oh!!! the pain of aggravating the golf gods

freaking RT · 09-25-2004, 08:30 PM

snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit.

this years club championship is not looking pretty.

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice.

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

amen

ridetwistyroads · 09-25-2004, 08:39 PM

I kind of felt like I went to church

imploded · 09-25-2004, 08:40 PM

seriously, are you high?

freaking RT · 09-26-2004, 03:07 AM

no just pissed on by the golf gods.

here's some more examples of the round. 295 yard, slightly up hill, par 4. it's guarded by two big bunkers at the green. busted a great drive, the ball caught the upper lip of the left bunker and ended up with a nasty lie.

another par 4, this one is 430 yards, busted another drive and ended up against the lip of another sand trap. had to go out sideways

need to get my head outta of my ass and shoot a low number today.

and may the beer god have it cold

Team Dennis · 09-26-2004, 06:04 AM

Tighten the grip, open the stance and good luck.

VespaFitz · 09-26-2004, 06:14 AM

You should quit playing that stupid game.

Rider · 09-26-2004, 08:08 AM

If there has ever been empirical proof there is no God, golf should qualify.

AnnieGS · 09-26-2004, 08:09 AM

Golf's fer twats.

Rider · 09-26-2004, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS

Golf's fer twats.

Did you mean "twits"?

I know what twats are for.

AnnieGS · 09-26-2004, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW Rider

Did you mean "twits"?

I know what twats are for.

The figurative 'twat,' my friend.

Rider · 09-26-2004, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS

The figurative 'twat,' my friend.

Ahhhhhhh, figurative twats. Simply delicious. Figuratively speaking, of course.

freaking RT · 09-27-2004, 06:34 AM

oh well, there will be next year.

I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game.

AnnieGS · 09-27-2004, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakingRTrider

oh well, there will be next year.

I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game.

Not "can't," as I've never tried.

Pally McGee · 09-27-2004, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imploded

seriously, are you high?

PROTOCOL CHECK:
Are noobs allowed to use this phrase?

VespaFitz · 09-27-2004, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnieGS

Not "can't," as I've never tried.

You'd look good in the pants, Annie.

Mmm...baggy.

09-25-2004, 08:40 PM	#3
imploded Corporate Whore Joined: Apr 2003 Location: Boston Oddometer: 314	seriously, are you high? __________________ "I always cheer when an errant line drive is fouled into the crowd at Yankee Stadium. "54,999 to go!" I shout at the screen. Then Dukegirl makes me take my medication." -VespaFitz "Remember kids, last person dead is a sissy"

09-26-2004, 03:07 AM	#4
freaking RT ^OP will golf for food Joined: Nov 2001 Location: just outside Richmond, VA Oddometer: 27,284	no just pissed on by the golf gods. here's some more examples of the round. 295 yard, slightly up hill, par 4. it's guarded by two big bunkers at the green. busted a great drive, the ball caught the upper lip of the left bunker and ended up with a nasty lie. another par 4, this one is 430 yards, busted another drive and ended up against the lip of another sand trap. had to go out sideways need to get my head outta of my ass and shoot a low number today. and may the beer god have it cold __________________ IBA#10787 “We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution.” – Abraham Lincoln "Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens". -Anonymous WV VA Good Eats Map

09-26-2004, 06:14 AM	#6
VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch Joined: May 2003 Location: BooBerry Holler Oddometer: 41,051	You should quit playing that stupid game. __________________ My other car was crushed by the Feds AKA "Ham Steak" - Bumfucked Hillbillies MC

09-26-2004, 08:08 AM	#7
Rider Moderator Emeritus Joined: Dec 2001 Location: The Heart Of It All Oddometer: 2,110	If there has ever been empirical proof there is no God, golf should qualify. __________________ 2012 FJR1300 - In Search Of Fast Sweepers My Voice

09-27-2004, 06:34 AM	#12
freaking RT ^OP will golf for food Joined: Nov 2001 Location: just outside Richmond, VA Oddometer: 27,284	oh well, there will be next year. I see we have another (Annie) that can't play the game. __________________ IBA#10787 “We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution.” – Abraham Lincoln "Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens". -Anonymous WV VA Good Eats Map

09-25-2004, 08:30 PM	#1
freaking RT ^OP will golf for food Joined: Nov 2001 Location: just outside Richmond, VA Oddometer: 27,284	oh!!! the pain of aggravating the gods snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!! A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit. this years club championship is not looking pretty. on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice. should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance. amen __________________ IBA#10787 “We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution.” – Abraham Lincoln "Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens". -Anonymous WV VA Good Eats Map

09-25-2004, 08:39 PM	#2
ridetwistyroads tailwind please Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Asheville, NC. Land of Curved Goodness Oddometer: 2,036	I kind of felt like I went to church

09-26-2004, 06:04 AM	#5
Team Dennis Certified Troublemaker Joined: Aug 2002 Location: Tornado alley Oddometer: 4,531	Tighten the grip, open the stance and good luck.

09-26-2004, 08:09 AM	#8
AnnieGS Namasté, bitches! Joined: Dec 2003 Oddometer: 29,788	Golf's fer twats.

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