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Old 07-18-2012, 06:18 AM   #9166
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......the notorious Eh-tahs
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:52 AM   #9167
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Things are getting out of hand
in Canuckistan.
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:03 AM   #9168
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Something bad was probably going down like a pack of cartel members holed up in there.
A couple of years ago my wife and I were next door to a room that a BMW 1200GS rider was in. About 30 minutes after he checked in, a super hot hooker shows up to his room in a taxi. We could hear her heels clicking around the room and then the wall slamming began. Not too sound proof. Sounded like a great ride.

Funny! Now who do we know around here that rides an R12 GS? ;)
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:03 AM   #9169
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The same place had the Sign of the Fish as a corporate symbol
You know, there is a helluva good joke hiding in that. LOL!

The "Eh-tas", absolutely classic! LOL! I now feel like not only "master of my domain" (beware the "secret handshake") but also like a cartel member.

And there is Bob Loblaw, too, he's another "Eh-ta".
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:00 AM   #9170
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He thought you were the famous El Fapper, of course
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Is this the Mexican equivalent of John Holmes? ;)
Your answer HERE
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:10 AM   #9171
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For those who don't speak Spanish, BMW has conveniently provided a "breakdown guide" with translations from your native language into a variety of others, like Spanish.

http://www.bmw-motorrad.com/com/en/i...html&notrack=1

Note that there is absolutely no use of the adjectives you normally hear spoken if these events occur.
For that, you can begin here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity

Between the two of those, and a distinct lack of "fapping", you will likely solve your problems and be happily on your way.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:19 AM   #9172
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Mark, new evidence of that Eh-ta violence! Forget what's tied to the roof, the real crime is stuck to the tire!
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:25 AM   #9173
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Is that a motorcycle rider strapped to the top? Or just someone that doesn't appreciate Geddy Lee?

Poor leaf.... those moose could also be illegal immigrants from south of the border... who knows. Always causing trouble. Can't tell- they appear to be drinking Coors. But that's a Canadian beer anyways.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:46 AM   #9174
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Those moose are on the "moose wanted list" which is found on the wall in Canadian postal service facilities, pea soup can labels, and Tim Horton's coffee shops from coast to coast.

Making the "moose wanted" list is considered to be, besides pronouncing "about, roof, multi, fragile" differently, and having been "screeched in", as moving from prospect/striker/proby to being a full patch Canuck and having earned your colours.

However, the colours only consist of a grey, centre positioned, glass of porch climber with a container of poutine that consistently creates the remarkable illusion of wanting to separate from the overall image and these are never shown but are clandestinely emblazoned on your gotchies.

Most of this is arrived at by having received sever psychological scarring at a young age by being forced to study concepts such as "the gentleman usher of the black rod and member of the Order of the Garter" being the one who controls the convening of the Senate branch of government.

Really, there is no comparison. Mexico only has a guy dressed up like a bee and another who wears shorts and talks like Geddy Lee sings, as symbols on national TV and the USA has a talking mouse, ducks, dogs, rabbits who earn millions in royalties on a daily basis.

Those who hail from the "twisted north" are not to be fooled with!
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Old 07-18-2012, 10:01 AM   #9175
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And you're teaching English to Méxicanos?!
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:30 AM   #9176
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Yeah, but don't worry about that. Worry more about what the bartenders are learning!

By the way, with your consent, I'd like to call that rye and liquer combo of yours, the "JD" or "jota deh".
As in "quiero una Jota Deh, eh." LOL!
What say?
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:07 PM   #9177
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Yeah, but don't worry about that. Worry more about what the bartenders are learning!

By the way, with your consent, I'd like to call that rye and liquer combo of yours, the "JD" or "jota deh".
As in "quiero una Jota Deh, eh." LOL!
What say?
Make it so.
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:16 PM   #9178
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Hecho!
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:36 PM   #9179
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I plan on a Baja to Cabo to La Paz ride in September or so. Then a boat ride to Mazatlan and a ride down to Zijuatanejo. Can anyone recommend cheap, but not too cheap, small, even B&B size hotels or motels along the way, starting with Mazatlan. And including Zijuat.
If the boat gets into Mazatlan at 11 p.m. I want to get the nearest decent motel, sleep and ride early the next morning.
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Buddy and I are heading down to Puerto Vallarta (or thereabouts - no fixed plans) from Vancouver, Canada in September. Planning to leave Sept 1, and might ride through Baja, then also ferry to Mazatlan. Shoot me a PM if you want to connect somewhere along the line!
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:06 AM   #9180
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The beast

They closed I-10 here in San Antonio the other day to let the beast and convoy pass, it seem they where heading to Mexico
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