College Football 2012

[Fleece Johnson]

Originally Posted by NativeSon

translation:

"damn, why didn't we think of that?!?!"

[The_Commander]

169 days.



Until 'lil Willie wakes up in Knoxville with a throbbing pain in his "jam" hole, from the drumming Derek "The Count" Dooley put on the Gators.

why "jam" hole? Because you can't peanut butter something up there.

[NativeSon]

Originally Posted by The_Commander

169 days.



Until 'lil Willie wakes up in Knoxville with a throbbing pain in his "jam" hole, from the drumming Derek "The Count" Dooley put on the Gators.

why "jam" hole? Because you can't peanut butter something up there.

:yawn

[The_Commander]

Originally Posted by NativeSon

:yawn

Fine. Then which of the expansion pack teams do you think will beat UT first.

Missouri or TAMU?

Discuss.

[Bubwheat]

Originally Posted by The_Commander

Fine. Then which of the expansion pack teams do you think will beat UT first.

Missouri or TAMU?

Discuss.

It might help if you tell us when TAMU and UT play. As far as I can find out on the interwebs, they don't even play in the 2012 season. Any idea when they will play?

[Albie]

Dayum, Bobby Petrino's a damn squid. Wrecked his Harley on 16 yesterday. Broke some ribs and sprained his neck. Guess the players are gonna get a reprieve from ass chewings while he's on the mend, hard to yell with broken ribs DAMHIK

[Bubwheat]

Originally Posted by Albie

Dayum, Bobby Petrino's a damn squid. Wrecked his Harley on 16 yesterday. Broke some ribs and sprained his neck. Guess the players are gonna get a reprieve from ass chewings while he's on the mend, hard to yell with broken ribs DAMHIK

Won't bother 'em much, he's a Razorback..them ribs will make him squeal mo better.

[The_Commander]

Originally Posted by Bubwheat

It might help if you tell us when TAMU and UT play. As far as I can find out on the interwebs, they don't even play in the 2012 season. Any idea when they will play?

I have no idea when they meet. That's the point.

[NativeSon]

Originally Posted by The_Commander

Fine. Then which of the expansion pack teams do you think will beat UT first.

Missouri or TAMU?

Discuss.

I think the real question is where does Tennessee go from here if Dooley doesn't get it together? They're not going to let the status quo stand for much longer but they already went the saban disciple route and it looks to be failing. Is there some Tennessee Alum out there I don't know about that's coaching in the NFL or SEC somewhere? I'm guessing that'd be your best shot?

Muschamp might not be perfect, but he's got things headed in the right direction. Things felt differently under Zook. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if things don't go well that Muschamp fires himself.

[Albie]

Originally Posted by The_Commander

I have no idea when they meet. That's the point.

UM plays at Tenner on Nov 10
aTm doesn't play Tenner in '12

Just from the out of division scheduling interval I'm pretty sure Mizzou is gonna beat Tenner long before the Ags do.

[ReactorTrip]

Still hard to believe we have to put up with the stupid Aggies in the SEC...

[Fleece Johnson]

Guess you never let a 25 YO ride your HOG when you're married......



http://espn.go.com/college-football/...no-cited-crash


FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. -- Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino has been put on paid leave.

Athletic director Jeff Long announced the decision late Thursday, capping a stunning day in which it was revealed Petrino had a 25-year-old female employee with him during a weekend motorcycle ride that ended in a crash.

A police report released Thursday showed Petrino, a married father of four, had been riding with former Arkansas volleyball player and Razorback Foundation fundraiser Jessica Dorrell.

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Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino had a 25-year-old female passenger with him during a weekend motorcycle ride that ended with a crash that sent him to the hospital, according to a police report released Thursday.
She was not injured in Sunday's accident. Petrino broke four ribs and cracked a neck vertebra, but didn't reveal he was riding with the woman during a news conference on Tuesday.

Long says he wasn't told until Thursday that Dorrell was on the ride with Petrino.

Petrino's motorcycle skidded off a highway during a self-described pleasure jaunt over the weekend, according to the police report.

In a video posted Thursday evening by KFSM-TV, Petrino was asked fafter that news conference if he had another passenger with him.

"Hey coach, you said you were alone on the bike, right?" the reporter asked.

"Yeah," Petrino said before continuing to walk away.

Petrino said Tuesday he had spent the day with his wife, Becky, at a lake and was going for an evening ride. According to the police report, he was joined by Dorrell.

"When I came out of the ditch, there was a lady there that had flagged down a car," Petrino said Tuesday, nursing four broken ribs and wearing a neck brace to support a cracked neck vertebra. "The guy that was in the passenger's seat said, 'Get in, we'll just take you right to the hospital instead of waiting,' and so I got in the car and they headed toward Fayetteville."

A message was left seeking comment from Dorrell. Zack Higbee, a spokesman for Petrino, declined comment.

Dorrell was hired on March 28 by Petrino as the student-athlete development coordinator. She is in charge of organizing the recruiting process for the football team, including initial eligibility for each incoming player.

The police report said Petrino was riding with Dorrell when he lost control of his motorcycle. Dorrell said in the report she wasn't sure what caused the accident, during which Petrino was unable to maneuver a turn and laid the motorcycle down on its left side while sliding off a rural, two-lane highway about 20 miles southeast of Fayetteville.

Petrino said in the report that wind and sun caused the accident. The police report said Petrino and Dorrell were taken by a passer-by from the scene of the accident to a shopping center in southeast Fayetteville, where a state police officer took Petrino to the hospital.

The police report said Dorrell wasn't taken to a hospital, and that she was dropped off at her vehicle at the shopping center.

State police spokesman Bill Sadler said Petrino didn't try to hide Dorrell's part in the accident when questioned on Tuesday.

"Coach Petrino was as cooperative as anybody that we could ever hope to encounter following the traffic crash," Sadler said. "He was very forthcoming with information when approached by the trooper who made the initial contact Tuesday afternoon."

Petrino, who wasn't wearing a helmet, was hospitalized, but has since returned to practice. He will not be cited for the accident that occurred near the small town of Crosses on a road popular with motorcyclists. Petrino has said he has been an avid rider since he was 10, and the Helena, Mont., native said several years ago that he owned a Harley-Davidson and four other motorcycles.

Petrino signed a new seven-year contract in December 2010, after completing his third regular season at Arkansas.

The contract, which was for an average of $3.53 million annually, had a clause in it that would allow Arkansas to dismiss Petrino for "engaging in conduct, as solely determined by the university, which is clearly contrary to the character and responsibilities of a person occupying the position of head football coach or which negatively or adversely affects the reputation of the (university's) athletics programs in any way."

Petrino just completed his fourth season with the Razorbacks, who have developed into a national contender under his watch. He's 34-17 in four seasons at the school, 21-5 over the last two, and the Hogs finished last season ranked No. 5 after losing only to national champion Alabama and runner-up LSU.

Petrino is a former NFL coach, leaving the Atlanta Falcons after 13 games in the 2007 season to join the Razorbacks. He endured plenty of criticism on his way out of Atlanta, from fans and former players alike, for leaving midseason.

He was a college head coach at Louisville before that, guiding the Cardinals to a 41-9 record from 2003-07.

[Jurgen]

I wonder if Petrino's wife will tape the divorce papers to his door?

[Bubwheat]

Originally Posted by Jurgen

I wonder if Petrino's wife will tape the divorce papers to his door?

Let the squealing begin!

[Fleece Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jurgen

I wonder if Petrino's wife will tape the divorce papers to his door?

Originally Posted by Bubwheat

Let the squealing begin!