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Old 07-06-2014, 02:20 PM   #1
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New TOURATECH fork cartridges for 8XC and XTZ

Hello my friends suffering from Beastiality! First of all, I come in peace!

I came down a long path from the GSpot to bring you a message from our saviours and the only thing that we all have in common (forget the bikes, chicks and booze for a second), I'm talking of course about our all mighty God called Touratech. He sent a messenger to us first (well of course he did, we are the ones most in need of the bling factor to impress our male rivals infront of starbucks) to tell us that he has seen us suffer enough. In all his wisdom he finally showed mercy and granted us with a new fork cartridge kit for our undersprung (way to underrate a statement) forks.

Now I'm not here to laugh at you poor fellow beast lovers, no not at all! The all mighty has promised the same gift to the Tiger community aswell as to the XTZ community! All hail to touratech! We shall sacrifice a virgin tonight soaked in synthetic oil, using premium fuel! Let's put our hatred aside and celebrate the gift of overpriced bling that might actually work!

They'll be out in 6-8 weeks for apprx 1100-1250€ (they worked again with tractive). Thought that I'd bring you the message. Now show me your hospitality! It's a long way back to the parallel universe! Who does a guy need to suck here to get a free drink

Pluric you can take over now and flood this thread, my role here is done

Keep the smile on your face!
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Old 07-06-2014, 08:51 PM   #2
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I'm talking of course about our all mighty God called Touratech
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:40 PM   #3
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I'm still familiarizing myself with the Super Tenere, but isn't there an Ohlins kit available?
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