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Old 04-16-2012, 12:05 PM   #31
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what if the ass area is made of a different material?
Velvet would be wonderful!
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And by what means did you acquire that tidbit of personal knowledge?.....
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That's the way I roll...and with a glittered cape too when I'm driving my Yugo to the bar to meet the gang,

And the Yugo's upholstered with pink velvet, right?.
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:25 PM   #32
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And the Yugo's upholstered with pink velvet, right?.
Are they supposed to be any other way?


Actually, I saw a Yugo the other day painted up like the General Lee. It was gone before I got a chance to take a pic.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:11 PM   #33
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This is pretty funny...I live near New Hope, PA. The town popular with motorcyclists, all kinds but especially weekend pirates (no criticism, just saying). So I'm walking down the street and this dude in jeans, S-kicker boots, bandana and Harley T-shirt pulls a leather riding jacket out of the trunk of his Toyota Camry, puts it on and heads down the block to Fran's Pub, where the other weekend biker-types hang out. This is better than trailering a bike to bike week!
Can you imagine seeing someone fetch their mesh jacket out of their car before heading out in public??? Never gonna happen. What you witnessed is a Harley thing... like puddles under their bikes... They HAVE to be wearing the "official" duds. Most of them probably spend more on the official Harley jacket, boots, doo rag, socks, gloves, under-roos, etc. than they do on their bikes.
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Old 04-16-2012, 01:28 PM   #34
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What's with all the holier-than-thou asshats? If I have to be a hypocritical dick to get past noob status, I'll wear "noob" with honor. Better a tolerant noob than a tool more interested in hating on choices that someone else makes than living my own life. Seriously the amount of time and effort spent hating on others' rides and style of dress on this forum...makes me wonder who the real posers are. Gotta be pretty insecure to have to constantly bash someone else like that.

The good news is that lots of people on this forum could wear the so called "assless chaps" with no worries; the chaps would instantly include an ass the moment they were donned.
Sensitive much?

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Old 04-16-2012, 01:42 PM   #35
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assless chaps

EDIT: not the basement -- http://themurkyfringe.com/wp-content...-chaps-man.jpg


any questions?

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Old 04-16-2012, 01:44 PM   #36
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Here's one: Why did you get it backwards? Top pic is of assless chaps Bottom is just an ASS.
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:11 PM   #37
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Are they supposed to be any other way?


Actually, I saw a Yugo the other day painted up like the General Lee. It was gone before I got a chance to take a pic.

I call BS!

How could it possibly pull away quicker than you could whip out your phone/camera, unless it was on a flat bed tow truck of course...
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:13 PM   #38
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Here's one Why did you get it backwards? Top pic is of assless chaps, Bottom is just an ASS in assless chaps. :ymca
No need to thank me...
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:14 PM   #39
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Here's one Why did you get it backwards? Top pic is of assless chaps Bottom is just an ASS.

He just wanted an excuse to post a pic of a dudes ass.
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:20 PM   #40
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Nobody here hates anyone. We are like a roomful of friends at a pub handing out good natured ribbing. If you can't handle that perhaps another type of forum is in order. Dress like a pirate... Take a pirate ribbing. [/QUOT


^^^Yeah, what he said^^^ The ribbin comes with the territory. It's when we start ignoring you that you know we really want you to go away. So.. FYYFF!!!!
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:41 PM   #41
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I call BS!

How could it possibly pull away quicker than you could whip out your phone/camera, unless it was on a flat bed tow truck of course...
Ok, I shall make it my mission to find its home and do a full photoshoot
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:38 PM   #42
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here's one why did you get it backwards? Top pic is of crotchless chaps bottom is just a chaps clad ass.
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:52 PM   #43
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Can you imagine seeing someone fetch their mesh jacket out of their car before heading out in public??? Never gonna happen. What you witnessed is a Harley thing... like puddles under their bikes... They HAVE to be wearing the "official" duds. Most of them probably spend more on the official Harley jacket, boots, doo rag, socks, gloves, under-roos, etc. than they do on their bikes.
You assume they even have a bike!
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Old 04-16-2012, 06:02 PM   #44
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Can you imagine seeing someone fetch their mesh jacket out of their car before heading out in public??? Never gonna happen. What you witnessed is a Harley thing... like puddles under their bikes... They HAVE to be wearing the "official" duds. Most of them probably spend more on the official Harley jacket, boots, doo rag, socks, gloves, under-roos, etc. than they do on their bikes.

It's only because if you went in dressed like a power ranger they would laugh their ass off regardless if you were on a bike or not.
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Old 04-16-2012, 06:05 PM   #45
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Sensitive much?

Hardly. Thick skin comes with my job and the group I work with. Just find the "pirate" moniker odd as a derisive term (pirates are cool! and I've never seen a cruiser guy that looked anything like one), "assless chaps" repetitively redundant, and the "Power Ranger" look much more worthy of ridicule. If someone would come up with an original way to bag on whoever, it might not get tired. As it is...

I mean FFS, I'd get made fun of at work for bringing it that weak and constantly repeating the same old shit all over again. 99% of ribbing is being clever. Old shit gets old. At least go with something like "escaped gimp" or "S&M model" or "Hey, you forgot your ball-gag".
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