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Old 08-22-2010, 06:24 PM   #241
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The only time you have too much ammoe is when you're on fire.

Warm stuff.
Boots.
.22 pistol with 11 rounds.
Cash.
Leatherman.

I can get home from about anywhere in CONUS with that.
why 11 rounds?

for shooting 5 1/2 zombies?
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:16 PM   #242
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why 11 rounds?

for shooting 5 1/2 zombies?
10 in the mag, one in the chamber. It's for shooting a traveling companion in the leg. I'm not much of a runner anymore.

I bought a second mag the other day. Getting spendy in my old age.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:19 PM   #243
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why 11 rounds?

for shooting 5 1/2 zombies?
Oh god thanks King....I needed that!

Love it when I find a needed laugh somewhere you don't expect it.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:35 PM   #244
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10 in the mag, one in the chamber. It's for shooting a traveling companion in the leg. I'm not much of a runner anymore.

I bought a second mag the other day. Getting spendy in my old age.
we aren't even allowed rimfire pistols for target practice.

Damn nanny state.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:46 PM   #245
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we aren't even allowed rimfire pistols for target practice.

Damn nanny state.
I'll be packing it away soon, Inshallah.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:57 PM   #246
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I'll be packing it away soon, Inshallah.
trading it in for something a little more potent?
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Old 08-22-2010, 08:02 PM   #247
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trading it in for something a little more potent?
Oh I hope not.
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:47 PM   #248
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So, I am wondering if I am needing one of these zombie man-purses.

I mean, I know I live in a country where it is considered perfectly reasonable to take a drunken mid-winter stroll to the off-licence through snow drifts wearing a t-shirt, shorts and Birkenstocks when the three bottles of wine didn't fill a hole and one feels like a bottle of Smirnoff as well, then dial '999' when it gets wrong and whine that someone didn't rescue one's pathetic self inside 47 seconds, but maybe it's a good idea to prepare a bit.

Let's work out a list of essential items and I'll see what I can throw together.

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Old 08-23-2010, 07:23 PM   #249
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Refining the problem a bit more would help.

Walking home from work (seasonal issues)?

How far? 1500 miles of post-apocalyptic wasteland v. 5 miles thru the 'burbs are entirely different problems. Then again, it may depend on the 'hood....

Cash is king.

Neighborhood? In my case, I'm more worried about a dog biting me than a zombie, so a .22 and pepper mace suits me fine. Torching off a +P+ out of my P35 is a sure way to attract people to their windows. Spray. Run. 30 miles south of me? M4 and wait until dark.

Other.

Tacticool? Hadn't heard that one in awhile.
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Old 08-23-2010, 07:50 PM   #250
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Refining the problem a bit more would help.

Walking home from work (seasonal issues)?

How far? 1500 miles of post-apocalyptic wasteland v. 5 miles thru the 'burbs are entirely different problems. Then again, it may depend on the 'hood....

Cash is king.

Neighborhood? In my case, I'm more worried about a dog biting me than a zombie, so a .22 and pepper mace suits me fine. Torching off a +P+ out of my P35 is a sure way to attract people to their windows. Spray. Run. 30 miles south of me? M4 and wait until dark.

Other.

Tacticool? Hadn't heard that one in awhile.
it is is zombie purse

not a zombie carry on or zombie zombie carry on

a zombie purse

assume a 20 mile urban hike to get home from work

I think tacticool is hysterical

people don't actually use it in a complimentary or descriptive way do they?

I thought it sorta meant molle where you never need molle

like on a fucking set of jeep seat covers

no really

they make those

I mean I have a tan backpack made by fucking blackhawk, so my geek peter is damn near pegged

but molle seat covers

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Old 08-23-2010, 08:27 PM   #251
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it is is zombie purse

not a zombie carry on or zombie zombie carry on

a zombie purse Now that we've established you're secure in your manhood, we can proceed.

assume a 20 mile urban hike to get home from work Cash. Pepper spray.

I think tacticool is hysterical Yep. Fobbitized.

people don't actually use it in a complimentary or descriptive way do they? Think gear queer. See ya when I get back from camp....

I thought it sorta meant molle where you never need molle

like on a fucking set of jeep seat covers

no really

they make those They have two purposes: Combat trucks (NTVs) and seperating gear queers from their money. You can guess which group buys more....

I mean I have a tan backpack made by fucking blackhawk, so my geek peter is damn near pegged You got gypped. www.eagleindustries.com

but molle seat covers
Everything I carry fits in my Tusting leather man purse.

Edit: I like something like this. Maybe my next one.

And before I forget
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:51 PM   #252
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Definitely this one here for a good piece of cheese

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Old 08-23-2010, 08:55 PM   #253
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And this for the boss zombie :-D

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And of course one of these on my side.

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Old 08-24-2010, 02:30 PM   #255
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you know I get the feeling that some of y'all aren't taking my request for advice very seriously

zombies are of international concern

where is the list of stuffs that I am needing?
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