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View Results: What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?
Cadillac Escalades 56 8.45%
Any Model Of BMW Vehicle 107 16.14%
Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers 116 17.50%
A-holes Texting In SUVS 384 57.92%
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:41 PM   #61
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:19 PM   #62
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Top 10 Douchebag Cars

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Old 06-03-2012, 12:34 AM   #63
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Let me quote this. If you are going to get run over/off the road on the Autobahn in Germany, it WILL be by a woman driving an Audi wagon or a Q-ship. Not the Porsches, not the Ferraris, not anything cool or interesting. You will be forcibly evicted from your lane by an A6 Avant going 280kph driven by a woman talking on the phone with two kids sleeping in the back seat. Holy living poop. Forget the BMW drivers. They are self-centered idiots, yes. But the soccermoms in the Audi wagons? They are insane. You will die.

And this is coming from a VW-wagon-driving soccermom in Germany. What is happening to my kind?
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Old 06-03-2012, 08:16 AM   #64
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But the soccermoms in the Audi wagons? They are insane. You will die.
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Old 06-03-2012, 09:23 AM   #65
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I forgot about the these DB's.

They drive Chevy Tahoe/Denalis with a giant "In Loving Memory" or Raider Nation decal on the back window below the speed limit in the left lane on I-10 not caring about the dozens of irate drivers who pass them on the right.
They're also known to park in front of grocery stores, blocking the entrance and pull next to walk up atms so that others have to navigate around them.
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Old 06-03-2012, 09:45 AM   #66
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Old 06-03-2012, 09:51 AM   #67
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I voted for the SUV type..

...but overall any douchebag who will not move out of the left lane even you've flashed your high beam lights and lightly tapped on the horn and THEN, as you pass them in the middle or right lane and glance over in their direction, they give YOU an 'eat shit and die' look!

I mean WTF?!
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Old 06-03-2012, 10:47 AM   #68
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My top three are:

#1 People going slower then me.

#2 People going faster then me.

#3 You, because you are either doing #1 or #2.

But really for me it's anyone that has a car that strokes their ego or can haul more then they can tend to. Like a mini van with three screaming kids.
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Old 06-03-2012, 10:48 AM   #69
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Old 06-03-2012, 10:59 AM   #70
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White 24" rimmed 4wd crewcab diesel trucks with a bed that has never had anything in it. Oh wait the bed has Twin stacks in it.

But they are second to the guy (it's always a guy) that tries to keep me from filtering to the front of the light. I'm piloting a supermoto so standard operating procedure is "I accept your challenge" then I go around the other side of the DB and pat the hood as I go by.
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Forgot about the 1 ton diesel guys. My Freightliner puts out less soot tugging a 50k lbs trailer than those guys do from stop light to stop light. Plenty of them on the Superstition Freeway.
FINALLY!!!! Someone got the correct answer. Mainly Dodge diesels with straight pipes on their inline six sounding like shit. Overfueled from a chip belching black soot.
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Old 06-03-2012, 01:12 PM   #71
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Well, here around San Antonio, I'd have to say the spectrum of douche bag drivers covers a very wide range of types. Distracted soccer moms, self-important asshats in their shiney European import uber-sedans, tuner boys in their clapped-out fart can equipped racer-wannabe cars, Bubba in his jacked up crew cab pick-em-up...and it goes on and on.

But, after much consideration, assessment, really giving it all a good hard look and going over the facts, I've come to the conclusion that two out of every five drivers around me at a given moment is in fact the biggest douchebag out there, regardless of vehicle.
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Old 06-03-2012, 01:42 PM   #72
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BMW owners... Hands down. The worst of all are BMW Owners in NJ.
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Old 06-03-2012, 02:21 PM   #73
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FINALLY!!!! Someone got the correct answer. Mainly Dodge diesels with straight pipes on their inline six sounding like shit. Overfueled from a chip belching black soot.
WOOHOO Fuck Yeah 'muricun made rollin coal bro



you forgot the twin stacks in the bed (on an inline 6)
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Old 06-03-2012, 02:37 PM   #74
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WOOHOO Fuck Yeah 'muricun made rollin coal bro



you forgot the twin stacks in the bed (on an inline 6)
The twin stacks are reserved for a higher class of redneck. Or is that a lower class? Calling Jeff Foxworthy....
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Old 06-03-2012, 03:14 PM   #75
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