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View Results: What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?
Cadillac Escalades 56 8.45%
Any Model Of BMW Vehicle 107 16.14%
Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers 116 17.50%
A-holes Texting In SUVS 384 57.92%
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:40 AM   #136
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None of them. Here in Portland OR it is the slew of Volvo & Subaru wagon driving nannies who think they are the official ODOT pace car, going 56mph in the left lane.



WTF



you know them, the "love see no color" and "coexist" sticker crowd.
+1 Same thing here
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Old 06-11-2012, 08:41 AM   #137
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In Germany, to call someone an "old man with a hat" is a pretty deep insult.....
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:57 AM   #138
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"Multitasking," my ass.
yup

let the phone down and fucking drive.
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:59 AM   #139
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Comming from the most populated state and one that has more cars than people, My vote goes to women drivers in general but most specifically ones that put on makeup while driving. Add that to the fact that a large number of those drive oversize SUV's, have their seat way too far forward, text like it's the end of the world and you have a recipe for disaster.
My gripe is why the makeup anyway? Most of them have a serious weight problem and the last time I looked, there was no makeup for that short of a gym membership.
I am late for work; therefore you must wait behind this green light while I brush my hair and toss the hairs that the brush caught out the window.

I'll start shaving my ass on the way to work .. see if they like it.
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Old 06-12-2012, 03:48 PM   #140
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Nobody mentioned the slowly moving roadblocks wearing a HAT. Wife was the first to notice this, years ago.

Not the ball cap turned around nit-wit (that's a different sub-category) but the middle age and beyond, hat wearing, oblivious to anyone else, retiree. They will be piloting a Mercury Marquis or some other variation of modern luxo-barge.

Large groups of this species tend to accumulate in Florida, especially in winter.
The other clue that you are behind one is that they collect hats and put them on the back parcel shelf of their Grand Marquis/Town Car/Crown Vicky
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Old 06-12-2012, 04:52 PM   #141
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I am late for work; therefore you must wait behind this green light while I brush my hair and toss the hairs that the brush caught out the window.

I'll start shaving my ass on the way to work .. see if they like it.


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Old 06-12-2012, 07:45 PM   #142
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:39 AM   #143
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hybrids.
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:15 PM   #144
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Most of us BMW drivers are the most curtious drivers on the road! We give the ADV wave when we pass everytime

Those fucking Subaru/Prius/eco hippies driving 45MPH on the freeway slowing traffic for miles and miles. Them types I cant get along with.

After my friend was almost taken out by a M3 passing him on a ONE LANE RD (about 1.5 miles from a passing zone) I beg to differ. . .
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:19 PM   #145
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Let me explain... wait there is no time.... Let me sum up:

"Anyone faster than me is crazy, anyone slower is an A$$HAT"

6 Pages in 11 words... gotta be a record.
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Old 06-13-2012, 06:26 PM   #146
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Based on some stuff I saw driving around town last weekend my vote goes to Prius drivers. They seem to have a special brand of stupid going on when it comes to driving.
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Old 06-13-2012, 07:17 PM   #147
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Around here it's Priuses and Chevy Tahoes
Around hear too...especially the Priuses.
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:44 PM   #148
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Based on some stuff I saw driving around town last weekend my vote goes to Prius drivers. They seem to have a special brand of stupid going on when it comes to driving.
Yup.
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Old 06-14-2012, 10:38 AM   #149
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Nissan Altima.

Something about that car just guarantees a shitty driver.

If you see one with a religious bumper sticker, ride up the curb. Save yourself!!
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:06 AM   #150
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Yup.

On a motorcycle I just assume the first number is what gear I should be in, and the second number whether I should be in the lower or upper end of the RPM range for that gear.... so 20= secnd gear lower rang... say 35 or so... cause lugging too much is bad for the motor you know.
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