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View Results: What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?
Cadillac Escalades 56 8.45%
Any Model Of BMW Vehicle 107 16.14%
Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers 116 17.50%
A-holes Texting In SUVS 384 57.92%
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:13 PM   #106
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The PT Cruiser...the second ugliest vehicle ever produced....



whats the first you may ask???






The convertible PT Cruiser....
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:17 PM   #107
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You need to add a few more choices

Volvo
Mercedes
Lexus
Audi

pretty much any of the "snooty" cars. Most of the d-bags driving them think they are God's gift to humanity and that their shit doesn't stink....
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:25 PM   #108
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Any car that had the little wipers on the headlights. WTF are those for?

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Old 06-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #109
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Stick figure family vehicles. Douchiest of all douchebags.



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Old 06-05-2012, 01:34 PM   #110
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Anyware wealthy people live. I lived in Monterey for 5 years and worked at pebble beach.

I've had cig butts bounce off my jacket, cut off, cell phones, 16 year olds in new high $$$ cars almost hit me. No concern for anyone except themselves.

Most of these folks are woman in SUV's. Didn't realize there was so much off-roading and snow in the Monterey area.

Don't even get me started on the people who go to Squaw Valley to ski, at least I'm in my truck.
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Old 06-05-2012, 01:36 PM   #111
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The first one is a little too much... but the second one is good. I need one of them.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:31 PM   #112
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Without a doubt... Subaru drivers. Prius drivers are a close second.
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:55 PM   #113
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I'll take 'Harley stickers' in the back window regardless of what they're driving.

Ride with their heads up their rectums and drive the same way.

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Old 06-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #114
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Ride with their heads up their rectums and drive the same way.

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Anyone who purchases a car with the parking assist, or the brakes that automatically apply when a sensor detects something, or the other car that makes your seat vibrate when it detects something behind you.

That is reducing the amount of attention these drivers have to pay. It is not a safety device. It is a license to pay less attention to driving.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:05 PM   #115
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You need to add a few more choices

Volvo
Mercedes
Lexus
Audi

pretty much any of the "snooty" cars. Most of the d-bags driving them think they are God's gift to humanity and that their shit doesn't stink....
No, we think of you as "the little people".
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:08 PM   #116
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The SUV mom with the cell phone mom is number two in my book. More for unpredictability than for general ass-hattery. Used to be number one until after a few trips back from the coast in Summer. The Dodge Ram guys towing a trailer full of quads from the dunes would get my vote now.

Behind a long string of cars with nowhere to go and you really have to ride 3 feet off my bumper at 60?? Really??
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:14 PM   #117
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The first one is a little too much... but the second one is good. I need one of them.
The "nobody cares..." sticker is a contradiction in terms, isn't it? People seem to care quite a bit, so much that they have a sticker stating that they "don't care".
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:25 PM   #118
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Audi…..I so want it to be Audi. I have a TT Quatro and everytime I get behind the wheel I become a self absorbed cock. It is so fun to drive but it takes every bit of self control I have to not think of everyone else on the road as “the little people”. Seriously though; I don’t know about the rest of the world but the Audi/BMW/Mercedes drivers in my neck of the world are surprisingly decent drivers. I have found that people in big ass 4x4 trucks that think they are driving a slot car are the ones to watch out for.
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Old 06-06-2012, 03:35 PM   #119
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Audi…..I so want it to be Audi. I have a TT Quatro and everytime I get behind the wheel I become a self absorbed cock. It is so fun to drive but it takes every bit of self control I have to not think of everyone else on the road as “the little people”. Seriously though; I don’t know about the rest of the world but the Audi/BMW/Mercedes drivers in my neck of the world are surprisingly decent drivers. I have found that people in big ass 4x4 trucks that think they are driving a slot car are the ones to watch out for.

Nice avatar. Top Gear never lies, you cant help it when you drive an audi, you just become one...
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Old 06-06-2012, 03:40 PM   #120
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Nice avatar. Top Gear never lies, you cant help it when you drive an audi, you just become one...
I'd have to debate that.
I drive my wife's Q5 the same as anything else.
I'll pull a trailer full of junk to the dump or throw the roof rails on and go pick up a dozen 2x4s.
I do get some weird looks but haven't ever gotten any that would indicate I'm a douchbag though.

I do wash the dirt off it before I go home if I was out scouting out trails to go visit on the bike so she doesn't know I was doing that.
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