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Old 05-11-2011, 07:49 AM   #1
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Bluhduh my turn

took me 30yrs of street riding to finally post in here;

crashed last night- thought i only dislocated my left shoulder-ouch-
turns out i broke off a chunk from the top of my arm bone at the socket, and also my left hand. left-arm now braced in a sling, right hand in a cast.
i've managed to pee so far. anyone wanna come and wipe my butt for me in an hour or so?
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:31 AM   #2
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I'm thinking.......................................... .....................get a dog, they do that all the time.

Sorry to hear you bit more than the dust.

Where can I send the duct tape?

Sounds like you being broken up has not affected your spirit.
Hang in there....not much else to do.

Oh almost forgot...got any pix of the other guy or at least your scoot.
Something about sharing your pain & all that....make you feel better.
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:07 AM   #3
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Sorry for the off, I'll pass on the ambulatory care.

Heal well.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:41 AM   #4
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sorry no pics, can't hold a camera. all i got is one-finger typing
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:12 AM   #5
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anyone wanna come and wipe my butt for me in an hour or so?


Heal up fast and feel better soon.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:21 AM   #6
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That sucks, hope for a speedy recovery.

I'm curious about the details of the crash.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:39 AM   #7
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So, how did it happen? Realizing you have only one finger to type, I'll be patient on the reply.
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:13 PM   #8
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I know what would make you feel better. But I'm not saying it cause this is a family forum.

Heal up quick bud. and no, I'm not wiping yer butt.
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:45 AM   #9
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Sorry to hear of your get off, RR.
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:57 AM   #10
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Dang Rick! Sorry to hear this.
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:36 AM   #11
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sorry no pics, can't hold a camera. all i got is one-finger typing
That SUCKS! (can't even kill time looking at porn!)
Hope you heal up ok!
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:48 AM   #12
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Both arms!
When able, tell us what happened.

You will be better before you know it.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:21 AM   #13
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it's official- i'm useless and helpless ;cry
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:59 AM   #14
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Would it help if I send ya some of these?







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Old 05-12-2011, 07:37 AM   #15
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not really, i have baby wipes. it's a reach issue
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