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Old 10-30-2010, 03:04 PM   #286
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THIS is amazing!

And, when your laying in bed with wifey and you say your are about to hack the Adventure and she says, "Don't fuck up your 950. Go get a second one."
Atta girl!
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Old 10-30-2010, 04:00 PM   #287
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And, when your laying in bed with wifey and you say your are about to hack the Adventure and she says, "Don't fuck up your 950. Go get a second one."
Atta girl!
If I didnt already have an Amazing Woman of my own I would be askin if she had a sister!
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Old 10-30-2010, 04:38 PM   #288
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If I didnt already have an Amazing Woman of my own I would be askin if she had a sister!

Indeed she does have a sister. But the sister is taken...and I got the cool one!
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Old 10-31-2010, 07:37 PM   #289
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You know you own a 950 when...

...with Gobi's on, you pull up next to your buddy who is stopped on his DRZ-400 with fully loaded leather saddle bags for a quick conference, then pull away with my right side Gobi ripping off his left saddlebag and knocking him and bike over and never even feeling it.

After a few miles I checked my mirrors, no Suzuki, turned around and a minute later found the mess I had made. I truly did not feel anything which was amazing based on the carnage I left behind
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:03 PM   #290
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Bully! Picking on the little DRZ like that.
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:26 PM   #291
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You know you're a 950 owner when... 'your local dealer puts on the Christmas card list or they order really expensive parts they know you'll buy when you come in next.'
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Old 11-02-2010, 08:07 PM   #292
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.........you roost out of each corner going up the trail..........on the way down it looks as if a small plane crashed on each turn.
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Old 11-02-2010, 08:22 PM   #293
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When at 6'4" 290lbs you can't flat foot both sides at once. Oh, sorry it's an SE.
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:40 PM   #294
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I dunno if I already mentioned it...


...but you are a 950/990 owner when you exit every corner with your head twisted around looking behind you (almost crashing in the process) because you get a real kick outta just how huge of a roost you are throwing
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Old 11-03-2010, 01:20 AM   #295
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you`ll never know it

cos KTM will make a new better, faster, stronger bike

and you´ll start thinking about it again and again.

and all that moments will be lost in time.............
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Old 11-03-2010, 03:13 AM   #296
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You know you own a 950 when..

Your friends, who are riding Ducati's, have trouble following you in the twisties.

OT
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Old 11-03-2010, 10:38 AM   #297
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when you cant stop laughing every time you put your helmet on.
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:27 PM   #298
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when you get to the top of the paved road and the sportbike guys roll in behind you askin WTF is that thing?
Love passin em on the outside goin up to alices
84,9, or 35? Most of the riders up there know what a KTM is and what their capable of.
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:55 AM   #299
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When you walk out to the garage, warm up the bike, put your helmet and gloves on and say to yourself... "Ok... This time I promise to behave..."

And you just can't.

My dirt driveway has deep roost marks in it... and there is gravel in the middle of the street.
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Old 11-06-2010, 04:35 AM   #300
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You Say. I thank I Can get This ( TO FIT ON THE BIKE )

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