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Old 09-27-2010, 07:15 AM   #361
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News Flash: The official poster person for the kick ass, uber sexy, time warping Tiger 800 DS is .......




That is all ......

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Old 09-28-2010, 07:40 AM   #362
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how dare this fount of knowledge slip to page 2?

BACK!! BACK!!! I DEMAND.... BACK TO PAGE 1!!!!!
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:42 AM   #363
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That's how the new Tiger rolls.


It stealthily slips away, biding it's time, carefully stalking it's prey...."Oh, Tiger? What Tiger? I don't see any Tiger."

Then BAM!

It unleashes it's awesome fury. Mere mortals stand helpless before it, shaking with primordial fear, their tiny lizard-brain overcome with the flight instinct...but by then, it is too late and they are devoured, just another hapless victim of the Tiger's might and cunning.

ahem....From the Book of The Tiger, Chapter 6, Verses 4 thru 6:

"However, it is written and will be known to all far and wide, that a mere handful will stand against the beast and meet it's challenge. And if they be of stout heart and dauntless spirit, perchance they may tame the Tiger. And they will stand as giants among mortals, and their praises shall be sung thoughout the ages of man."

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Old 09-28-2010, 08:56 AM   #364
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Heyload, your post makes it plain for folks to see, one and all, that the other Triumph Tiger 800 threads are mere pap.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:20 AM   #365
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:21 AM   #366
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The Spirit of The Tiger is upon him, brother...
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:49 PM   #367
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Heyload, your post makes it plain for folks to see, one and all, that the other Triumph Tiger 800 threads are mere pap.
Having started that other thread (the one that has degenerated into a cable/hydraulic bitchfight) I feel qualified to say that you are undoubtedly right.
I bow to your zen-like approach to the incoming big cat deity
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:55 PM   #368
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Having started that other thread (the one that has degenerated into a cable/hydraulic bitchfight) I feel qualified to say that you are undoubtedly right.
I bow to your zen-like approach to the incoming big cat deity
Thank you. Yeah, that thread did seem to go awry lately - I think the antipation of the new hardcore Triumph Tiger 800 has altered sleep patterns of so many people that it is a wonder that things held together this long.
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Old 09-28-2010, 02:16 PM   #369
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:03 PM   #370
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So I accidently clicked on the wanna be thread and a guy referred to this, the Holy Grail of information on the new Triumph Tiger 800 DS, as retarded. Yes, he made Baby Jeebus cry.

Can you imagine that? What must he have been thinking?
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:17 PM   #371
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So I accidently clicked on the wanna be thread and a guy referred to this, the Holy Grail of information on the new Triumph Tiger 800 DS, as retarded. Yes, he made Baby Jeebus cry.

Can you imagine that? What must he have been thinking?
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:26 PM   #372
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Now it all makes sense. I am glad I chose to forgive him rather than be a hater.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:30 PM   #373
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Looks like that other Tiger thread has run out of lies to spread and has finally fallen to page 2.

And since this thread is nothing but truths, careful reading of the videos at triumphadventure.com reveals this fun fact: the new Tiger will be able to carry enough fuel for long trips!
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:23 PM   #374
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Hey TStorm, and welcome! Glad to see that you have stumbled upon the motherload of information that is this thread.

Our motto: Often imitated, never duplicated.




Edited to help tired dads who can't see well.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:31 PM   #375
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Hey TStorm, and welcome! Glad to see that you have stumbled upon the motherload of information that is this thread.

Our motto: Often imitated, never duplicated.
I need my glasses. I read that as: Often irritated, never duplicated.

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