Is Mexico Safe?

[MikeMike]

Originally Posted by SR

This stuff repels Chupacabras. Does it attract Senoritas or repel them?

It smells like a mix of BMW clutch and brake pads, Michelin rubber, fresh jalapenos and onions, chile de arbol, and Castrol 20W-50. If that doesn't get you a happy ending, you'll have to go back to 7 Machos!

[MikeMike]

You guys haven't heard the joke about the tope crash.

Q: What was the number of that tope?

A: #132

[SR]

Originally Posted by acejones

When you are hurt or ill, you generally are not going to be thinking at you best, either because of the drugs or the pain. You may be having to deal with people who speak your language differently. All of this adds to uncertainty, confusion, and anxiety. What you need as Tricepilot said is professionals who know how to get you what you need, when and how you need it. This goes a long way and that's why companies like MedJetAssist are successful. They can get it done.

The joke about working in s-holes and backwoods places, If get hurt here just tape my VISA card to my forehead and get me out of here.

[SR]

Originally Posted by MikeMike

It smells like a mix of BMW clutch and brake pads, Michelin rubber, fresh jalapenos and onions, chile de arbol, and Castrol 20W-50. If that doesn't get you a happy ending, you'll have to go back to 7 Machos!

Okay, so it repels them!

[tricepilot]

Originally Posted by MikeMike

You guys haven't heard the joke about the tope crash.

Q: What was the number of that tope?

A: #132

Originally Posted by SR

The joke about working in s-holes and backwoods places, If get hurt here just tape my VISA card to my forehead and get me out of here.

[MikeMike]

Originally Posted by SR

Okay, so it repels them!

Well, we didn't see you lining up to volunteer to field test, now did we?
But hey! It's all good! We're working on the "KTM eau de trailette" version. I swear this one smells like Tyson's old condominium in San Andres Tuxtla. Tyson swore it was an aerosol aphrodisiac. I didn't really believe him. I mean, c'mon, think about it. He was a monkey who spoke English. Everyone knows they can't be trusted because they always get carried away embellishing things, especially when they've been drinking.

SR, I swear on a stack of left over ballots from the last election, "eau de trailette" will let you get in touch with your "natural side". How many bottles you want?

[kobukan]

Another option for $110/year.

I picked this up last winter when I got my SPOT before my first trip into Mexico. Hope I never need it.

"GEOS MEDIVAC is an Evacuation and rescue program.
As a GEOS MEDIVAC Member, Emergency Evacuation will be provided if You need to be hospitalized due to injury or illness from the place of an incident, which took place at least 99 miles away from your main home, to the nearest medical facility or if you are ever hospitalized whilst you are 99 miles or more away from your permanent residence, GEOS will provide medical evacuation to the nearest medical facility and repatriation to a hospital nearest your home capable of providing the treatment you require as determined by the physicians providing your treatment, and GEOS, in a medically-equipped and staffed aircraft."

[SR]

Originally Posted by MikeMike

SR, I swear on a stack of left over ballots from the last election, "eau de trailette" will let you get in touch with your "natural side". How many bottles you want?

Okay, okay I will take a bottle, I'll take delivery this Spring. Can I pay with with a box of 100 peso Wallmart gift cards, also left over from the last election. I think each one is worth a vote.

[Bato]

Originally Posted by SR

I always joke that if you are polite to a pedestrian in Mexico and slow down, you will confuse people and just cause and accident!
y'r right !




Hi Bato, if they could give me some medicine to make me forget a days worth of international air travel I would be addicted for sure.

Good to hear you are back to 100%. You gonna bring that 1150GS back to DGO? They just finished another stretch of the new highway last week from around the Sinaloa border to Villa Union.

I'm hoping I will via Baja I herad

[QUOTE=tricepilot;20190282]A little bit right, and a little bit wrong.

First and foremost, for MedJet to "kick in", you have to have a need to be transported hospital to hospital. Period.
Mistake #3 been emotional carried on the track by the throttle

How this plays out is you must always remember the caveat that you need to return to the U.S. to be hospitalized.

