The SMIB Thread...you know who you are

scott P · 12-06-2009, 08:48 PM

Southern Maryland InBred
Scott's Meandering Intermarque Biotches
Southern Maryland Independent Bikers.
Southern Maryland Ignorant Bitches.
Southern Maryland Indigenous Bikes.
Southern Maryland Intoxicated Bikers
Some More Idiot Bastards

This thread is where
"the Good people go to be Bad" HBN

Meet Our Parent's BWDR & Cat Herders

Warning:This is a SMIBbook thread and everyone is invited, so don't get pissed if we talk something other than bikes.

CDR 2012

To boldy go where no man or woman has gone before.........

SMIBVILLE USA By Patty Dorsh

I wrote Smibville a while ago and many things have changed
They’re tearing down Pennie’s Bar and Evan’s not the same
But Buzzy’s still around, the Rail, and 10 oz Beers
I’ll add a few more things that have been around for years

I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool
I’m going down to Toots Bar to shoot a game of pool
A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

I sang about the crabs and the oysters from the bay
But I forgot a couple things my grandma used to make
Like stuffed ham and country sausage, just to name a few
And if you’ve never tried them, well I suggest you do!

I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool
I’m going down to Back Road Inn to shoot a game of pool
A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

The Willows and The Roost, Clarke’s Landing Restaurants
Have been around for quite awhile they’re favorite county haunts
Duke’s Bar a bookstore, there’s Betty Russells in Valley Lee
And Tall Timbers Marina for boat-burning on the beach
The Wharf, Country Tavern, Oakwood Lodge and Belvedere
Captain Tom’s Oar House and Bambinos are no longer here
But we got racing down at Budd’s Creek and St. Mary’s County Fair
We go boating, skiing, fish and sail cause there’s water everywhere

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re all down at the Green Door for beer-pong and some pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

There’s bingo at the firehouse and carnivals galore
Festivals and artshows and corn mazes to explore
Or we’ll cross the bridge to Solomons, to the Tiki bar
You’ll have a good time around here no matter where you are

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re going down to Friendly’s for some shuffleboard and pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools
We’re going down to Dew Drop Inn to shoot darts and some pool
Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey!
Proud to be living in Smibville, USA

HBN · 12-07-2009, 06:48 PM

all alone

(better move)

badguy · 12-08-2009, 04:59 AM

Is Fort Washington far enough south? It feels like it compared to most of the other MD riders...

mica · 12-08-2009, 04:55 PM

Great idea Scotty

I think I'll go start a Bridgewater thread.

HBN · 12-08-2009, 04:57 PM

now THAT made me laugh

H14 · 12-08-2009, 07:42 PM

Hey Scotty,
You all should put together a campout.

mica · 12-08-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by h14xl

Hey Scotty,
You all should put together a campout.

That really did make me LOL.

Seriously Scott, if you put southern MD in the thread title you might get a better response.

Wreckchecker · 12-11-2009, 05:46 AM

On my side of DC they won't let us shoot deer from the kitchen window. :(

scott P · 12-11-2009, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wreckchecker

On my side of DC they won't let us shoot deer from the kitchen window. :(

Are you kidding me.............Now that's just not right!!

tastroman · 12-11-2009, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badguy

Is Fort Washington far enough south? It feels like it compared to most of the other MD riders...

FWIW I grew up in Captains Cove. I spent a lot of time rummaging around Fort Washington Park back when it was free to get in.

I hope this is enough to qualify me to respond to this thread.

scott P · 12-12-2009, 02:26 PM

My first resized pic

HBN · 12-12-2009, 02:28 PM

Uh the only resizing that needs to be done to that pic is your massive load!

EDIT: And now the pics is gone replaced by your hosted resizepick website.

If you have picasa, you can use it to resize pics by Selecting the photo then the Export function and resizing the exported pic. Upload to picasa and voila!

