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Old 06-03-2010, 06:57 PM   #76
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..when all the old ranchers give you the stink eye when doing a fly by at 105!
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Old 06-03-2010, 07:03 PM   #77
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Originally Posted by SS in Vzla.
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But you can live with it because every time you think about riding the bike, you feel like the first date with the hottest girl around


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Old 06-04-2010, 10:25 AM   #78
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. . . . .when the guy following you all morning on a DS ride walks up to you at the lunch break and says “can I follow you after lunch too? That motor sounds so sweet I can’t get enough of it!”
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:23 PM   #79
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You know you’re a 950 owner when: you go away for a weeks off road riding with your mates and stunning scenery and the only photos you have taken are of you’re 950.
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Old 06-04-2010, 05:33 PM   #80
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Laugh I love my 950 adv

When you start your bike in the garage, and your wife comes out to the garage and says I like the smell of your motorcycle exhaust
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Old 06-04-2010, 08:30 PM   #81
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After a set of switch backs the guy beheind on a KLRDRVSTROM asks how much HP the bike has cause you were throwing fist size rocks at his head when he tried to follow you HEHEH sorry about that chumly
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:06 PM   #82
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when the guys on dirt bikes shake thier head as you go up the ugly section of trail they just bypassed on your "street bike"!
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:21 AM   #83
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....you have a shopping list for you bike

....and you tell the missus that things cost 20% of what they actually were (cheers Clem)

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Old 06-05-2010, 02:54 AM   #84
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When you are flying down a dirt road thinking gee I wouldn't mind a little more HP.


And then saying to yourself 'are you f___in stupid your on a 950'
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Old 06-05-2010, 03:02 AM   #85
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When everyone one asks you " What kind of bike is that, KTM, who makes it?"
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Old 06-05-2010, 03:27 AM   #86
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....when you start it up and people across the road look up to see where the CH47 Chinook is....
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Old 06-06-2010, 04:47 AM   #87
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... When you change your state map for a atlas...
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Old 06-06-2010, 06:49 AM   #88
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When you realize the truth in this statement:

From dlrides (wise 950 owner)...

"You can never have too much horsepower, just not enough traction."
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:08 AM   #89
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Or...

...You can't sleep nights before a trip (or just a ride) for knowing that the beast is waiting, ready, in the garage.
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Old 06-06-2010, 05:11 PM   #90
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When all the dirt roads around your house have huge snaking roost marks on them.

When you giggle every time you start to put on your riding gear.

When you can do a rear tire change in under an hour.

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