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Old 07-24-2013, 04:30 AM   #1936
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:44 AM   #1937
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Actually... Using a hand and two feet all working independently to stop a vehicle safely? Jeeze....



Then riddle me this grasshopper ... how do people manage to drive a manual/stick shift car ? ... or heaven forbid a semi ?

And what of those pesky airplanes and helicopters , one of which you have thus far regaled us with having owned at one time ?

Once again sir , brilliant troll

This well may be not your first rodeo as you stated earlier . Being that in my younger days I did bull riding I would like to take this opportunity to say thank you for being there at the rodeo ... those clowns play an important part


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Old 07-24-2013, 04:59 AM   #1938
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Old 07-24-2013, 08:37 AM   #1939
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Well....silly me....

I thought this thread was to provide real world experiences about Ural ownership thus allowing people looking to purchase a Ural to make an informed purchase. I have provided my information. Little did I know it was for hack drivers to measure their imaginary-Internet dicks....

Four aircraft actually, two (a 46 J3 and a 49 C140) that were tail draggers... So, yes, I cramped up laughing at the 'motorcyclist brain' and three controls for braking makes a safe vehicle. If you believe that, ride happy my friend...

And then the 3 wheels don't tip over argument... So, your rig out corners, out accelerates, out brakes, out does ANYTHING (except not fall over at rest) than a solo SV650 does? Explains why there are so many hacks at trackday... They're more stable and fast!!! Sir Isaac and I stand in awe with your firm grasp of the laws of motion....

Somebody buy my Ural, slap a JATO bottle on that sucker and we'll ALL be happy
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Old 07-24-2013, 02:50 PM   #1940
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Can this please go to the basement? JM needs a chance with this one.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:28 PM   #1941
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Can this please go to the basement? JM needs a chance with this one.

Maybe just a 3 day pass to the basement?
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:31 PM   #1942
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And why would you want to send this thread to the basement, so even more people who don't have a clue what their talking about can contribute their drivel to it? Leave it here where it was started and belongs.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:43 PM   #1943
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And why would you want to send this thread to the basement, so even more people who don't have a clue what their talking about can contribute their drivel to it? Leave it here where it was started and belongs.

And besides, it's a LOT cheaper than a circus ticket


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Old 07-24-2013, 03:46 PM   #1944
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I'll opine as well.....

Thank God or something... That this topic isn't up for a vote - like a constitutional amendment. Otherwise unthinking people would decide for the rest of us.

For the troll to have an opinion for (only) himself about safe sidecar speeds is one thing. For him to make a blatant statement that all sidecars are unsafe above a certain speed is insane.

As a pilot he MUST understand that each varying aircraft design has maximum gear up, never exceed, maneuvering speeds, etc. - which are all based upon manufactured design.

So as one gentleman stated brand "A" rig may be safely capable of X, while brand "B" hack may be capable of Y.

It must be noted though that when you design your own rig (as I did) you must be wary until you learn to know its' operating maximums. Lest you exceed the boundary layer and end up dead.
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:50 PM   #1945
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Some folks just dont grasp the difference between sharing experiences, and presenting them as universal facts. Then they get all wound up when others laugh at their airs of superiority.
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:08 PM   #1946
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And why would you want to send this thread to the basement, so even more people who don't have a clue what their talking about can contribute their drivel to it? Leave it here where it was started and belongs.
what he said.
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:09 PM   #1947
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Speed kills on a hack. If you want speed, stay on two wheels. Just my $.02 YMMV...
Wow, didn't see my opinion as "universal facts". I guess some people can't read ...now the physics of a sidecar being unstable....well, those are laws (I didn't make those up, I just follow them) you guys win, Urals are great, sidecars can out perform any conveyance known to man...ever.... all y'all are superhuman hack pilots and have MASSIVE imaginary internet dicks!

So..... Anyone wanna buy my POS Ural?
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:46 PM   #1948
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Old 07-24-2013, 07:37 PM   #1949
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Wow, didn't see my opinion as "universal facts". I guess some people can't read ...now the physics of a sidecar being unstable....well, those are laws (I didn't make those up, I just follow them) you guys win, Urals are great, sidecars can out perform any conveyance known to man...ever.... all y'all are superhuman hack pilots and have MASSIVE imaginary internet dicks!

So..... Anyone wanna buy my POS Ural?
Wow Cowboy, musta been thrown one time too many at the rodeo...........you just don't get it..........its not what your saying, its how your saying it.

And you're the one swinging "Mr.happy" all over the place. the rest of us are just laughing.


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Old 07-24-2013, 10:13 PM   #1950
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Wow, didn't see my opinion as "universal facts". I guess some people can't read ...now the physics of a sidecar being unstable....well, those are laws (I didn't make those up, I just follow them) you guys win, Urals are great, sidecars can out perform any conveyance known to man...ever.... all y'all are superhuman hack pilots and have MASSIVE imaginary internet dicks!

So..... Anyone wanna buy my POS Ural?
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

You seem very defensive and rage filled. I don't think one person has disputed your issue with your Ural. That being said, you are making statements that aren't true. Is a Ural better at 75 MPH into a right hand turn then most two wheeled bikes? Fuck no. That being said, please explain how a two wheeled bike is more stable then a Ural going in a straight line or parked standing still?

Also, you keep going to this Internet dick swinging thing? Where has anyone claimed to be superhuman or the greatest hack driver?

I will say there are a select few on this forum who have done a fuck load more then you or I have ever done on hacks. These same people frequently push Urals to their limits, break them, repair them, and improve the items that break when going through hell. They have been met at Ural gatherings, are active in the community, and frequently contribute on here. You are a sub 100 post n00b who has no reputation or credibility on here. Your first appearance on here is just bitching. I will trust the established members over you any day of the week.

That being said, I will give you 5k for your Russian POS.
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