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Old 02-08-2013, 01:19 PM   #496
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I was looking for the Tennessee version........
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:22 PM   #497
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__________________________________________________ _______________ West Virginia Residency Application __________________________________________________ _______________ APPLICATION TO LIVE IN THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA ------------------------------------------------- 1. Your name is (Check one): ( ) Billy ( ) Calvin ( ) Eli ( ) Harvey (x ) Homer ( ) Jimmie ( ) Junior ( ) Leonard ( ) Leroy ( ) Luther ( ) Oscar ( ) Mordechai a. Nichname:__gsweave_________________ b. CB Handle:_____gsweavinski__________________ 2. Address (RFD#):_______Rascal flatts blvd______________________________________________ ___ 3. Daddy (If unknown, attach list of 3 suspects):___Whitey, bubba x bubba y______________________ 4. Mama:_______Thelma_______________ 5. Number of brothers/sisters_____18________ 6. Are you married to: ( ) Sister ( ) Cousin ( ) Sow (x ) Other Relative Do you know her name?______gogetme________________________________ ____ Does your wife weigh more than your truck? ( ) Yes (x ) No ( ) Likely 7. Number of weeks employed:_____4____ On welfare:____48____ in the last year. 8. Your neck shade (check one): ( ) Light red ( x) Medium red ( ) Dark red 9. Number of dependents: (Legal)____12_______ (Claimed) ___________26__________ 10. Length of Right Leg:____28___ inches. Lenght of Left Leg:____24____ inches. 11. Type of pick-up owned:_______chevy________________________________ __________ a. Year:_____76_______ b. Height of Truck____________76"______________ c. Is any portion of your truck painted primer red (The official state color)?___Yes______ What part(s)?____________everything below windos____________________ d. Average number of beer cans on floorboards of pick-up truck:______________cube__________________________ _________________ e. Truck equipped with (check all that apply): ( x) Gun rack (x ) 4-wheel drive ( x) Eight Track (x ) Load of wood ( x) Big dog ( ) Fuzz buster ( ) Mag wheels (x ) Dual CB Antenna ( x) Camper Top (x ) Spitoon ( ) Mud flaps (x ) Spit Staines x(x ) Bumper hitch ( ) Spit stains ( ) Air horns (x ) Hijacker shocks ( ) Raccoon Hide (x ) Deer Antlers (x ) Confederate flag f. Bumper stickers on truck (regardless of location): (x ) Eat More Possum (x ) Redman Chewing Tobacco ( ) Honk if your love Jesus ( ) Honk if your Horny ( ) Elvis is Alive (x ) My Other car is a piece of s---, too (x ) BOCEPHUS (x ) Get off my Ass ( ) Other:____________________________________________ ________________ 12. Weapons owned: (x ) Deer Rifle (x ) Scatter Gun ( x) Log Chain (x ) Sawed-off shotgun ( ) Balin' Hook (x ) Varmit Rifle (x ) Axe Handle (x ) Tire Iron a. Which are normally carried on your person?__________________________ b. In your truck?____________________________________________ __________ 13. Favorite Recreation: (x ) Drankin' ( x) Possum Huntin' ( ) Bull Chip Throwin' ( ) Craw Daddin' ( ) Four Wheelin' (x ) Gospel Sangin' ( ) Skinny Dippin' ( ) Fightin' ( ) Fishin' ( ) Puckin' (x ) Spittin' Backy ( ) Square dancin' 14. Emblem on your favorite cap: ( ) CAT ( ) NAPA ( ) Budweiser ( ) McCullough ( ) Coors ( ) John Deer ( ) P. B. R. (x ) Skoal 15. Define the following (must be 90% correct): a. brogans - short drawers___________________________________________ _ b. chitlins - _____________Pig tasties_______________________________ c. cobbler - __________________cookin grease__________________________ d. fatback - ____________________________________________ e. goobers - _____deer shit_______________________________________ f. collards - __greens__________________________________________ g. grits - _______brakefast__________________________________ ___ h. muscadina - ______fancy coffe______________________________________ i. pig skins - sunday special supper____________________________________________ j. pinto beans - ___________overy expansive_________________________________ k. poke -
