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Old 04-27-2013, 07:14 AM   #2146
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Good to see you posting again, buddy.



Sorry about the divorce, but $hit happens and you are really good peeps.

Looking forward to some more tales from the road.



No more pics of your junk in the sink in Mexico though ok.



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Old 04-27-2013, 09:44 AM   #2147
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Good to see you posting again, buddy.



Sorry about the divorce, but $hit happens and you are really good peeps.

Looking forward to some more tales from the road.



No more pics of your junk in the sink in Mexico though ok.



:kisskisskiss

Raise your hand if you remember seeing that, unprepared, burned into memory forever.




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Old 04-27-2013, 09:50 AM   #2148
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Raise your hand if you remember seeing that, unprepared, burned into memory forever.




Can. Not. Erase. From. Memory.





Keep on truckin', Vance.
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Old 04-27-2013, 09:55 AM   #2149
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Glad to see you're Vance again, not that dumb Cornfed guy.






Hope to see you on the road, Vance. Been a long time
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Old 04-27-2013, 11:34 AM   #2150
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Giddyup Vance! You're bringing the oldtimers outta the woodwork.


I'll start the couch surfing offers. I'm 15 min. from Baja...
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:06 PM   #2151
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PS you have free lodging and grub when you pass through Dallas.

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Old 04-27-2013, 05:28 PM   #2152
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Vance!!! Head west damn it!
You get to northern Nevada we have a guest room withe it's own bath.
Sorry about the divorce. Love your attitude.

Keep on trucking.
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Old 04-29-2013, 07:40 AM   #2153
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Good to see you.

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Old 04-29-2013, 08:14 AM   #2154
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Man, just like Travels with Charile meets On The Road. Or something.

Got room in San Antonio too man.


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Old 04-29-2013, 08:26 AM   #2155
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Old 04-29-2013, 09:16 PM   #2156
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What's up with the dildo in the brief case?

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Old 04-30-2013, 08:19 AM   #2157
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What's up with the dildo in the brief case?
I hope you know Vance and are friendly with him. If not you're liable to end up crumpled like a piece of used kleenex next to that 'dildo'
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Old 04-30-2013, 01:38 PM   #2158
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I hope you know Vance and are friendly with him. If not you're liable to end up crumpled like a piece of used kleenex next to that 'dildo'


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Old 04-30-2013, 03:14 PM   #2159
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I hope you know Vance and are friendly with him. If not you're liable to end up crumpled like a piece of used kleenex next to that 'dildo'
Along with a bottle of Purell

Hi Vance wishing you all the best .
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:42 PM   #2160
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I was helping a buddy move his older sister into a new apartment when I was about 19. We were rummaging through some of her boxes and found a big old black rubber dildo. This thing was like 16 inches long. It was freaking gross. My buddy had like a 1990 Nissan Sentra that was always really messy. I put that dildo on the dash of his rear window. For about two weeks people were honking and pointing and laughing. Giving him really weird looks. He said for weeks he was wondering what the hell was going on. Well he was pumping gas and saw that 16 inch dildo in his back window and went berzerk. He literally wanted to kill me. He said a couple people were looking when he grabbed it off the dash and threw it in the floorboard. True Hilarity

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