EDIT EDIT: I am Scott P's new IT consultant

scott P · 12-12-2009, 02:30 PM

Hurry up and ride over here and show me how

HBN · 12-12-2009, 02:35 PM

I may if any of the famous Scott's Salty Nuts (TM) are around

now nobody is going to want to join your unpopulated thread

scott P · 12-12-2009, 02:37 PM

Well I'm trying...........picasa is a google site?? so i need a google account??

Let me do some research and try again

12-06-2009, 08:48 PM	#1
scott P ^OP Funny...Like a Clown Joined: Oct 2007 Location: SMIBville AKA Pax River MD Oddometer: 7,580	The Southern Maryland SMIB Thread...you know who you are Southern Maryland InBred Scott's Meandering Intermarque Biotches Southern Maryland Independent Bikers. Southern Maryland Ignorant Bitches. Southern Maryland Indigenous Bikes. Southern Maryland Intoxicated Bikers Some More Idiot Bastards This thread is where "the Good people go to be Bad" HBN Meet Our Parent's BWDR & Cat Herders Warning:This is a SMIBbook thread and everyone is invited, so don't get pissed if we talk something other than bikes. CDR 2012 To boldy go where no man or woman has gone before......... SMIBVILLE USA By Patty Dorsh I wrote Smibville a while ago and many things have changed They’re tearing down Pennie’s Bar and Evan’s not the same But Buzzy’s still around, the Rail, and 10 oz Beers I’ll add a few more things that have been around for years I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool I’m going down to Toots Bar to shoot a game of pool A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe Proud to be living in Smibville, USA I sang about the crabs and the oysters from the bay But I forgot a couple things my grandma used to make Like stuffed ham and country sausage, just to name a few And if you’ve never tried them, well I suggest you do! I’m a ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fool I’m going down to Back Road Inn to shoot a game of pool A crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-driving babe Proud to be living in Smibville, USA The Willows and The Roost, Clarke’s Landing Restaurants Have been around for quite awhile they’re favorite county haunts Duke’s Bar a bookstore, there’s Betty Russells in Valley Lee And Tall Timbers Marina for boat-burning on the beach The Wharf, Country Tavern, Oakwood Lodge and Belvedere Captain Tom’s Oar House and Bambinos are no longer here But we got racing down at Budd’s Creek and St. Mary’s County Fair We go boating, skiing, fish and sail cause there’s water everywhere Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools We’re all down at the Green Door for beer-pong and some pool Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey! Proud to be living in Smibville, USA There’s bingo at the firehouse and carnivals galore Festivals and artshows and corn mazes to explore Or we’ll cross the bridge to Solomons, to the Tiki bar You’ll have a good time around here no matter where you are Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools We’re going down to Friendly’s for some shuffleboard and pool Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey! Proud to be living in Smibville, USA Cause we’re all ball-playing, beer-drinking, fun-loving fools We’re going down to Dew Drop Inn to shoot darts and some pool Crab-picking, oyster-shucking, truck-drivers, hey! Proud to be living in Smibville, USA __________________ 06 KLR 650 "FBG" 99 Triumph 885i Tiger "Girlie" 06 KTM 450 exc...Miss Nasty Smokehole after midnignt..."I'm hungry", "me too" How about some Bitches n Gravy? Romney Ride: I ate so much fried chicken tonight, I'm farting feathers....... VAC scott P screwed with this post 03-17-2013 at 09:04 AM

12-07-2009, 06:48 PM	#2
HBN plays in traffic Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Arlington, VA Oddometer: 10,958	all alone (better move) __________________ Only those that go would know. - WayneJ 2001 R1150GS - 1976 R75/6 - 1975 XL250 HBurgNinja - The Thread \| HBN Boondocking the Nation \| Beards to Canada

12-08-2009, 04:55 PM	#4
mica Wallowing in Insanity Joined: Aug 2008 Location: The Dena, Maяylaиd Oddometer: 1,349	Great idea Scotty I think I'll go start a Bridgewater thread. __________________ Never compromise on your passions or it is likely you will end up disillusioned adrift in a sea of dashed middle class hopes.-HBN