pig in a poke____________________________________________ l. redeye gravy - ________heaven____________________________________ n. s--- on a shingle - _________tusday-sat supper___________________________________ o. sidemeat - __________sumtine the cake eatin nighbor eats__________________________________ p. soppin' syrup - ______________fatback_____________________________ _ q. spam - _______________________mashed_____________________ r. taters - __________________shoppin bag__________________________ s. tote - __________________________Monday supper__________________ t. turnip salad - ____________________________________________ 16. Favorite Sanger: ( ) Donna Fargo ( ) Conway Twitty ( ) Jonny Cash ( ) Elvis (mandatory) (x ) Hank Junior ( ) Loretta Lynn ( ) Porter waggoner ( ) Willie Nelson ( ) George jones (x ) Slim Whitman ( ) Tammy Wynette ( x) Boxcar Willie 17. Club Memberships: (x ) K.K.K. ( x) N.R.A. (x ) 700 Club ( ) P.T.L. ( ) Four H ( ) B.A.S.S. (x ) Sons of the confederacy (mandatory) 18. Number of dogs owned (Do not include kinfolk):____6 coon dawgs__________________ Type: ( ) Blue Tick ( ) Beagle ( ) Redbone ( ) Black 'n' Tan ( ) Mutt 19. Number of cars on block in front yard:____________just 4 but ibe tryin_____________________ 20. How many kitchen appliances do you keep on your front porch?____just 2________ How many of them work?__________0___________ 21. Do you wear: ( ) snagged polyeter pants ( x) denim britches ( ) shorts 22. Do you own any shoes? ( ) Yes (x ) No If so, hom many?_____________ Year you last bought shoes:__________________________ 23. Highest grade completed in school: _____6th__________ If higher than 8th grade, reason why:______________________________________________ _____ 24. Can you sign your name and spell it correctly every time? ( ) Yes (x ) No ( ) Maybe 25. Do you know any words that have more than four letters? ( ) Yes ( ) No If so list them here:___________________________ 26. Have you ever had more than one bath in a week? ( ) Yes ( ) No ( ) What's a bath 27. Can you count past ten with your shoes on? (x ) Yes ( ) No ( ) never tried .....past twenty with your fly up? ( ) Yes ( ) No (x ) never tried 28. What do you prefer to drink? ( ) Iced tea ( ) Budweiser ( ) Everclear (x ) Mad Dog 20/20 ( ) Jack daniels ( ) Boones's farm ( ) Jim Beam ( ) Rotgut Moonshine ( ) Coors 29. Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend? ( ) Yes (x ) No If so, why?______________________________________________ _______ 30. Medical Information: a. Do you have any of the following? (check all that apply): ( ) trench mouth ( x) bad breath ( ) crotch crickets ( x) body odor ( ) runny nose ( x) head lice ( ) missing front teeth ( ) obvious warts ( ) crabs b. Do you show any of the following classic signs of inbreeding? Check all that apply (Minimum three required): ( ) Closely-set eyes ( ) Misaligned ears ( ) Hairs Shoulders ( ) Vacant Stare (x ) Low Forehead (x ) Slight Limp ( ) Slack Jaw ( ) Speech Impediment ( ) IQ of a Carrot I certify that the above information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge. Signature ("X" must be witnessed): _____________________________________ Witness (if "X" is used): ___________________________2/8/13__________ Today's Date (if known): _____________________________________ __________________________________________________ _______________

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Old 02-08-2013, 01:40 PM   #498
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I just lost your registration... who are you anyway???
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:20 PM   #499
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I attended a Mountain Trail Riders meeting yesterday. They have a new & much improved website: http://mountaintrailriders.org/ . Doe Mountain OHV is moving along. The "soft opening" is scheduled for April 6th. "Soft opening" means that they are opening, but plan to continue adding new trails. I volunteered to help track all the existing trails with a GPS, explore & clear new trails, and make beer runs. ;) They have a highly detailed topo map that a university professor & grad students created, and will continue revising as their class project.

I've also been exploring & clearing trails across the valley on Stone Mtn., on my own some. I've been haling the ATV & chainsaw over, since it's been too cold & nasty for riding motorcycles. I just bought a GPS, but don't know how to use it yet.

Here's a shot of my "woods tractors" right before the last big snow. I realize a lot of bikers think ATVs stuck, but they are pretty handy, and go through mud & snow easily. I just got new tires on the red one, and now it will climb hills with 8" of snow that are pretty challenging on a bike after a good rain.



My wife has mentioned that our house would probably get finished quicker if I'd stop playing so often.... She might be right.

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Old 02-09-2013, 08:13 AM   #500
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My wife has mentioned that our house would probably get finished quicker if I'd stop playing so often.... She might be right.

that's just what the ex said.
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:03 AM   #501
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I will be going on a number of scouting rides, from now until the rally. PM me if you would like to ride along. If you have the time, that will be the best way to learn the trails I'm familiar with and also explore new ones.[/QUOTE]

I'm up for some scout rides, love to get to know the area.
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:20 AM   #502
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:21 PM   #503
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I will be going on a number of scouting rides, from now until the rally. PM me if you would like to ride along. If you have the time, that will be the best way to learn the trails I'm familiar with and also explore new ones.
I'm up for some scout rides, love to get to know the area.[/QUOTE]


After the weather gets a bit more "dependably warm" I will post here a few days before I go scouting. Right now the weather is pretty iffy & it's hard to plan ahead.

There's still patches of snow on my driveway, so I know it would be tough on the higher mountains on a bike.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:35 PM   #504
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I attended a Mountain Trail Riders meeting yesterday. They have a new & much improved website: http://mountaintrailriders.org/ . Doe Mountain OHV is moving along. The "soft opening" is scheduled for April 6th. "Soft opening" means that they are opening, but plan to continue adding new trails. I volunteered to help track all the existing trails with a GPS, explore & clear new trails, and make beer runs. ;) They have a highly detailed topo map that a university professor & grad students created, and will continue revising as their class project.

I've also been exploring & clearing trails across the valley on Stone Mtn., on my own some. I've been haling the ATV & chainsaw over, since it's been too cold & nasty for riding motorcycles. I just bought a GPS, but don't know how to use it yet.

Here's a shot of my "woods tractors" right before the last big snow. I realize a lot of bikers think ATVs stuck, but they are pretty handy, and go through mud & snow easily. I just got new tires on the red one, and now it will climb hills with 8" of snow that are pretty challenging on a bike after a good rain.



My wife has mentioned that our house would probably get finished quicker if I'd stop playing so often.... She might be right.
We don't mind 4-wheelers. Just make the trails narrow enough so those damn things won't make it through and we'll be happy!
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Old 02-11-2013, 04:50 PM   #505
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We don't mind 4-wheelers. Just make the trails narrow enough so those damn things won't make it through and we'll be happy!
You can come over and try one out sometime. (I won't tell anybody. )
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:47 PM   #506
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I just see so many trails ruined by the 4-wheelers. I know it's not everyone! I'm looking forward to getting back up there in the mountains!
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:08 PM   #507
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I know I am a slacker and haven't updated the in-and-paid list in over a week... but look on the bright side, I did work on a possible shirt design: "pink rainbow puking unicorns on a mono-cyle"
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:25 PM   #508
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:38 PM   #509
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I know I am a slacker and haven't updated the in-and-paid list in over a week... but look on the bright side, I did work on a possible shirt design: "pink rainbow puking unicorns on a mono-cyle"
I think you can make any shirt look great.

Now me, not so much
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:32 PM   #510
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I know I am a slacker and haven't updated the in-and-paid list in over a week... but look on the bright side, I did work on a possible shirt design: "pink rainbow puking unicorns on a mono-cyle"
I'd rock it
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