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Old 04-18-2012, 12:13 PM   #106
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Absofuckinloutly! That stuff was anointed!
See? You're making great decisions already!
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:48 PM   #107
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I bet no one will forget this one in a hurry...
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:00 PM   #108
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I just wish kaps motor was not running so you hear all the cussing


it was great eating dinner with you guys!
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Old 04-18-2012, 08:32 PM   #109
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So, back home after a GREAT week!!!

Had the days off so decided to bug out of town down to Kernville on Tuesday to avoid what was to be epic weather. Shot out the garage at 0400 about 30" ahead of the rain. Set up HQ in the beautiful "Pine Cone" resort in Beautiful Downtown Kernville....tho' quite close to the brewery.....




Started seeing all this blather about pouring rain on the WARPED thread....ummm....dry parking lot...HELLOOOOW!!!




WTF, no rain here!!



Farted around, scratched, belched, drank beer and....

Finally the anointed day arrived and I trekked the daunting 1.5 miles up to WARPED VIII HQ...

...to be the 1st to arrive....



...so the chase truck was late and wasn't going to get all this shit unloaded....(WHO packed all this shit!!??)



Anyways...got Casa De Foole mostly set up and ready for the party....and rain...and wind...and sleet....and snow...



...then the Gergmeister appeared and we trundled into town to pick up Keg #1....

....to be continued...
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:30 AM   #110
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I might add, we DID have the first keg open for Business by noon on Thursday

Is that a pink thong hanging from the tank panniers?
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:33 AM   #111
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So, back home after a GREAT week!!!


Yow! you did good foole.
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Old 04-19-2012, 07:23 AM   #112
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I might add, we DID have the first keg open for Business by noon on Thursday

Is that a pink thong hanging from the tank panniers?
1st keg, 1st beer by noon...

The Beermeister comes through AGAIN...

The thong...quick story. Buddy and I riding in Canada. Stop for a few days to rest, do laundry. He comes back with the pink thong mixed in with our dried cloths. As neither of us wore pink thongs (mine are black, of course...) we quickly deduced these were off'n some lass whom we decided was a buxom, leggy blond. As he is married and I not, he decided the prize must go to me (as he REALLY didn't want to explain a pink thong...)
Some people ride with a talisman of little bells, me, a pink thong.
Kinda brings a tear to the eye.... *sniff*
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Old 04-19-2012, 07:24 AM   #113
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Yow! you did good foole.
Thanks, Mang



Smugmug is down right now....will post more pics in a bit....
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Old 04-19-2012, 08:00 AM   #114
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Great write-up, Foole. Thanks for letting me crash your campfire to warm up on Friday evening, after the infamous Greenhorn Pass crossing. Double thanks for hooking me up with some of those tasty ribs.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:22 AM   #115
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1st keg, 1st beer by noon...

The Beermeister comes through AGAIN...

The thong...quick story. Buddy and I riding in Canada. Stop for a few days to rest, do laundry. He comes back with the pink thong mixed in with our dried cloths. As neither of us wore pink thongs (mine are black, of course...) we quickly deduced these were off'n some lass who we decided was a buxom, leggy blond. As he is married and I not, he decided the prize must go to me (as he REALLY didn't want to explain a pink thong...)
Some people ride with a talisman of little bells, me, a pink thong.
Kinda brings a tear to the eye.... *sniff*
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:36 AM   #116
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I might add, we DID have the first keg open for Business by noon on Thursday

QUOTE FROM DaFOOLE:

The thong...quick story. Buddy and I riding in Canada. Stop for a few days to rest, do laundry. He comes back with the pink thong mixed in with our dried cloths. As neither of us wore pink thongs (mine are black, of course...) we quickly deduced these were off'n some lass who we decided was a buxom, leggy blonde. As he is married and I not, he decided the prize must go to me (as he REALLY didn't want to explain a pink thong...)
Some people ride with a talisman of little bells, me, a pink thong.
Kinda brings a tear to the eye.... *sniff*

Yup and it was good to have some of that Blonde by noon on thursday!! A fine choice and hopefully it will be repeated next year.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:40 AM   #117
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:04 PM   #118
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Mmmkay....Smugmug back up and at it.

So, where were we....Oh yeah...WARPED....

So the FF's started to roll in and, thank Jeebus our Uber nOOb, Ben Carufel did his job and offered up a sacrifice to the WARPED dOg by handily biffing (as noted previously by Yeti) on his arrival. Thanks Mang!!

Here he is showing off his new Touratech drilled titanium bash guard...



After showing off his new purchase many helped to hoist the beast into the upright position...after poor Ben nearly blew out his asshole trying to pick it up....



What's that Ben?



You're welcome...


Next, another uber nOOb Devin (aka Dragon M) had his 1st big ride through rain and wind on his new (to him) GS six-fiddy. Sadly, he did NOT biff.... Good onya mate!




FF's kept filtering in...and WARPED VIII slowly took on texture...

Off to the left is Conestoga man, brewer extrodinaire...






YetiGS's new-to-him...GS (Sweet ride!) parked beside an ULTRA-Cool Super Tenere'......



Finally, Backoutonthehighway (Future HDIC) rolled in with more shit packed on a Connie14 than is humanly possible...
TWO tents (in case he fouled the 1st one), the tarp set up for rain protection , 100 ceegars, a cooler, cot, axe, multiple cameras, booze, and (I suspect...see the smug smile....) a hooker in his L saddle bag....





...to be continued....
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:27 PM   #119
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sooo...we drank, laughed, sat by fires in occaisional rain showers Thursday...and awoke on Friday to rain, and rain, and rain...and then snow. Things finally cleared up a bit in the afternoon and the monster fire was built, ribs cooked and, well, we drank...

I didn't get a lot of shots as my camera is NOT waterproof....



Here's a despondent Treadless being consoled by CaStu, AceRPH and Walt as he realized, once again, his back tire was...well...treadless....



Listening in on the right is Rogers Hawt new MutiStrada....

...sadly, it cannot be properly admired as a "real" Ducati as it is severely lacking in CARBON FIBER....

Now, over the entire weekend I faithfully got out my camera EVERY TIME Carufel got on his GSA...but, no joy...
He didn't fall again..... .....for the camera, that is... he DID manage to biff it in Sopascat's garage...



Flash Forward to Saturday dinner...quite good. Chicken, Tri-tip, veggies, brownie and ice cream dessert...

The gathering....





We went back to the fire and had an epic night drinking, laughing and discussing things best left out of this thread....needless to say, Gilla Funk and J Story were there....

Morning dawned cold-n-frosty. I kindled a fire and recorded the aftermath...





...to be continued....
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:47 PM   #120
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The groans and farts began as stirrings occurred in various tents...

1st to appear a bleary-eyed BackOutOntheHighway......





I signed up to do WHAT?!?!?!?




Yep, that's right....our boy in a drunken stupor the night before agreed to head up WARPED IX.....the POST APOCALYPSE PARTY!!! Possible theme, "FUCK the Mayan's!!!"



The Yeti awakens....



..the sun slowly rose...





..and if was FINALLY warm!!!

Sadly, the packing began and people slowly filtered out from camp until next year.....



...I had a few days off left and decided to head on over the Death Valley...



...and up 395.... rest stop near Mammoth...about 30 degrees...



...on to Bodie....



and down a few other roads....



Finally, Monitor Pass (open!!)


and on to home....

Despite rain, snow, cold, wind...this might have been the most fun WARPED (and certainly the most epic) ever!!!

Thanks GERG for a great job and a great WARPED.

On to WARPED IX!!!!!!
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