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Old 09-02-2010, 09:30 PM   #1996
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Did you know that ...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of
the body to squirt blood 10 metres.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
(Welcome home Honey, wanna breed - Not tonight dear, i have a headache!!! ...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life; quality
over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm .......?)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that
out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
( What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the
pig?)
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:43 PM   #1997
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:15 PM   #1998
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From Kipo's thread.

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rangas get gravel rash just the same as everyone else except we dont feel as much pain (did you know that - red heads can handle more pain than non-read heads - its because our burden is so heavy.)

You can fix that lee -- turn sound up
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:29 PM   #1999
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Thought you may all be interested in some stats.




well WTF do you expected when you have a forum running inside another forum
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:34 PM   #2000
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rod who?

welcome back, dood.
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:46 PM   #2001
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Talking I think Lee's ducked off to the local Chemist's...

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From Kipo's thread.

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rangas get gravel rash just the same as everyone else except we dont feel as much pain (did you know that - red heads can handle more pain than non-read heads - its because our burden is so heavy.)








You can fix that lee -- turn sound up


I can see some of that backstock of Root 'n Touch Up being moved by Clairol now Russ...
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:57 PM   #2002
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rod who?

welcome back, dood.
thank you,........ my man
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:02 PM   #2003
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Where you been Rod riding that beaut Duke???
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:08 PM   #2004
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Where you been Rod riding that beaut Duke???
has't been out of the garage for a month,BUT come the 19th it will be at eastern creek and so will the dlk give the sports bikes a hurry up
and back to my comment since there are about 13 threads that should not be there(and thats just the front page at 16:22) if you took those stat's off the count list where would ya be!!!
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:53 AM   #2005
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has't been out of the garage for a month,BUT come the 19th it will be at eastern creek and so will the dlk give the sports bikes a hurry up
and back to my comment since there are about 13 threads that should not be there(and thats just the front page at 16:22) if you took those stat's off the count list where would ya be!!!
Actually I think its more to do with the lag from Motorbikin Coast to coast

that thread pumped out 60 pages in 3 hours form us willing them over the line

and I am pretty sure that thread should be here????????
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:05 AM   #2006
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Actually I think its more to do with the lag from Motorbikin Coast to coast

that thread pumped out 60 pages in 3 hours form us willing them over the line

and I am pretty sure that thread should be here????????
yes and no that would have hit the roof if it was in the trip report section
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:13 AM   #2007
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yes and no that would have hit the roof if it was in the trip report section

I sent that thread to a few aMericans I thought would be interested and I didn't hear anything back.

The average aMerican doesn't give a flying fuck what happens here and the same applies with the average Australian with wot goes on over there.

What's your point Rod ?
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:25 AM   #2008
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I sent that thread to a few aMericans I thought would be interested and I didn't hear anything back.

The average aMerican doesn't give a flying fuck what happens here and the same applies with the average Australian with wot goes on over there.

What's your point Rod ?
my point is that this is a global site, and it you keep jeems like the thread that lentil mention just here, your correct they won't give a flying fuck, but the good old USA isnt the only country here
I get emails about thread from kiwi's and spain all the time
if you kept the closet attitude you will only get it back in return...is my point
and you should mix with a better class of yank
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:38 AM   #2009
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my point is that this is a global site, and it you keep jeems like the thread that lentil mention just here, your correct they won't give a flying fuck, but the good old USA isnt the only country here
I get emails about thread from kiwi's and spain all the time
if you kept the closet attitude you will only get it back in return...is my point
and you should mix with a better class of yank

They from the south, don't be calling them Yanks

As its happening there is nothing wrong with keeping something "local" so we can all enjoy. You know yourself that this site is massive and takes a lot of policing - look whats happened in JM recently.
And how do you expect an average Australian to navigate this site to find its current happenings if you can't see it on the Australian forum.

Nearly every thread in the Australian forum has a post complaining of the "nanny state" that this country has evolved to ...

I want it changed.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:44 AM   #2010
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They from the south, don't be calling them Yanks

As its happening there is nothing wrong with keeping something "local" so we can all enjoy. You know yourself that this site is massive and takes a lot of policing - look whats happened in JM recently.
And how do you expect an average Australian to navigate this site to find its current happenings if you can't see it on the Australian forum.
I want it changed.
we should get over our self's the internet is very much larger than here...
people find their way around that...... Telstra is a barstard to deal with we find a way around that..........take a tuffen up pill and join the world....it won't killa you might just look out side the square
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