12-08-2009, 04:57 PM	#5
HBN plays in traffic Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Arlington, VA Oddometer: 10,958	now THAT made me laugh __________________ Only those that go would know. - WayneJ 2001 R1150GS - 1976 R75/6 - 1975 XL250 HBurgNinja - The Thread \| HBN Boondocking the Nation \| Beards to Canada

12-08-2009, 07:42 PM	#6
H14 I Gotta Go! Joined: Feb 2008 Location: Shenandoah Valley Oddometer: 2,882	Hey Scotty, You all should put together a campout. __________________ CDR Ride Report http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=809397

12-08-2009, 04:59 AM	#3
badguy Susan Joined: Nov 2009 Location: Fart Washington, MD Oddometer: 1,573	Is Fort Washington far enough south? It feels like it compared to most of the other MD riders...

12-11-2009, 05:46 AM	#8
Wreckchecker Ungeneer to broked stuff. Joined: Dec 2008 Location: Rockville, MD Oddometer: 1,841	On my side of DC they won't let us shoot deer from the kitchen window. :( __________________ Super Tenere in black AMA, IBA June 2012 Maryland to Alaska: http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=796138

12-12-2009, 02:26 PM	#11
scott P ^OP Funny...Like a Clown Joined: Oct 2007 Location: SMIBville AKA Pax River MD Oddometer: 7,580	My first resized pic __________________ 06 KLR 650 "FBG" 99 Triumph 885i Tiger "Girlie" 06 KTM 450 exc...Miss Nasty Smokehole after midnignt..."I'm hungry", "me too" How about some Bitches n Gravy? Romney Ride: I ate so much fried chicken tonight, I'm farting feathers....... VAC scott P screwed with this post 08-16-2012 at 09:08 PM

12-12-2009, 02:28 PM	#12
HBN plays in traffic Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Arlington, VA Oddometer: 10,958	Uh the only resizing that needs to be done to that pic is your massive load! EDIT: And now the pics is gone replaced by your hosted resizepick website. If you have picasa, you can use it to resize pics by Selecting the photo then the Export function and resizing the exported pic. Upload to picasa and voila! EDIT EDIT: I am Scott P's new IT consultant __________________ Only those that go would know. - WayneJ 2001 R1150GS - 1976 R75/6 - 1975 XL250 HBurgNinja - The Thread \| HBN Boondocking the Nation \| Beards to Canada HBN screwed with this post 12-12-2009 at 05:52 PM

12-12-2009, 02:30 PM	#13
scott P ^OP Funny...Like a Clown Joined: Oct 2007 Location: SMIBville AKA Pax River MD Oddometer: 7,580	Hurry up and ride over here and show me how __________________ 06 KLR 650 "FBG" 99 Triumph 885i Tiger "Girlie" 06 KTM 450 exc...Miss Nasty Smokehole after midnignt..."I'm hungry", "me too" How about some Bitches n Gravy? Romney Ride: I ate so much fried chicken tonight, I'm farting feathers....... VAC

12-12-2009, 02:35 PM	#14
HBN plays in traffic Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Arlington, VA Oddometer: 10,958	I may if any of the famous Scott's Salty Nuts (TM) are around now nobody is going to want to join your unpopulated thread __________________ Only those that go would know. - WayneJ 2001 R1150GS - 1976 R75/6 - 1975 XL250 HBurgNinja - The Thread \| HBN Boondocking the Nation \| Beards to Canada

12-12-2009, 02:37 PM	#15
scott P ^OP Funny...Like a Clown Joined: Oct 2007 Location: SMIBville AKA Pax River MD Oddometer: 7,580	Well I'm trying...........picasa is a google site?? so i need a google account?? Let me do some research and try again __________________ 06 KLR 650 "FBG" 99 Triumph 885i Tiger "Girlie" 06 KTM 450 exc...Miss Nasty Smokehole after midnignt..."I'm hungry", "me too" How about some Bitches n Gravy? Romney Ride: I ate so much fried chicken tonight, I'm farting feathers....... VAC scott P screwed with this post 12-12-2009 at 02:43 PM

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: .
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode