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Old 12-22-2009, 04:19 AM   #871
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Last time I checked, Tiger woods put his wife in a nice house, fed her nice food, gave her a nice car to drive and provided for her kids.

You people need to get a grip.
Have you always hated women, or is this just something you've come to lately? Here's a news flash for you, Mr. Sensitive:
Women are not kennel dogs who are happy to offer their unconditional love and devotion to anyone who takes them in and submit to their beatings as a matter of course. I hope to God you're not married, and I'm guessing you aren't.

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Old 12-22-2009, 06:31 AM   #872
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Christmas in the Caribbean with his 'golfing' buddies. Sure.

It seems Tiger has chosen his future direction, hellooo debauchery.
Sometimes debauchery can be a good thing. Jus sayin'
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Old 12-22-2009, 06:35 AM   #873
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Have you always hated women, or is this just something you've come to lately? Here's a news flash for you, Mr. Sensitive:
Women are not kennel dogs who are happy to offer their unconditional love and devotion to anyone who takes them in and submit to their beatings as a matter of course. I hope to God you're not married, and I'm guessing you aren't.
Wow, Doc'. Nice rant !

...as long as you accept that the door swings both ways, I'm with ya'. Do you think a long-legged Swedish hot tottie swimsuit model wannabe woulda hooked up with a half-black guy who manages the night shift at Mickey D's ? Maybe in the movies, I'm guessing.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:52 PM   #874
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Here's a news flash for you, Mr. Sensitive:
Women are not kennel dogs who are happy to offer their unconditional love and devotion to anyone who takes them in and submit to their beatings as a matter of course.
Now you tell me.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:14 PM   #875
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Have you always hated women, or is this just something you've come to lately? Here's a news flash for you, Mr. Sensitive:
Women are not kennel dogs who are happy to offer their unconditional love and devotion to anyone who takes them in and submit to their beatings as a matter of course. I hope to God you're not married, and I'm guessing you aren't.
You don't know the woman in question. You are assuming she wasn't into Tiger for the material benefits.
I'm assuming she is.

Only difference between us is that I haven't made it personal between us.

Your horse isn't so high from where I'm sitting.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:18 PM   #876
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Your horse isn't so high from where I'm sitting.
Only because you're on your high horse.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:21 PM   #877
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Only because you're on your high horse.
If you say so waxy, I do my best to talk shit about ideas or public figures and not other inmates. Although I have been known to stoop to that level in the face of repeated 'provocation'.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:26 PM   #878
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If you say so waxy, I do my best to talk shit about ideas or public figures and not other inmates. Although I have been known to stoop to that level in the face of repeated 'provocation'.
That was a joke. Implying that if you were on your short horse, he'd look pretty high. Or really, if you were just standing beside him on his horse.

It's really a matter of perspective, y'see?
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:31 PM   #879
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That was a joke. Implying that if you were on your short horse, he'd look pretty high. Or really, if you were just standing beside him on his horse.

It's really a matter of perspective, y'see?

lol, most everything is.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:45 PM   #880
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:06 AM   #881
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You don't know the woman in question.
And you are...what? Her best friend? Her analyst, perhaps?

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You are assuming she wasn't into Tiger for the material benefits.
I'm assuming she is.
Why?
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:44 AM   #882
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Wow, Doc'. Nice rant !

... Do you think a long-legged Swedish hot tottie swimsuit model wannabe woulda hooked up with a half-black guy who manages the night shift at Mickey D's ?...
Absolutely, if she was working at the same Micky D's at the time, found the manager attractive, and got to know and like him. It's all about the circle of acquaintances.
The assumtion by many posters in this thread that beautiful women are gold-digging whores by nature belies the truth.

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Old 12-23-2009, 08:50 AM   #883
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Absolutely, if she was working at the same Micky D's at the time, found the manager attractive, and got to know and like him. It's all about the circle of acquaintances.
The assumtion by many posters in this thread that beautiful women are gold-digging whores by nature belies the truth.

Nah, we were just over reacting to you fuckwits over reacting by suggesting he has diminished rights in regards to his children just because he cheated on his wife. The two things are irrelevant, and you turds have obviously never heard of no-fault divorce either.
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:01 AM   #884
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Women are not kennel dogs who are happy to offer their unconditional love and devotion to anyone who takes them in and submit to their beatings as a matter of course.
Some of them however like to be punished when they have been bad...
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Because it's easily just as likely.
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