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Old 04-13-2010, 01:39 PM   #1756
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You can help out here, you don't have tattoos, and I'd guess you suck at golf.

How do the ladies find you so hard to resist?

Only thing left is my charm and good looks
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:02 PM   #1757
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Only thing left is my charm and good looks

I'm guessing you're screwed?

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Old 04-13-2010, 02:03 PM   #1758
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I'm guessing you're screwed?


Yep

And I'll be 50 this month
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:05 PM   #1759
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Yep

And I'll be 50 this month

Have you picked out a plot yet?

Do candy dishes full of blue pills clash with purple curtains?
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:05 PM   #1760
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50 is nothing! Wait till your 55, then it really starts to suck.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:06 PM   #1761
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And I'll be 50 this month
I've come to the conclusion that 50 is more than a number.

The body and mind undergo profound changes between 50 and 55.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:06 PM   #1762
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50 is nothing! Wait till your 55, then it really starts to suck.

That's why I'm taking a six week boat trip for my bday
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:08 PM   #1763
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That's why I'm taking a six week boat trip for my bday
Do it now!
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:09 PM   #1764
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Do it now!

I just bought the boat yesterday. I'll be leaving within 3 weeks

Six week voyage from Ft Lauderdale to Miami, Keys, Naples, Marco Island, Sarasota, St. Petersburg, Crystal River, Dog Island, Panama City, Destin, Pensacola, Mobile Bay, and then up the Tenn-Tom to the Warrior River. I figure about 1,200 miles.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:10 PM   #1765
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I just bought the boat yesterday. I'll be leaving within 3 weeks

Six week voyage from Ft Lauderdale to Miami, Keys, Naples, Marco Island, Sarasota, St. Petersburg, Crystal River, Dog Island, Panama City, Destin, Pensacola, Mobile Bay, and then up the Tenn-Tom to the Warrior River. I figure about 1,200 miles.
Sounds great! I hope you have a fantastic trip.
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Old 04-13-2010, 02:11 PM   #1766
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Sounds great! I hope you have a fantastic trip.

Thanks! I'm just a little bit excited
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Old 04-13-2010, 03:04 PM   #1767
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I just bought the boat yesterday. I'll be leaving within 3 weeks

Six week voyage from Ft Lauderdale to Miami, Keys, Naples, Marco Island, Sarasota, St. Petersburg, Crystal River, Dog Island, Panama City, Destin, Pensacola, Mobile Bay, and then up the Tenn-Tom to the Warrior River. I figure about 1,200 miles.

Every Cracker port in the country.
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Old 04-13-2010, 05:01 PM   #1768
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So what happens with his caddy? Is he free to carry someone else's bag? It's put a big dent in his income, I'm sure.
i'd say a lot of people have been paid to carry tiger's bag.

and balls.

and putter.
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Old 04-13-2010, 05:07 PM   #1769
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Every Cracker port in the country.

You ever been to South Florida? It's like a bad Seinfeld episode
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Old 04-13-2010, 05:22 PM   #1770
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You ever been to South Florida? It's like a bad Seinfeld episode


Why yes, yes it is.
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