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Old 04-06-2012, 04:38 PM   #2326
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-5. Not bad for an old fucker with a bad back.

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Old 04-06-2012, 06:03 PM   #2327
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On the bright side he beat Watson, no, not Bubba, the 62 year-old.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:22 PM   #2328
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8 back of a very strong leader board, can he get anywhere near the top 5?

Please put an extra microphone on him for the weekend.



Nascrap made the crews clean up the language for the radio transmission years ago, ruined the only interesting part of that shitty parade, I wish I could subscribe to a few channels of inside commentary from these PGA guys.
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:58 PM   #2329
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8 back of a very strong leader board, can he get anywhere near the top 5?

Please put an extra microphone on him for the weekend.



Nascrap made the crews clean up the language for the radio transmission years ago, ruined the only interesting part of that shitty parade, I wish I could subscribe to a few channels of inside commentary from these PGA guys.
I think he had a full practice schedule after that train wreck, that could easily have been an 80.

When last seen he was working on his irons (pushes, pulls, distance control, fatties), and his driving (there's a snap hook in the bag these days), indeed, his whole swing setup and swing plane. Then there's his putting: pushes, pulls, yips. He left one six foot putt a foot short.

None of those things are the problem, the pressure of a major exposed the simple truth that he's a head case. For all of the bluster he's scared to death, the snakes are eating his brain.



He won't see the top 10. Look for a limp on the back nine tomorrow.
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:03 PM   #2330
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We can officially say that Tiger has lost his game........

..........and his mind.......

..................and his temper....
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:09 PM   #2331
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OMG, this stuff is killin me!




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Old 04-06-2012, 09:10 PM   #2332
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:21 PM   #2333
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You're obviously oblivious to Tiger Woods' greatest strength as a golfer.

Here's a hint: it's not his swing. Go watch some golf and report back.
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See? This is your fundamental mistake.

I'm talking about golf.

You're talking about People. That's why you don't have a clue why he won't "fold up like the crumple zone of a Buick Rendezvous."

Stick to what you know, go read the gossip pages. Steer clear of sports, not your strong suit.

Damn there are some gems way back in this thread!
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Old 04-06-2012, 10:13 PM   #2334
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Damn there are some gems way back in this thread!
Why, yes, yes there are.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:53 AM   #2335
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Daddy, moms new boyfriend is left handed and he is teaching me to hit better
You should try it

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Old 04-08-2012, 11:40 AM   #2336
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The Golf Channel is going mad as Tiger's butt limps back to the barn. Mercifully, the cameras' eyes are turned away.
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:34 PM   #2337
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:00 PM   #2338
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Golf instructors around the world are weeping uncontrollably right along with Bubba.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:59 PM   #2339
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Golf instructors around the world are weeping uncontrollably right along with Bubba.

Maybe a few of them will capitalize on the opportunity to speak fucking english again, instead of some self-invented bullshit language and voodoo garbage.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:27 PM   #2340
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Maybe a few of them will capitalize on the opportunity to speak fucking english again, instead of some self-invented bullshit language and voodoo garbage.
Bubba has never had a lesson, would he have won the Masters had he had an instructor?

Many instructors are selling completely contradictory swing theories. Golf at the top professional level starts with individual athletic genius. No swing theory will elevate average talent to championship level.
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