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View Results: What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?
Cadillac Escalades 57 8.58%
Any Model Of BMW Vehicle 107 16.11%
Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers 116 17.47%
A-holes Texting In SUVS 384 57.83%
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Old 06-01-2012, 07:28 PM   #16
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There's no option for "Bicycles"
No. But I do have a thread for you. LOL
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Old 06-01-2012, 07:44 PM   #17
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"Escalades" and "assholes texting in SUVs" is the same thing. I voted for Escalades though, just because those things are so fucking stupid.
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:02 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by fishwich View Post
College kids driving VW Jettas with Yakima racks loaded down with bikes, kayaks and cargo boxes weaving in and out of traffic only to slam on their brakes when they realized they've passed the Grand Canyon.
Just about everyone I know that has one of those roof top carriers has crashed their car into their garage. Think about it, they are out riding a bike, kayaking, etc all day long. They drive home tired and the last thing on their mind is the stuff on their roof as they pull into their garage. $5,000 carbon fiber bike ripped from the Yakima racks. It happens so much some bike companies are actually writing into their crash replacement warranties that crashing into your garage does not qualify.

BTW, my vote in this thread is to just about anyone not paying attention to their driving. I don't discriminate based on what they are driving. I just can't stand being behind someone that is obviously not focused on driving....
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:14 PM   #19
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:47 PM   #20
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In the city, any car over 80K USD, as they own the road since they paid too much. On the highway in Calif it was a redneck in a white pickup coming home from work bitter about the commute and being passed by a non-Harley. By far the most aggressive were the white pickups.
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:16 PM   #21
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i hate getting behind cruisers going 1/2 the speed limit with a huge line of cars behind them.
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:29 PM   #22
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BMW Drivers ROCK!!

Prius and Subaru drivers suck ass!!!
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:36 PM   #23
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Really ANYONE with the mental capacity, and attention span, of a zombie . . . . aboard any type of car.

But to attempt to narrow it down to plain alarm-bell type of vehicle . . . .
Hmmm! How about any black SUV with stickers on the rear window>

Easiest to recognize is a sticker like this one. It means "I have a baby in a capsule on the back seat that I'm keeping under observation instead of having my eyes on the road ahead, and to each quarter."

Truly, cellphones & tablets (laptops too?) in use by the driver present a deadly danger, but they are unlikely to display a rear-window sticker warning of that.

Mmmmm! Headphones on the driver! Or Bluetooth . . . .

Now this vehicle is not a black SUV
but the stickers mean: "I have no vision to the rear so following road users should drive with appropriate caution."

So, it can be the vehicle, or the warning stickers, but Top Danger Signal . . . . . observe the driver, or take note of their Driving Manner.
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:45 PM   #24
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Where's the option for option for "I think I own the fucking road"-full-size pickup drivers?
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:01 PM   #25
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Around here it's Priuses and Chevy Tahoes
So it's like a disease, like liberalism then?

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Old 06-01-2012, 10:03 PM   #26
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How about folks that have a University of Spoiled Children liscence plate frame.

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Old 06-01-2012, 10:22 PM   #27
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Mods Please Change Escalades to Monster Trucks

Mods. The crowds have spoken please change Escalades to Monster Trucks!
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:31 PM   #28
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:39 PM   #29
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Most of us BMW drivers are the most curtious drivers on the road! We give the ADV wave when we pass everytime

Those fucking Subaru/Prius/eco hippies driving 45MPH on the freeway slowing traffic for miles and miles. Them types I cant get along with.
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:36 AM   #30
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Where's the 'Soccer Moms' choice. Regardless of what they're driving, they'll run your ass over 'cause inevitably they're either late, on the phone, or with a car full of kids and they're not paying effing attention

Most courteous are *usually* delivery drivers.

...but just like in the bicycles on the road thread, come in all shapes and sizes. You just don't know till you know.

I'm a cyclist that rides motos, not a moto rider that rides bicycles.
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