







These are pretty good, haven't finished reading the whole thread.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:00 AM   #8633
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These are pretty good, haven't finished reading the whole thread.
I've always enjoyed the Australian sense of humor.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:08 AM   #8634
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:08 AM   #8635
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Thank you

I understand. I try to keep BBMC "clean", I don't always succeed, being one of three mods.
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:18 AM   #8636
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:20 AM   #8637
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:31 AM   #8638
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Well I'm off with the kids to the pool.

There's a (knockout) college age lifeguard that has a paragraph/quote (?) tattooed above her bikini line. I'll try to get pics just to show how regretful tattoos can be boys and girls.



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One of my sister-in-laws has "Carpe Diem" on her stomach, just above navel. Present to self and act of rebellion, when she was 16/17, crappy fake ID, tat shop that didn't really care. Mother-in-law says to her "Your kids are gonna love trying to read that!". At least it's spelled correctly.
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Old 07-03-2013, 03:38 PM   #8640
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You guys need this for your next camp out.
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