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Old 02-06-2005, 06:38 AM   #16
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so, the bottom line is, when it comes to hockey, we rule. the Canadians were shown how its done in all phases of the game, and never challenged. Hockey is a pretty tough game, and I really don't think the Canadians have the stomach for it. This is America, and we are hockey and apple pie. We skate before we walk, and we put the puck in the net where it belongs. Any questions?

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Old 02-06-2005, 06:58 AM   #17
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. Any questions?
Yes.............. ARE YOU HIGH ?


Too funny Flug, this WILL be forwarded .
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:05 AM   #18
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Band fags . . . what are they holding? some S&M ticklers? "We'll tickle your beans & franks?"

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Old 02-06-2005, 07:25 AM   #19
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Old 02-06-2005, 07:30 AM   #20
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so, the bottom line is, when it comes to hockey, we rule. the Canadians were shown how its done in all phases of the game, and never challenged. Hockey is a pretty tough game, and I really don't think the Canadians have the stomach for it. This is America, and we are hockey and apple pie. We skate before we walk, and we put the puck in the net where it belongs. Any questions?

GREAT Post!

Too bad you had to distort reality and photoshop the final score!

There is NO WAY our men would have allowed your boys to get away with that score. Unless of course, your refs were paid off and gave too many penalities.

Yah.....Cheating.....that's is......you must have cheated.......

That's my story and I sticking to it.

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Old 02-06-2005, 07:58 AM   #21
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Any questions?
The final score?



Oh...one more.

Why does the peanut butter side of the toast always hit the floor?
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:06 AM   #22
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The final score?



Oh...one more.

Why does the peanut butter side of the toast always hit the floor?
final score was good guys from USA who always have to save the world 6, lazy loafers from Canada who still support the Queen of England 1.

anyone who doubts it is welcome to look it up on the net. just do a search on sissy's/hockey/massacre.

the peanut butter has to do with Murphy, but I just pick it up and eat it anyway.
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:13 AM   #23
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final score was good guys from USA who always have to save the world 6, lazy loafers from Canada who still support the Queen of England 1.

anyone who doubts it is welcome to look it up on the net. just do a search on sissy's/hockey/massacre.

the peanut butter has to do with Murphy, but I just pick it up and eat it anyway.
Thank you for that sporting minute and so do I.
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:22 AM   #24
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Flug, Flug, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't va va va va va!
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:24 AM   #25
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This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:25 AM   #26
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Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:27 AM   #27
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And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:23 AM   #28
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Old 02-06-2005, 10:13 AM   #29
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Sissy's/Hockey/Massacre--yahoo search--

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What is this Hockey thing? Are there any professional leagues? Since Canuckistan has proven so maladroit, does this mean that Flugistan will rise again?

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