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Old 10-09-2012, 07:43 AM   #1
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Motorcy-aiku

Sometimes on the hour long ride to work, I get bored. This kind of crap (see below) is what happens. Got riding related poetry? Post up so we can all laugh at you. I'll start.



Morning twilight glow,
Taillights float like lanterns down
winding grey river.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:33 AM   #2
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Hit deceitful mailbox,
Face down crying in ditch,
Letters in ass
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:55 AM   #3
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Ground fog lifting

Sunshine creeping, the clouds part

The bike awakens



I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Did I do it right ?
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:59 AM   #4
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Stopped at a red light
Housefrau in minivan comes
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:02 AM   #5
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You Sir are a Genius.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:06 AM   #6
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split between trucks
look out mirror too far
bye mad truck
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:19 AM   #7
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The loaf is roasting
You're gonna be my bitch
The pig is dying
Bring me a bacon sammich
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:45 AM   #8
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Love it! and it really captures the imagery!

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Old 10-10-2012, 11:48 AM   #9
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Ground fog lifting

Sunshine creeping, the clouds part

The bike awakens



I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Did I do it right ?

I don't think there's such a thing as wrong with poetry. Do what you want. (Haven't you seen the Dead poets society? ) I started with a haiku cause it's easy and the scene that morning was zen-like. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

For what it's worth, I think you're off to a good start!

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Old 10-10-2012, 11:50 AM   #10
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The loaf is roasting
You're gonna be my bitch
The pig is dying
Bring me a bacon sammich

Everything is better with bacon.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:56 AM   #11
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Twatwaffle visions cloud mind

One finger solute
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:02 PM   #12
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Late
Punk chords
Fingers ache
Sweat burns my eyes
Bike bleeds oil on floor.
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #13
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The Rock Garden:

Shit
Can't go back
Got to find the right track
Thing steps like a stair
Put a footdab over there
Nuthin' but air
Shit
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:33 PM   #14
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talking with friends the other day, he called her a wuss because she wouldn't ride in the rain. she said:

Wise is the wuss
Who refuses to ride
When the wind and the rain
Blow side to side.

he shut up.

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Old 10-10-2012, 02:36 PM   #15
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