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Old 10-03-2004, 06:11 PM   #16
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I cant tell the number of "yankees suck" stickers around here are around here. I also can't tell you the number of times I have gone up to the and asked if that is like a good thing.
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Old 10-03-2004, 06:47 PM   #17
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Hooked on Augiebonics worked for me!
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Old 10-03-2004, 07:58 PM   #18
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HEY KIDS!!

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In!
But I thought the Ovaltine Conglomerate was now owned by Beatrice.
Well, no matter. I need to learn Augiebonics now!
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Old 10-04-2004, 05:39 AM   #19
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Whachotalking about?
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:17 AM   #20
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:29 AM   #21
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Whachotalking about?
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I cant tell the number of "yankees suck" stickers around here are around here. I also can't tell you the number of times I have gone up to the and asked if that is like a good thing.
What the hell does this say? It's like every third word is missing. I've read it six times and I still can't figure out what it means.
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:40 AM   #22
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What the hell does this say? It's like every third word is missing. I've read it six times and I still can't figure out what it means.
Maybe stop serving beer after the 2nd inning.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:15 AM   #23
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I don't realy care who wins but Boston
Anyone but Boston.
That's what's commonly refered to as the "Reverse Black Cat". It'll never work in your lifetime, Jeff.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:30 AM   #24
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By the way, I'm rooting for whichever team Tim McCarver's rooting against, which shouldn't be too hard since Tim McCarver's not going to make up his mind until after me. Then he'll rant and rave and pontificate and wax until I can't take it anymore. Then he'll shift gears and start pulling for my team. But it will be too late for me. It's an unfair fight. And in the end, he'll win, as he always does, and I will be reduced to a mute; dishonored before my own family, shunned by friends.

I hate you Tim McCarver. I hate what you stand for and I hate your hair. I hate your manufactured drawl and your insincere righteousness. I know what's beneath that pockmarked facade of yours. Oh, I know what you're hiding. And hear me now, I shall take my revenge. Your day is coming, sir, and woe to you and those who make witness in your words. Yes, the end is nigh McCarverites, for I say unto thee, you have chosen wrongly. You have placed a false idol before the sanctity of the very game you so mightily claim to adore.

I hate you Tim McCarver, you devil, you demon, you untruth.

I hate you Tim McCarver.
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:33 AM   #25
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By the way, I'm rooting for whichever team Tim McCarver's rooting against, which shouldn't be too hard since Tim McCarver's not going to make up his mind until after me. Then he'll rant and rave and pontificate and wax until I can't take it anymore. Then he'll shift gears and start pulling for my team. But it will be too late for me. It's an unfair fight. And in the end, he'll win, as he always does, and I will be reduced to a mute; dishonored before my own family, shunned by friends.

I hate you Tim McCarver. I hate what you stand for and I hate your hair. I hate your manufactured drawl and your insincere righteousness. I know what's beneath that pockmarked facade of yours. Oh, I know what you're hiding. And hear me now, I shall take my revenge. Your day is coming, sir, and woe to you and those who make witness in your words. Yes, the end is nigh McCarverites, for I say unto thee, you have chosen wrongly. You have placed a false idol before the sanctity of the very game you so mightily claim to adore.

I hate you Tim McCarver, you devil, you demon, you untruth.

I hate you Tim McCarver.



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Old 10-04-2004, 09:50 AM   #26
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"Come here, Kevin. I want to shower with you."

et tu, Dan?

You just made "The Big List" buddy. Where the hell did I put Pep's number?
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:26 AM   #27
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At this time I would like to announce that the Pirates did not finish last in their division

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Old 10-04-2004, 11:27 AM   #28
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Old 10-04-2004, 11:27 AM   #29
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:04 PM   #30
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Here we go Steelers...........Here we go........... Here we go Steelers............Here we go!
Man I am with you!!! How about Big Ben this weekend!!
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