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View Results: What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?
Cadillac Escalades 56 8.45%
Any Model Of BMW Vehicle 107 16.14%
Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers 116 17.50%
A-holes Texting In SUVS 384 57.92%
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:56 AM   #31
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Audis are the new douchebagmobile of choice.

A few years ago, in the northeast, it was the VW Jetta and any low to mid-range beemer, but the demographics have shifted a bit.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:07 AM   #32
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Most speed limit vigilantes seem to drive Prius's in the left lane at that. All Prius's should be barred from the left lane. Also when you come up to a stop light, and your choice is getting behind a loaded cement truck, or a Prius, get behind the cement truck, you will get out of there faster, and possibly make it through the light.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:26 AM   #33
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Prius and Subaru drivers suck ass!!!
I'd go with that if it were an option. There seems to be a smugness about them driving the 'right' vehicle.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:42 AM   #34
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Most car people possess a certain amount of latent douchery they cant help
But BMW / Lexus owners strive for the upper rungs of douchdom, making them the worst, by far.

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Old 06-02-2012, 11:44 AM   #35
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Audis are the new douchebagmobile of choice.

A few years ago, in the northeast, it was the VW Jetta and any low to mid-range beemer, but the demographics have shifted a bit.
Agreed. VW Jettas are hi-hipster SOP.
A 'Coexist' sticker adds the exclamation point.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:45 AM   #36
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Also when you come up to a stop light, and your choice is getting behind a loaded cement truck, or a Prius, get behind the cement truck, you will get out of there faster, and possibly make it through the light.
that must be a west coast or non NY thing. Prius drivers in NY drive like maniacs! in the HOV ane doing 75-80.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:51 AM   #37
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Subaru.
I think Subaru drivers fall into the "biggest idiots/worst drivers" category. It may not be intentional or conscious.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:56 AM   #38
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The BMW category listed vehicle and not car, which includes the two-wheeled version. Since I ride I BMW MC, I wasn't going to vote for that...even if it's true.
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:02 PM   #39
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that must be a west coast or non NY thing. Prius drivers in NY drive like maniacs! in the HOV ane doing 75-80.
I've seen some on 280 in the bay area beating 90.


For the BMW's, the SUV's seem to be the worst offenders. Most beemer drivers I see that are actually in cars have a bit of the German road ethos rub off on them. But the SUV's, that's another story. Ditzy women texting while driving an x5.
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:05 PM   #40
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There's nothing douchier than a douchebag driving a mid-90s Honda Civic with rear spoiler and piece of shit exhaust thinking they're the star of Fast and Furious. Those are the douchiest douchebags who ever douched.
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:11 PM   #41
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Not sure how the überdoüchevägen of all didnt make the poll:
The Mercedes. Highest level if its the SUV.
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:17 PM   #42
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There's nothing douchier than a douchebag driving a mid-90s Honda Civic with rear spoiler and piece of shit exhaust thinking they're the star of Fast and Furious. Those are the douchiest douchebags who ever douched.

I give these ingrates a pass, because this is sort of a training car. I mean, mostly 13-16 year old kids
drive them. It's Gen Y cretin version of our Vans and cherrybombed GTO's. IF you get to be in your
20's and are still wingin' it up, yeah, hi-douche alert
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Old 06-02-2012, 12:24 PM   #43
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douche bag Merced drivers and their over-tanned blonde broads
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Old 06-02-2012, 01:15 PM   #44
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1. Volvo drivers. From what I've seen, there's a reason WHY they need the safest built vehicles.

2. Although you can't call them "douche bags" because that term indicates someone who does something intentional...There's a very high percentage of completely oblivious Toyota Camry drivers in my neck of the woods.

3. I had to vote for SUV drivers in general (that includes 4 dr pick-ups I.M.H.O.) since their selfish egos simply evoke all kinds of reckless acts that show a complete disregard for anyone else. (selfish egos, as evidenced by their lack of concern for the environment/future generations, in what they drive in general...usually solo)

...I think it's a safe assumption that most of my #3's probably drive loud pipe equipped bikes as well.

Now, if we get into what color the vehicles are, I'd bet a large percentage are beige.

Edit = Anyone who weaves in and out of traffic, regardless of what type of vehicle they're driving.

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Old 06-02-2012, 01:24 PM   #45
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The thing I like best about threads like this, is that if you look close enough, most "douchebags" choice of vehicle is a regional thing.
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