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Old 10-15-2010, 12:10 PM   #706
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WHOA, hold up there, sparky!

I'm just relating what the dwarves told me. Don't shoot the messenger.

You want to go debate the issue with the dwarves? Huh? Then go right ahead, be my guest. But don't say I didn't warn you. I might not know squat about quantum physics, buddy, but I do know that an angry dwarf swinging a large warhammer usually win's the argument.



Oh...and if you do go see the dwarves, see if you can score some cool Tiger 800 caps for the rest of us...y'know, in case you actually make it back.
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:13 PM   #707
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Butters, thanks for summing everything up. You did, however, forget to mention that the TT 800 DS can make so much thrust energy because its powerplant is bigger on the inside than the outside. Just sayin'
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:20 PM   #708
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:53 PM   #709
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Gandolf thumbs nose at quantum physics.

That's why he doesn't need to order the expensive Time Travel Function.

Besides, that should always be deactivated off road anyway.
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:32 PM   #710
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looking at this picture, that is not a lot of ground clearance the center stand is hanging lower then the rear sprocket.
the skid-plate is lower the the front rotor
OBVIOUSLY it has telescoping forks and swingarm. Go go Gadget...
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:40 PM   #711
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Gandolf thumbs nose at quantum physics.

That's why he doesn't need to order the expensive Time Travel Function.

Besides, that should always be deactivated off road anyway.
Don't hijack this into another Time Travel pro's and con's thread. We have enough best tire/best oil/time travel threads as it is.

And Heyload, don't twist this into a me against the dwarves thing. I have no problem with dwarves, I never said anything bad about dwarves. I've even had dwarves at my house before. Don't be spreading rumors about me talking smack about the dwarves. I have nothing against dwarves and they should have nothing against me.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:50 PM   #712
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Time traveling dwarves agree:

It's an 800 GS.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:44 PM   #713
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Don't hijack this into another Time Travel pro's and con's thread. We have enough best tire/best oil/time travel threads as it is.

And Heyload, don't twist this into a me against the dwarves thing. I have no problem with dwarves, I never said anything bad about dwarves. I've even had dwarves at my house before. Don't be spreading rumors about me talking smack about the dwarves. I have nothing against dwarves and they should have nothing against me.
Why, I'll be some of your best friends are dwarves too!
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:42 PM   #714
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And Heyload, don't twist this into a me against the dwarves thing. I have no problem with dwarves, I never said anything bad about dwarves. I've even had dwarves at my house before. Don't be spreading rumors about me talking smack about the dwarves. I have nothing against dwarves and they should have nothing against me.

Okay, okay...I talked to the dwarves, no worries, the siege has been called off and the legions are standing down.

We're cool, man...we're cool.


Uh, no Tiger 800 caps either. The Chieftan was kind of p.o'd. He's got a PhD in physics, he get's a little defensive. So no bitchin' swag for us. He said, and I quote; "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin', yo!" Had to go through quite a few tankards of mead to mellow his harsh, y'know?
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Old 10-16-2010, 12:03 AM   #715
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I have heard from a reliable (and completely fictional) source that the Tiger 800 will debut equipment that has so far only ever been see in Dr Stephen Hawkins' wheel chair, which includes a beginners guide to time travel and the ability to shout at you if you look at it the wrong way.
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Old 10-16-2010, 09:37 AM   #716
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Infinite space Panniers
Is the infinite space pannier technology licensed from Mary Poppins?
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Old 10-16-2010, 11:04 AM   #717
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This thread is about the new Tiger, after all. Even a buffoon knows most of the standard features:

Time Travel
Infinite space Panniers (including your own personal dwarf sherpa)
5 up capability
Espresso maker
Arrives pre-titled and already Incorporated
37 gallon tank
Jack-u-tron 3000 Rider Comfort Device (don't ask)
and so on.
Now let's keep this thread on point and stop filling it with BS.
Fuckin' A !!!!!!!!!

It comes with your own personal dwarf sherpa ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I didn't know that !!!!!!!!!!

Shit ...... I gotta call Marge ......

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Old 10-17-2010, 08:47 PM   #718
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Mista Vern, I was out riding in your neck of the woods today and couldn't help but notice between a few buildings in Yamhill a huge sign that said "Home of the Tigers". Are you hiding something?
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:18 AM   #719
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:23 AM   #720
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Mista Vern, I was out riding in your neck of the woods today and couldn't help but notice between a few buildings in Yamhill a huge sign that said "Home of the Tigers". Are you hiding something?
I'm not supposed to say anything, so this is just between you and me, OK? Where you saw the sign is where the portal to Middle Earth is. The dwarves are really fond of Zippy's pizza and like to come up after work for a few slices and some great locally produced Fire Mountain Brewery beers.
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