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Old 12-13-2010, 12:04 AM   #46
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A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant
said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the
bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees
and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big
long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".
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Old 12-13-2010, 02:35 PM   #47
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:30 PM   #48
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Fair dinkum - fucking Michael Clarke - Bring back Laura Bingle - Fair nuff Ponting lost the toss but for heavens sake - there's batting and there's leave - both Ponting and Clarke out to leavable deliveries.
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:08 AM   #49
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Not too shabby a stand by Johnson. It may help his confidence when he has ball-in-hand.

The wicket looks to be turning in favour of the batsmen. That could be ominous for the Aussies hopes.
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:53 PM   #50
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Not too shabby a stand by Johnson. It may help his confidence when he has ball-in-hand.

The wicket looks to be turning in favour of the batsmen. That could be ominous for the Aussies hopes.
The WACCA will be quicker on the second and 3rd days - If England have a second innings the down side of winning the toss and bowling means they will be on a turning pitch - Chances are Smith may be a hero given Swanns effort

Johnson will get the vast majority of wickets today one would think, he was getting a bit of swing yesterday, It wont be pleasant for a batsman in the first session.

Well done the Poms, great side and Captain . - one good thing to come out of this series from an Australian perspective is that finally they are talking about replacing Ponting - Not with Clarke I hope.
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Old 12-16-2010, 01:26 PM   #51
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I have to say, I am not nearly deriving as much pleasure from these matches as I thought I would - Australia really are that poor.....I'd rather they were much stronger so the wins were a little harder fought.

Still.....I'll take it
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:36 PM   #52
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I have to say, I am not nearly deriving as much pleasure from these matches as I thought I would - Australia really are that poor.....I'd rather they were much stronger so the wins were a little harder fought.

Still.....I'll take it
hmmmmmmm - aint over till the fat lady does her bit.

Johnston 3/18 - makings of a classic Test Match.
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:05 PM   #53
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Hmmm England - 5 wickets for 12 runs.

Well be my last log in - Im off for the xmas Holidays to the outback with the trouble and strife - wont get radio reception until the Boxing Day Test.

Merry xmas all - enjoy the REAL Cricket - Test Match !!!
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Old 12-17-2010, 12:33 AM   #54
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Mitchell Johnson six for 38.

We have a game after-all.
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Old 12-17-2010, 02:44 AM   #55
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Mitchell Johnson six for 38.

We have a game after-all.


I like a good, close Test match!
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Old 12-17-2010, 05:38 AM   #56
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I like a good, close Test match!
Me too....as long as we win
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Old 12-17-2010, 03:18 PM   #57
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Even after hearing the collapse on TMS, watching the highlights is still painful.
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:05 AM   #58
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"Go Aussie Go"

I never thought I'd say this one day!
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Old 12-18-2010, 04:33 AM   #59
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Well, that was a good couple of days.
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:37 AM   #60
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Normal service has been resumed it seems....

Still a very slim chance we can save this match but it looks like we'll go to the next one 1-1.

Good to see Australia finally making a series of it.

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