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Old 04-07-2005, 10:25 PM   #31
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Golf is for people that can't make it in real sports

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Goddamned yuppies.

Can I get close enough to this "Masters" match to blow my horn loudly and disrupt the putting?
C'mon out to Berkeley, there's a great ride in the hills, at the edge of a Golf course. One of the roads swings 180 degrees around the place where they whack the balls, whatever it's called. Anyway, you can come hooning around the turn, which is high in the middle and drops off on approach and exit, and sing away on the horn. Great fun to get 'em when they're in mid-stroke
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:27 PM   #32
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C'mon out to Berkeley, there's a great ride in the hills, at the edge of a Golf course. One of the roads swings 180 degrees around the place where they whack the balls, whatever it's called. Anyway, you can come hooning around the turn, which is high in the middle and drops off on approach and exit, and sing away on the horn. Great fun to get 'em when they're in mid-stroke
that was you - next time I will hit a duck hook i nyour general direction
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:33 PM   #33
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that was you - next time I will hit a duck hook in your general direction
Aren't those Hella horns hella nice? Sorry if my blast cost you the deal with the Japanese contingent...
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:57 AM   #34
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Tiger is having a tough opening round. putted one into the creek on 13.
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:04 AM   #35
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What other sport can a 67 yr old compete with the young guns?
Bowling and pool. I rest my case
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:34 AM   #36
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Bunch a dang heathens. They obviously don't know the first thing about the game of golf. What other sport can a 67 yr old compete with the young guns? What other game combines the power of a 300 yard drive with the skill required to master putting, which is direction and energy control in three dimensions, not to mention the grain (direction that the 1/32" high grass grows).

I think that the non-golfers should just shut the fuck up.

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I know plenty about the game of golf. What other sport can fat white men play until they drop dead of a heart attack on the course at 55? What other game combines the crushing boredom of mediocre play with all the thrilling action of a closed insurance deal, not to mention that it's the only game I know of in which most of the competitors smoke while they're engaged in battle.

I think that golfers blow.

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Old 04-08-2005, 05:54 AM   #37
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I know plenty about the game of golf. What other sport can fat white men play until they drop dead of a heart attack on the course at 55? What other game combines the crushing boredom of mediocre play with all the thrilling action of a closed insurance deal, not to mention that it's the only game I know of in which most of the competitors smoke while they're engaged in battle.

I think that golfers blow.

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what I think we have here is a case of country club envy combine that with golf bigotry, no skills of the game and you have your typical anti-golf snobbery

which in a nut shell, cries out, he cannot hit a ball further than 50 yards. and has never spent any time at all at a course.

generally, it's a trait that is passed down from one generation to another.
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:55 AM   #38
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Tiger is having a tough opening round. putted one into the creek on 13.
You forgot to mention that he putted it into the creek.
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You forgot to mention that he putted it into the creek.
care for a mulligan on that comment??
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care for a mulligan on that comment??
Then which hole did he putt into the creek?
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:01 AM   #41
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You forgot to mention that he putted it into the creek.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:09 AM   #42
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Tiger is having a tough opening round. putted one into the creek on 13.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:12 AM   #43
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Fuck off Bert
I just re-read that comment by Freak. I am still asleep so sue me. That is what I get for not riding to work in the AM. Pick up the new to me toy on Saturday. so next week I will be awake in the AM.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:14 AM   #44
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Fuck off Bert
I just re-read that comment by Freak. I am still asleep so sue me. That is what I get for not riding to work in the AM. Pick up the new to me toy on Saturday. so next week I will be awake in the AM.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:41 AM   #45
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I know plenty about the game of golf. What other sport can fat white men play until they drop dead of a heart attack on the course at 55? What other game combines the crushing boredom of mediocre play with all the thrilling action of a closed insurance deal, not to mention that it's the only game I know of in which most of the competitors smoke while they're engaged in battle.

I think that golfers blow.

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