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Old 05-30-2010, 12:01 PM   #16
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You smoke half a pac & empty your camel back waiting for the bmw riders to catch up
awesome thread especially who makes ktm ?
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Old 05-30-2010, 12:03 PM   #17
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You have small giggle to yourself each time you ride your bike.
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Old 05-30-2010, 04:42 PM   #18
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You start to laugh out loud as you put on your riding gear even before the engine is started .
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Old 05-30-2010, 05:02 PM   #19
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...when people say "Can you reach the ground on that?"






No, not both feet!
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:55 PM   #20
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You know you have a 950 when

you can't stop looking at advrider and plannin that big trip.....again and again!
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:14 PM   #21
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...you refuse to wash your bike cause the dirt has sentimental value.
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You can't go to other parts of your city because you are a giant vagina in a Men's Warehouse suit.

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Old 05-30-2010, 09:41 PM   #22
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You know your a 950 owners when...


you can crash your bike and still ride it broken, faster than anyone else.
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lots of guys make excuses - it must be the tyres, it must be the weight, it must be the power, it must be the water pump.
ride the $*#(@) thing, and you'll quickly learn that the stain marks in your brooks were firstly from fear and then from ecstacy.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:00 PM   #23
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when you keep selling the bloody things and realising your mistake... again and again
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:33 PM   #24
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when you ride your old cheap Red bike because the new expensive orange bike never work as a bike should.

Why can't a 11000 euro bike work as good as a 3000 euro bike?
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:56 PM   #25
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You Know you are the owner of a 9 fiddy

When you've paid for it.

When you try and beat your riding buddies thru the bush and over spoon drains who are on singles.

When you spay them with a dump trucks worth of rock for beating you.

When you are going down hill in the rain on a slippery hill of mud.

When you pass the last bike you traded for it on the back wheel.

When you can sit on a hundred and sixty in rugged terrain all day long.

When you start dreaming of Dakar!
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:57 AM   #26
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When the Guys on Harley, BMW, And Hondas all walk over to look at it when you pull into Alice's
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Old 05-31-2010, 03:17 AM   #27
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...come home from a tough day and just start her up for a few minutes to feel better.
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Old 05-31-2010, 03:37 AM   #28
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...come home from a tough day and just start her up for a few minutes to feel better.
+1

My ride home is therapy
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:05 AM   #29
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... when every time you ride it you have to ride it like you stole it
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:07 AM   #30
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When your arms are always a bit longer after a ride.
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