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Old 04-22-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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BMW Rider's first day on the golf course 2005

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"

He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement,


"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

He simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

"WOULD! THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

He finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back...
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"WOULD THE ASSHOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!"
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:19 AM   #2
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:20 AM   #3
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:21 AM   #4
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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"

He could feel every eye on the course looking at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement,


"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

He simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

"WOULD! THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

He finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back...
.............................
*---
*----


*-----



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"WOULD THE ASSHOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!"
What can I say? Golf's not my strong point.

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:22 AM   #5
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Women have a closer tee than the men? What kind of bullshit is that?
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:23 AM   #6
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Are you sure that's not yourself you're talking about???????
Notice the 'red T-box' marker!

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:23 AM   #7
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Women have a closer tee than the men? What kind of bullshit is that?
Men designed the course. We like to watch you girls wiggle it before you swing.

It's only because we can't get enough of you.

















Well..........that, and if we didn't give ya'll and edge, you'd just nag, nag, nag about it.
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:23 AM   #8
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Women have a closer tee than the men? What kind of bullshit is that?
Thats the way the game is played.
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:24 AM   #9
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Are you sure that's not yourself you're talking about???????
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:34 AM   #10
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Women have a closer tee than the men? What kind of bullshit is that?
Men absolutely hate it when a woman makes a nice long drive from the "men's tee."
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:35 AM   #11
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Are you sure that's not yourself you're talking about???????
Notice the 'red T-box' marker!

nice photoshop work

that photo was at Myrtle Beach, at the Legends, on the Moorland course. I always play the black tees there.
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:38 AM   #12
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nice photoshop work

that photo was at Myrtle Beach, at the Legends, on the Moorland course. I always play the black tees there.
Yeah, and I believe you like I believe the Devil!

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Old 04-22-2005, 09:42 AM   #13
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nice photoshop work

that photo was at Myrtle Beach, at the Legends, on the Moorland course. I always play the black tees there.
he wasnt implying it was your first shot
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:59 AM   #14
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btw, where did Baldy move the pics of the boys and girls of Jo Momma?
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:13 AM   #15
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btw, where did Baldy move the pics of the boys and girls of Jo Momma?
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