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Old 11-27-2009, 07:36 PM   #61
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I wish Tiger no harm and not to be snarky, but IIRC, he's paid BIG $$$ to flog Buick, right? WTF is he doing in an Escalade? That's like Michael Schumacher driving a Porsche....

2 AM, man's a night owl.
A big wood for a booty call?
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:36 PM   #62
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No question, this guy is one of the best ever, but it kills me that our culture gloats over athletes and Hollywood types. Were they giving us station break updates on national TV when Stephen Hawking nearly died last year? Not hardly. Fer' Christ sake, this guy makes more money than God. If he never played another game of golf, he'd be hard pressed to spend all of his money, even burning it to heat his house. Glad he apparently isn't hurt. It's just the whole media frenzy-hero worship thing that gets me.
Just face the fact that he is what he is....A man.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:46 PM   #63
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Just face the fact that he is what he is....A man.
And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:47 PM   #64
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And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
We do.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:12 PM   #65
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That's what she is saying ... now.


The cut on his head reads Titleist.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:15 PM   #66
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I wish Tiger no harm and not to be snarky, but IIRC, he's paid BIG $$$ to flog Buick, right? WTF is he doing in an Escalade? That's like Michael Schumacher driving a Porsche....
I wonder if he can afford the upkeep for more than one car?

Now that you mention it, I wonder if he does have a Buick in the garage.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:39 PM   #67
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Originally Posted by Manuel Garcia O'Kely
I wish Tiger no harm and not to be snarky, but IIRC, he's paid BIG $$$ to flog Buick, right? WTF is he doing in an Escalade? That's like Michael Schumacher driving a Porsche....

2 AM, man's a night owl.
Tiger and Buick parted ways a couple of months ago. Something about Buick's parent company being in the shitter or something like that...

I recall hearing that Buick will no longer sponsor PGA tourneys anymore either so no more Buick invitational.
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:58 PM   #68
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Yeah, except he's not. He likes to play early, early in the day. His routine, even when not in a tournament, starts early.

scfrank, I agree. I was thinking... if you or I were to storm out and go to a motel for the night, no-one would notice. With him, there's a chance of a call to the National Enquirer.


What motel are we going to?
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Old 11-27-2009, 09:01 PM   #69
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What motel are we going to?
What can you afford?

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Old 11-27-2009, 09:16 PM   #70
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I heard about this several times today. As long as he wasn't driving drunk, I don't care what he was doing out at 2am. He's an adult. Surely he can afford to fix a fire hydrant and the neighbor's tree. It is funny that he was driving a cadillac.
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Old 11-27-2009, 09:28 PM   #71
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This is not a fairway to treat a man in the rough.
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Old 11-27-2009, 09:33 PM   #72
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That's what she is saying ... now.

thats what i'm thinking. she whupped his ass with the pitching wedge and staged the accident to cover up her handiwork.
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Old 11-27-2009, 10:00 PM   #73
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Ok heres my 2 cents and I am somewhat qualified to offer up these couple of pennies BECAUSE
1. I was a traffic homicide investigator for 12 years in Fla
2. I used to hold a USGA 8 handicap until I gave the fuggin game up and started riding motorcycles
3. I beat Payne Stewart in a 9 hole putting contest many years ago at a private country club in Fla that I worked at and he was the club's PGA pro. LOL
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The latest report is that Tiger was LEAVING his home in the wee hours of the morning.
Lets all understand that yours, mine/our driveways are NOT like Tigers ie: his is probably 3 times as long as a normal rich persons is.
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The significance there is that the operator trying to leave same can (if desired ) build up a fair bit of speed while leaving.
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The media is now saying that his wife took a golf club and smashed out the rear window to get him out.
Hmmmm?
Why would she choose to smash out the back glass to get him out of a 5-7 person SUV?
Maybe she wasnt smashing out the back glass to help him get out, maybe she was smashing out the back glass in an effort to get her point across as he was trying to leave?????

My prediction is that there was a dispute inside Camelot and Tiger was trying to jet the crib to defuse the situation when little Mrs "Why Did You Make Me Sign A Prenup" went ballistic on the fleeing SUV.

We shall see.
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Old 11-27-2009, 10:31 PM   #74
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Ok heres my 2 cents and I am somewhat qualified to offer up these couple of pennies BECAUSE
1. I was a traffic homicide investigator for 12 years in Fla
2. I used to hold a USGA 8 handicap until I gave the fuggin game up and started riding motorcycles
3. I beat Payne Stewart in a 9 hole putting contest many years ago at a private country club in Fla that I worked at and he was the club's PGA pro. LOL
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The latest report is that Tiger was LEAVING his home in the wee hours of the morning.
Lets all understand that yours, mine/our driveways are NOT like Tigers ie: his is probably 3 times as long as a normal rich persons is.
*
The significance there is that the operator trying to leave same can (if desired ) build up a fair bit of speed while leaving.
*
The media is now saying that his wife took a golf club and smashed out the rear window to get him out.
Hmmmm?
Why would she choose to smash out the back glass to get him out of a 5-7 person SUV?
Maybe she wasnt smashing out the back glass to help him get out, maybe she was smashing out the back glass in an effort to get her point across as he was trying to leave?????

My prediction is that there was a dispute inside Camelot and Tiger was trying to jet the crib to defuse the situation when little Mrs "Why Did You Make Me Sign A Prenup" went ballistic on the fleeing SUV.

We shall see.
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Old 11-27-2009, 10:42 PM   #75
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My prediction is that there was a dispute inside Camelot and Tiger was trying to jet the crib to defuse the situation when little Mrs "Why Did You Make Me Sign A Prenup" went ballistic on the fleeing SUV.

We shall see.
That's right, blame the woman. He's faultless.
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