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Old 03-22-2012, 05:13 PM   #2296
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If he had any sense of humor, he would be changing sock colors and walking around the practice grounds with all sorts of weird wraps or braces on his foot, just to set the golf channel guys on fire.

Maybe 2 different color socks and a wrap with some goofy fake wires hanging out of it.
I give him full credit for successfully smuggling the blonde brigade past the paparazzi into his lair on Jupiter Island. So far...

I'm thinking he's using delivery trucks.
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:31 PM   #2297
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I give him full credit for successfully smuggling the blonde brigade past the paparazzi into his lair on Jupiter Island. So far...

I'm thinking he's using delivery trucks.

They have to be smuggled into his attorney's office first. :loll


I wonder what the standing offer is for some snaps of him with a female 'assistant' ?
6 figures?
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:16 PM   #2298
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They have to be smuggled into his attorney's office first. :loll


I wonder what the standing offer is for some snaps of him with a female 'assistant' ?
6 figures?
High 6 figures I think, maybe even low 7.

That may be why he bought that S65 AMG Mercedes, it's got 738 ft lbs of torque to hurry away from prying eyes. It takes that 2 1/2 ton vehicle with a five pack of blonde beauties 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, faster than a Porsche Carrera S full of paparazzi.
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Old 03-23-2012, 07:51 AM   #2299
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Tiger Woods, golfing and banging 24/7.
Bert, watching it rain and posting about Tiger.

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Old 03-23-2012, 09:00 AM   #2300
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Pretty much.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:05 PM   #2301
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Pretty much.


I guy can dream, can't he?

Tiger's life and career have gone to hell and the rest of us mortals are thinking, damn, what a way to go.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:29 PM   #2302
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I guy can dream, can't he?

Tiger's life and career have gone to hell and the rest of us mortals are thinking, damn, what a way to go.
He's played half a tournament well, maybe this is the week...

the timing is right, only two of the top ten players are playing this week, and and none of the top 6. I hope his leg holds up.
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Old 03-23-2012, 04:43 PM   #2303
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He's played half a tournament well, maybe this is the week...

the timing is right, only two of the top ten players are playing this week, and and none of the top 6. I hope his leg holds up.

I wonder what a challenge it must be for a sports psychologist to try and direct a conversation with a guy like that, must be near impossible.


McDowell sneaks up and steals another one from him?
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Old 03-23-2012, 05:05 PM   #2304
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I wonder what a challenge it must be for a sports psychologist to try and direct a conversation with a guy like that, must be near impossible.


McDowell sneaks up and steals another one from him?
If McDowell is paired with him Sunday we may see the return of the limp, Graeme is one of the best match play competitors in the world. He drilled Tiger last time they locked eyes. And that was before Tiger started putting like Ernie Els....

actually Tiger started putting like Ernie about the time he had to make a putt to match Graeme.


Perhaps Tiger has forgotten....

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Old 03-23-2012, 08:30 PM   #2305
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I wonder what a challenge it must be for a sports psychologist to try and direct a conversation with a guy like that, must be near impossible.


McDowell sneaks up and steals another one from him?
Another thought, I think this weekend is the critical test for Woods. If he wins he'll be in contention in the Masters, and the other majors this year. He's won a bunch of times on that Bay Hill course and knows it better than anybody. None of the world's best players are there to challenge him. The stars are in alignment.

But he needs to prove to himself he's still got it, and I think he's got doubts for all of his bluster. That means he's got to get his distance control under control (it's generally been erratic from round to round, even within his rounds). If he does that then the next hurdle is putting, making those 'gotta have' 5-10 footers.

If he fades, as he has been, then forget about the Masters, or any major this year. Indeed maybe forget about the whole thing, the snakes might make a permanent home behind those lyin' eyes.
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Old 03-24-2012, 03:56 PM   #2306
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McDowell sneaks up and steals another one from him?
Mano-a-mano with Tiger tomorrow. I may tune in.
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Old 03-24-2012, 06:21 PM   #2307
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After all this time and all the millions of practice balls, why hasn't Tiger (this applies to many other golfers, too) practiced completing a swing when something distracting happens during the motion? OB because somewhere a lady screamed when her kid fainted? Lucky they're not trying to shoot free throws or hit curveballs.
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:45 PM   #2308
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I hope his leg holds up.
So you're rooting for Tiger now?



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Did Woods get in a good forecheck today?
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Old 03-25-2012, 08:02 AM   #2310
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Mano-a-mano with Tiger tomorrow. I may tune in.
He seemed to be lost a few times yesterday, I bet he is a little more focused today.
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