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Old 10-21-2012, 06:29 PM   #10396
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Just so you know, the pet policy at our hotel is cats or dogs under 30 lbs in a kennel. No exceptions for sheep.
The sheep around here have had to learn to take care of themselves, they all do the concealed carry thing.
The goats, as can be seen, are a little behind on the learning curve.

"No Country For Lonely Men". As for the Mystery Rider, it's either the Swiss account or Larry Flynt...
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:56 PM   #10397
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The goats, as can be seen, are a little behind on the learning curve.
Do the goats carry los cuernos de chivos

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Old 10-21-2012, 07:40 PM   #10398
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People ask if Mexico is safe.


And now this!
Don't ask, don't tell in the Sierra de Borrego (somewhat aptly named by the way)!



It is at times like this that I turn to the esteemed and revered Bob Loblaw, (as Yoda like an individual as you will find) for spiritual guidance and as a tonic to relieve the scarring.

If the Mystery Rider's deposit doesn't turn up in the Swiss account by midnight...there'll be more photos!
It could get nasty, because we all know Mexico is not safe...

Hey there! Wait just a minute!
She told me that she was eighteen!
How was I supposed to know.
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:43 PM   #10399
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The sheep around here have had to learn to take care of themselves, they all do the concealed carry thing.
The goats, as can be seen, are a little behind on the learning curve.

"No Country For Lonely Men". As for the Mystery Rider, it's either the Swiss account or Larry Flynt...



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Old 10-21-2012, 07:44 PM   #10400
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And just when Craneguy thought this was a safe way to spend the weekeend.
Don't worry, I wouldn't touch that goat. Unlike the mysery rider I'd wait for a cute one! ;)

Now that one looks slow, so even MikeMike could catch it. :sly:
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:45 PM   #10401
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Mystery Rider revealed
No wonder he brake checks so often!
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:50 PM   #10402
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"So what did her mother say when she caught you having sex with her daughter?

"Baaaa!"
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:52 PM   #10403
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"So what did her mother say when she caught you having sex with her daughter?

"Baaaa!"
Nope... Meeeeehhh
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:53 PM   #10404
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Now that's a tankbag!!!
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:57 PM   #10405
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The old Idaho gigolo!

She said she was 18...kilograms.
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:57 PM   #10406
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Now that's a tankbag!!!
Nice one! :)

But I think it's a condom for when you're having sex with a camel. Didn't they used to be made of lamb skin? I guess no one told him you're supposed to take the lamb out first.
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:37 PM   #10407
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The old Idaho gigolo!

She said she was 18...kilograms.

Hah! Sounds like Wyoming.

I swear your honor. I was just trying to help that sheep get thru the fence.
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Old 10-22-2012, 01:47 AM   #10408
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"Where men are men, and barnyard animals get nervous after dark."

Honestly, I was staying at a no-tell motel somewhere between Victoria and Monterrey when a farmer drove through with a sheep in the back of his truck. I didn't ask any questions.
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:18 AM   #10409
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I keep telling MikeMike: No Photos!
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:35 AM   #10410
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I keep telling MikeMike: No Photos!
The Mystery Rider would never, ever, ever, strap a sheep on to the front of his HP2.
It would interfere with his GPS mount.

Seeing a man and a sheep without a viable destination is just plain wrong.
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