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Old 05-05-2012, 03:26 PM   #1591
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Just crossed into the USA!!!!!

Cool, they let you back in then
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:26 PM   #1592
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:03 PM   #1593
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLELOBuT-Q

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Old 05-05-2012, 05:06 PM   #1594
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Just crossed into the USA!!!!!

Good job old pal.


Hey did you stand out in ole Mexico?
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:15 PM   #1595
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I had a blast in MX. The first day was like getting thrown in the deep end of the pool On the last stage start on day one, I rolled into the control and Mike was getting ready to pull into the stage start. He and I where in the very front. I was shocked! On that last stage, I read an instruction that said "pemex" but missed the line under it that read "jump!!!!"
I hit it going pretty fast and launched it. When I landed, the ignition switch plug came out and the SE died.... after 5-7 minutes of farting around, I plugged it back in and was off again. That Pemex jump is in D2G by the way.

About half way through the stage I stopped at Mag7 pit for fuel at CoCo's corner. As Mag was washing my goggles and filling my tank, COCO rode up on his quad and waved at me with a big grin and said hello.
That was a cool moment!

I finished the stage and met up with Mike for the long transit to Bay of LA. The liason was a nice twisty road with awesome scenery. Mike actually had a flat tire, so we took it easy towards the end. When we hit the finish line three nice looking ladies in checkered flag pants, handed us a beer!

After a look at the times we realized that the East coasters brought it on day one. Who knew?
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:42 PM   #1596
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Anyone with a AT&T cell phone that had traveled down the east coast to Florida? Just wondering how well the reception is. I'm thinking about ditching Verizon.
Just got back from Florida. Had strong signal all the way up from Key West through Jacksonville. iPhone on AT&T.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:24 AM   #1597
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Changed home owners insurance today.

And the chick ask's me if i have a security system.

So i said,hell yea,two dogs and a 12ga.

Ahh,,,a,,,do you have an alarm?

Hell yea!The German shepard barks alot,then you just hear screaming.At which point i cock a shotgun,and point it where i hear the sound.

Ahh,,a,,,so you have an alarm?

Yep!

Do you have a garage?

Yep!

How much do you think the things in it are worth?

Fucking pricless!

Ah,,,a,,i need a value to write down....

Ok,ok,,,just pricless.

Hhhhhhh,,,ah,,you think 20k?

20K,,,hey theres a 03 PW80,and a 94 JR50,,let alone anything else.100k atleast.

Ok,,a,,sir?

Oh,oh,,,yea i want fire insurance,,,lots of fire insurance!Just on the garage.

Mm,ah,,how much fire insurance do you think you need?

I dont know,let me make a couple calls,and i'll get back to you.


And thats when the old lady ripped the phone out of my hands.

"What the fuck is wrong with you"????

What?

"OK,,you win,i will take care of all the bills,and insurance,and,fuck dont even go near the bills"!!!!!!



And that is how AWM gets out of paperwork at the house.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:54 AM   #1598
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Changed home owners insurance today.

And the chick ask's me if i have a security system.

So i said,hell yea,two dogs and a 12ga.

Ahh,,,a,,,do you have an alarm?

Hell yea!The German shepard barks alot,then you just hear screaming.At which point i cock a shotgun,and point it where i hear the sound.

Ahh,,a,,,so you have an alarm?

Yep!

Do you have a garage?

Yep!

How much do you think the things in it are worth?

Fucking pricless!

Ah,,,a,,i need a value to write down....

Ok,ok,,,just pricless.

Hhhhhhh,,,ah,,you think 20k?

20K,,,hey theres a 03 PW80,and a 94 JR50,,let alone anything else.100k atleast.

Ok,,a,,sir?

Oh,oh,,,yea i want fire insurance,,,lots of fire insurance!Just on the garage.

Mm,ah,,how much fire insurance do you think you need?

I dont know,let me make a couple calls,and i'll get back to you.


And thats when the old lady ripped the phone out of my hands.

"What the fuck is wrong with you"????

What?

"OK,,you win,i will take care of all the bills,and insurance,and,fuck dont even go near the bills"!!!!!!



And that is how AWM gets out of paperwork at the house.

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Old 05-07-2012, 08:05 AM   #1599
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Help me out. I'm stuck here.



















































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Old 05-07-2012, 08:14 AM   #1600
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To bad he didnt crash and help the gene pool alittle.



Your still going to the Roam'n Rally,right Kev?We got lots of fireside shit to do man.
Remind me again when/where that is. My dance card is filling up fast and I can't keep track...
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:12 PM   #1601
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I think AWM's mouth is connected to my brain. He says everything I want to...

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Old 05-07-2012, 12:15 PM   #1602
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Rodchester U,has a study on me now.
I'll let you know what they find.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:18 PM   #1603
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Remind me again when/where that is. My dance card is filling up fast and I can't keep track...

Shit i figured i get my own dance card.

I get drunk once a year Kev,,i been save'n it.





By it i mean Bail money.


Hey on that note,do you bribe canada cops with American money or that fake play stuff you get at the boarder?Its worth bout the same.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:12 PM   #1604
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:40 PM   #1605
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Shit i figured i get my own dance card.

I get drunk once a year Kev,,i been save'n it.





By it i mean Bail money.


Hey on that note,do you bribe canada cops with American money or that fake play stuff you get at the boarder?Its worth bout the same.
Ya bribe them the same way you do here.... With donuts..
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