Mistake #2 Liking more Hotel Gobernador hospitality over any Hospital in Durango

Originally Posted by SR

Thanks, TP, I'm not against medjet. The service they provide is done in a reasonable way, evacuation on an as needed basis. It is just important to remember that one will not be immediately whisked directly home the moment of the crash, just because they have this service.

Best not to crash!

Mistake #1 Best not to party a night before you gonna ride
even better not party at all while traveling on a bike

[MikeMike]

No dice!
The Wal-Mart gift cards that were issued at $100 pesos were only worth $50 pesos at the store and only worked 25% of the time based on a national average post election.
Therefore, we only take the Soriana cards because the $100 peso cards were worth $70 pesos and worked a stunning 35% of the time.

We will cut a deal for dead scorpion encased in plastic on a key chain! I've noticed a shortage of those here, lately.

You know, if you use the ADV cologne or the "Eau de Trailette" you will never need MedJet or insurance because they'll think you're dead just based on the aroma. This could fool narcos from kidnapping you while you are riding at 100 mph being shot at on the Mex #180 coast highway which, according to some, really happened! I miss that thread!

[tricepilot]

Originally Posted by Bato

Mistake #1 Best not to party a night before you gonna ride
even better not party at all while traveling on a bike

sabiduría de las edades

[Snownut]

Is anyone familiar with Petersen International Underwriters? (piu@piu.org) The more I look at their policy quote the more I lean toward them.. For a trip I have planned (first of the year) a $500.000 policy with a $500 deductible is $58. I can't find many reviews and always like to do a little homework first.. My work health insurance agent recommended them so I feel semi-comfortable using them.

Eligible Expenses:
-Hospital Expenses: All medically necessary expenses while hospitalized.
-Physician Services: All medically necessary expenses for treatment.
-Skilled Nursing Facilities: All medically necessary expenses if confinement begins following a medically necessary hospital
confinement of 3 days or longer.
-Home Health Care: All medically necessary expenses if hospitalization would have been required if Home Health Care was not provided and the care is provided in accordance with a written plan established, approved and followed by a physician.
-Ambulance Services Expenses: To and from a hospital within 100 miles in the same geographic area.
-Medical Evacuation: All medically necessary expenses for stabilization and transportation to the facility nearest your home, which can provide the appropriate care up to $100,000.
-Repatriation of Remains: In the event of death, Underwriters will reimburse the cost of delivery of your remains to a mortuary nearest your home up to $100,000.
-Prescription Drugs: Outpatient prescription medications covered up to a maximum of $500.
-Emergency Return Home: If, at er you have departed, you learn of the death of an Immediate Family Member, or you learn of the substantial destruction of your home by i re, wind, flood, or earthquake, Underwriters shall reimburse you the cost of an economy one way air or ground transportation ticket for you to your home, up to a maximum of $5,000.
$25,000 Accidental Death: $50,000 if accidental death occurs while riding as a passenger of a common carrier.
-Follow Me Home: Provides benefits for any injury or illness which occurs while in the USA. Benefits are limited to 5 days for every month of time outside the USA.
-Common Accident Provision: In the event that you and any additional insured family members suf er injuries from the same accident, only one deductible shall be applied.
-Lost Luggage: In the event that your checked on luggage is completely and totally lost, Underwriters shall reimburse you to a maximum of $500, excess of any and all other valid and collectible coverage's.
-Trip Cancellation Benefit: If within two weeks prior to your pre-paid ticketed or vouchered initial trip departure your entire trip must be cancelled due to 1) your death, illness or injury causing hospitalization or outpatient surgery, or 2) the death of an Immediate Family member, or 3) the substantial destruction of your home due to i re, wind, l flood, or earthquake, any unused and nonrefundable portion of expenses shall be reimbursed up to a maximum of $1,000, excess of $100 each and every loss and excess of all other valid Insurance

[Bato]

Well tomorrow is the premier of: LAS PAREDES HABLAN tought it be good to practice Spanish for those in Mexico
it suppose to be a good movie ., starting Maria Aura wich i personaly like her looks a little bit I'll might go to Monterrey just to see her


kuno Becker & maria Aura

[jimmex]

Those delectable thighs (hers) should be covered in leather.

[tricepilot]

Originally Posted by jimmex

(hers)