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Old 12-19-2009, 03:48 PM   #781
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You mean breaking down the door and forcing himself into their presence?

Yeah, I like it, very Christmassy.
Nice strawman.

No, how about just being near the kids, so they can see him.
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Old 12-19-2009, 03:49 PM   #782
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Yeah, they need him.

Kid: "Daddy, what's a hooker?"

Tiger: "It's a name for a woman that is upfront about her price."
I agree.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:59 PM   #783
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Can a "made for TV movie" be far behind?


What are you doing tomorrow night?

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Old 12-19-2009, 05:50 PM   #784
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:52 PM   #785
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Nice strawman.

No, how about just being near the kids, so they can see him.
I'm not privvy to their affairs, but it sure sounds like they're leading separate lives right now, and I'm a gonna make a wild and crazy guess that it's not his choice.
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Old 12-19-2009, 05:53 PM   #786
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Yeah, they need him.

Kid: "Daddy, what's a hooker?"

Tiger, clearing his throat: "umm, that's when I hit the ball and it goes off to the side. Yea, that's it."

Kid: "Oh, one of the kids at school told me you used to hit a lot of them."
Of course kids don't need their fathers.

What on earth was I thinking?
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:06 PM   #787
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I'm not privvy to their affairs, but it sure sounds like they're leading separate lives right now, and I'm a gonna make a wild and crazy guess that it's not his choice.
Of course it was his "choice".

He chose the life of a swinger. He shouldn't cry that living two lives didn't work out.

Never does.
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:08 PM   #788
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Of course kids don't need their fathers.

What on earth was I thinking?
Again, define "father" and tell me how tigger was thinking of his kids while he was banging hookers. I see Tiger as a sperm donor with money.

My dad didn't do that. I don't. All my friends who are dads don't. (well, one did, they ain't together anymore what a surprise)
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:18 PM   #789
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I'm a gonna make a wild and crazy guess that it's not his choice.
bullshit he made his choices and now he lives with them. don't make excuses for the scumbag.
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:32 PM   #790
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Did he ever get DNA tests on the kids to confirm they were his?






























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Old 12-19-2009, 06:54 PM   #791
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:05 PM   #792
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Again, define "father" and tell me how tigger was thinking of his kids while he was banging hookers. I see Tiger as a sperm donor with money.

My dad didn't do that. I don't. All my friends who are dads don't. (well, one did, they ain't together anymore what a surprise)
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I am a little concerned that you appear to want Tiger to think about his kids while he is banging hookers. Personally, I don't want anyone to be thinking about their kids when they are banging anyone.

You are one creepy guy.
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:25 PM   #793
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:57 PM   #794
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I am a little concerned that you appear to want Tiger to think about his kids while he is banging hookers. Personally, I don't want anyone to be thinking about their kids when they are banging anyone.

You are one creepy guy.
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Old 12-19-2009, 07:57 PM   #795
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