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Old 04-05-2005, 06:21 AM   #61
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Good god speaking of feet did anyone notice the man hands?
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:26 AM   #62
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Hmm, I am afraid I did not count them. I had to learn how to use the equipment and it did give me a back ack. Got o cool set of equipment by frequent traveler miles from Lufthansa once. Looked nice, but no idea it was any good.



pssssst, freddie, one is allowed 14 clubs to play the 18 hole course.
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:26 AM   #63
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pretty simple stuff, freddie. club, ball and a hole. use the club to hit the ball into the hole. the one that has the fewest hits using the club to knock the ball into the hole wins.
You are so right. Golf is the simplest game in the world. Hit the ball with the stick into the hole. Get real good at it and you can make millions. Play once or twice a month and you'll learn to swear like a sailor. :)
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:30 AM   #64
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How to keep score in golf

Every hole you play that has a name count as 1.

Example: I played 18 holes today and scored a 3.
1- double bogie
1- par
1- bogie

Note: Lost two balls. 1 in the lake and 1 somewhere in the F#&(@*g fairway.
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:37 AM   #65
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:39 AM   #66
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:44 AM   #67
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Well, do not ask about holes and stuff. Usually before I start a sport I read at least a book before. In my case I just wanted to try the new irons and decided to sell them again. I have to agree that I like the golf courses (not get lost anymore) in the US way better as here. Our office building in FL is directly on a golf course. If I go out the building I have to be carefull the ball donΒ΄t hit me :-)
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:47 AM   #68
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:53 AM   #69
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With any luck the par 3 down the road opens up this week.
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:57 AM   #70
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:59 AM   #71
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:00 AM   #72
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:02 AM   #73
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:03 AM   #74
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You are so right. Golf is the simplest game in the world. Hit the ball with the stick into the hole. Get real good at it and you can make millions. Play once or twice a month and you'll learn to swear like a sailor. :)
I swore like a sailor before I played that game.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:03 AM   #75
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