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Old 04-07-2014, 05:27 PM   #1
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How to smoke a Bentley

Get a Honda NC700X. Worked for me.
Seriously. It happened in DT Seattle last week. You can believe it, or not. I know it happened.
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Old 04-07-2014, 05:56 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2014, 06:53 PM   #3
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Maybe it's time for some new piston rings. That'll help with that smoking problem.
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Old 04-07-2014, 07:11 PM   #4
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DT Seattle? ...ok. Like your sig says: When pigs fly.
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Old 04-07-2014, 07:16 PM   #5
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Get a Honda NC700X. Worked for me.
Seriously. It happened in DT Seattle last week. You can believe it, or not. I know it happened.
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:20 AM   #6
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Yo, dawg. You ever seen a 919 son? I'm sayin, shit be tha fastest shit on two wheels, player.
You ever hear of da 919ster?
He smoked like 5 bentleys.
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Old 04-08-2014, 04:17 AM   #7
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Yo, dawg. You ever seen a 919 son? I'm sayin, shit be tha fastest shit on two wheels, player.
You ever hear of da 919ster?
He smoked like 5 bentleys.

Waterbong or 6 paper party cannon?
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Old 04-08-2014, 04:38 AM   #8
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Old 04-08-2014, 06:32 AM   #9
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Smoking is bad for you and the environment.
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Old 04-08-2014, 07:03 AM   #10
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Old 04-08-2014, 07:35 AM   #11
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My grandpa was on his harley and passed a parked minivan in 2 minutes flat! No lie!
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Old 04-08-2014, 07:37 AM   #12
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Smoking is bad for you and the environment.

Which environment?
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Old 04-08-2014, 09:20 AM   #13
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So, you're saying you were on a motorcycle, and raced a car, and won? Astonishing.
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Old 04-08-2014, 09:22 AM   #14
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Old 04-08-2014, 09:49 AM   #15
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My grandpa was on his harley and passed a parked minivan in 2 minutes flat! No lie!
Two minutes! No way!!! He must've had one of them fast Harleys.
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