ADVrider

Go Back   ADVrider > Fluff > Sports
User Name
Password
Register Inmates Photos Site Rules Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 3 votes, 5.00 average. Display Modes
Old 04-07-2005, 01:39 PM   #16
VespaFitz
No-good-son-of-a-bitch
 
VespaFitz's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2003
Location: BooBerry Holler
Oddometer: 41,051
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnieGS
You could shag a few balls onto the fairways from the clubhouse roof...
If'n I'm gonna shag something on the clubhouse roof, it ain't gonna be balls, honey.
__________________
My other car was crushed by the Feds

AKA "Ham Steak" - Bumfucked Hillbillies MC
VespaFitz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:41 PM   #17
Rider
Moderator Emeritus
 
Rider's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Location: The Heart Of It All
Oddometer: 2,837
Quote:
Originally Posted by VespaFitz
If'n I'm gonna shag something on the clubhouse roof, it ain't gonna be balls, honey.
__________________
2012 FJR1300 - In Search Of Fast Sweepers
My Voice
Rider is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:43 PM   #18
Dick
Its a big old goofy world
 
Dick's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Denver, CO
Oddometer: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by VespaFitz
If'n I'm gonna shag something on the clubhouse roof, it ain't gonna be balls, honey.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by knary
Quote:
Originally Posted by turkish
Einstein knew more about physics than the Pope knows about God.
Save some bux - use my Smugmug referral code: mIRMxjzAScHII
Dick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:43 PM   #19
freaking RT OP
will golf for food
 
freaking RT's Avatar
 
Joined: Nov 2001
Location: just outside Richmond, VA
Oddometer: 30,201
Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnieGS
You could shag a few balls onto the fairways from the clubhouse roof...

you would shag the balls FROM the fairway. shagging means to pick up balls from the practice range.

a shag bag holds the practice balls.

here's a shag bag
__________________
IBA#10787

“We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution.”
– Abraham Lincoln

"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens".
-Anonymous


WV VA Good Eats Map
freaking RT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:45 PM   #20
VespaFitz
No-good-son-of-a-bitch
 
VespaFitz's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2003
Location: BooBerry Holler
Oddometer: 41,051
VespaFitz's Reasons Golf is for Dorks, Number 2332:

The Shag Bag
__________________
My other car was crushed by the Feds

AKA "Ham Steak" - Bumfucked Hillbillies MC
VespaFitz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:46 PM   #21
AnnieGS
Namasté, bitches!
 
Joined: Dec 2003
Oddometer: 29,534
Quote:
Originally Posted by freaking RT
you would shag the balls FROM the fairway. shagging means to pick up balls from the practice range.

a shag bag holds the practice balls.

here's a shag bag

'Shag Bag?!?'

Golf's fer twats.
AnnieGS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:48 PM   #22
Dick
Its a big old goofy world
 
Dick's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Denver, CO
Oddometer: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by VespaFitz
VespaFitz's Reasons Golf is for Dorks, Number 2332:

The Shag Bag
Hey it beats having to gather your balls with your bare hands
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by knary
Quote:
Originally Posted by turkish
Einstein knew more about physics than the Pope knows about God.
Save some bux - use my Smugmug referral code: mIRMxjzAScHII
Dick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 01:49 PM   #23
Stinez
Rhymes with Heinz :D
 
Stinez's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2003
Location: Nor Cal
Oddometer: 47,126
Get the new shag bag 2005...........


__________________
.

The GOP puts the "Con" in Conservative.
Stinez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 03:42 PM   #24
Augie
Nincompoop
 
Augie's Avatar
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Location: Boston
Oddometer: 27,367
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinez
Get the new shag bag 2005...........


That would be too much for him.
__________________
Courtesy of Ichthy;
I so clearly take for granted the peace that exists in my own head.
I wish that peace was contagious.
Augie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 06:50 PM   #25
pmelby
Home Brew Adventurer
 
pmelby's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Location: West Central MN
Oddometer: 656
Golf, Man's Ultimate Endeavor

Quote:
Golf's fer twats.
Quote:
Goddamned yuppies.
Can I get close enough to this "Masters" match to blow my horn loudly and disrupt the putting?
Bunch a dang heathens. They obviously don't know the first thing about the game of golf. What other sport can a 67 yr old compete with the young guns? What other game combines the power of a 300 yard drive with the skill required to master putting, which is direction and energy control in three dimensions, not to mention the grain (direction that the 1/32" high grass grows).

I think that the non-golfers should just shut the fuck up.

Melby
__________________
Melby
'11 KTM 690R
'09 G450X
'85 K100RT
pmelby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 07:03 PM   #26
VelvtRide
i can haz a motrsykle?
 
VelvtRide's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Location: Central California
Oddometer: 25,605
I hope the weather's good for it. You guys are supposed to get hammered this weekend.
__________________
Ninja Skillz... I haz dem.

Eat to live, don't live to eat. - VelvtRide, 2011
VelvtRide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 07:05 PM   #27
Linzi
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
 
Linzi's Avatar
 
Joined: May 2003
Location: Knoxville, TN
Oddometer: 15,414
Quote:
Originally Posted by pmelby
Bunch a dang heathens. They obviously don't know the first thing about the game of golf. What other sport can a 67 yr old compete with the young guns? What other game combines the power of a 300 yard drive with the skill required to master putting, which is direction and energy control in three dimensions, not to mention the grain (direction that the 1/32" high grass grows).

I think that the non-golfers should just shut the fuck up.

Melby
The 4th Dimension is far more interesting.
Linzi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 07:23 PM   #28
Thisguy
Hold Fast
 
Thisguy's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Location: Socialist Republic of Maryland
Oddometer: 2,304
Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!!!
__________________
1986 R80RT
2000 Land Cruiser

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." Hunter S. Thompson
Thisguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 08:20 PM   #29
Bert
Fair / Balanced
 
Bert's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Location: Waterworld
Oddometer: 56,166
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick
..I think Billy Casper should pull a muscle
Maybe he did. He drowned five balls on 16 enroute to a 14 and a smooth 106 for the day.
Bert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2005, 08:22 PM   #30
k7
Ancien cyclist
 
k7's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Location: SOP - south of Phoenix, hotter n hell
Oddometer: 18,273
Ah... spring time ... April... Augusta... the Masters... and... Martha Burk's guest editorial in today's WSJ bitching about the good ole boy's network.
__________________
Cheers,
Gerry
PHX AZ
k7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Share

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


Times are GMT -7.   It's 01:08 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ADVrider 2011-2014