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Old 07-28-2012, 01:48 AM   #10306
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It's obvious... Airhead!
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:51 AM   #10307
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And the motorcycle content is..........??

That's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back. Thanks.

I dunno... there was plenty of BMW riding gear on display in that clip... as far as i could tell...?
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Old 07-28-2012, 04:26 AM   #10308
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Is she Mark and Jason's sister?
Didn't she kill Des Moran?
I'll bet that old Judy Moran would be wishing that Erin Moran was responsible for killing Des Moran. Then she wouldn't be sitting in jail right now.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:01 PM   #10309
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anyone ever tried one of those syringes that suck the poison out of insect stings?
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:38 PM   #10310
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philth the pharmer-cyst?

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anyone ever tried one of those syringes that suck the poison out of insect stings?
nah... but I thought a bloke of your stature would have used one of your teat suction couplings...?
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:48 PM   #10311
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was in Thailand a few months back and you could rent something over there to suck out the poison
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:49 PM   #10312
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i was wondering if they might work on ass boils
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:55 PM   #10313
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Can't sit down...? The blokes solution...

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i was wondering if they might work on ass boils
Why not try a hot (flame sterilized) needle... and a poultice:



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Old 07-31-2012, 03:48 AM   #10314
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Fill a milk/beer bottle with hot water. Pour the water out after a couple of minutes and place the open bottle mouth over the boil. Make sure you get a good seal. Place a wet face washer around the bottle to cool it down. Physics takes over and as JSM would say 'Why is it so?'.
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:54 AM   #10315
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Why is it so?'.
Because there's a glass a 1/2 of full cream dairy milk in every 200 gram block?
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Old 07-31-2012, 04:45 AM   #10316
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Eek Atmospheric pressure Dr Julius...?

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Because there's a glass a 1/2 of full cream dairy milk in every 200 gram block?
And the contents of a puss filled boil apparently... according to sleepy...
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Old 07-31-2012, 05:29 AM   #10317
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And the contents of a puss filled boil apparently... according to sleepy...

Mmmmmmmm..........cream filled centres.
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Old 07-31-2012, 11:41 AM   #10318
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Hey Troy...

You I didn't know you were only 31...
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Old 07-31-2012, 01:40 PM   #10319
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Hey Troy...

You I didn't know you were only 31...
I'm not... 45... and I have three kids and no tow ball in the arse...

I did see that article in the news here last week... made me wince. I will be ever more vigilant when coupling the bike or boat trailer in future...

Imagine copping a 50 mm towball in the freckle... ouch!

But how's that Swedish hospitality for you... after they help you get the tow hitch outta ya' quoit... they give you a change of dacks and shout you lunch...
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Old 07-31-2012, 04:29 PM   #10320
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