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Old 06-13-2015, 12:59 PM   #1
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Advice For NOOBs wrt Condescending Dicks in the region

New to ADV?
Planning to go to you first, second, or third putting where you'll meet folks for the first time in real life?this is the thread for you!

It is my way of helping you quickly assimilate while avoiding some common mistakes. I will start with a few and hope others with experience deal with people that may have a reputation as condescending but really are great folk.

Here goes...
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:00 PM   #2
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Do not throw cigarette butts into the fire around CDs.
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:01 PM   #3
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This disaster is a thread.
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:02 PM   #4
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Do not expect to go along on rides led by CD's at your first camp out. You're a noob, make other friends T first. Do NOT wait around for CD's to leave camp nor ever pass a CD when they are leading a ride - even if you built your bike and posted a thread about it.
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:03 PM   #5
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This disaster is a thread.

Oh it may be both shortly.
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:10 PM   #6
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I've been known to condescend a time or two.... So if you n00bs need some advice, don't ask me. I'm too busy for this shit.
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:18 PM   #7
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In to see how this train wreck plays out. Let me check my popcorn supply...

No cigarette butts in the fire? That's an odd one...

No passing the leader? Yep, some folks have pretty strict rules about that. Their ride, their rules though.

Personally I have no problems being passed regardless of whether I'm leading or not. Just know that if you pass me and then promptly crash I'm going to laugh and take pics to post online.
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Old 06-13-2015, 02:40 PM   #8
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Do not mess with the CD's fly pole.

Even if his tarp is filling up with water..............
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Old 06-13-2015, 02:42 PM   #9
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When the CD says he needs some "me time"........let him have it.
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Old 06-13-2015, 03:16 PM   #10
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Do not let your children run around CDs campsite at Laurel Fork. He will call them "little assholes" and send them running and crying.
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I've been known to condescend a time or two.... So if you n00bs need some advice, don't ask me. I'm too busy for this shit.
Does it matter which side I stand on when I put diesel in my GS?
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Old 06-13-2015, 04:04 PM   #12
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Does it matter which side I stand on when I put diesel in my GS?

Well, that depends on where you are on the earth. I believe that you stand on the right in the northern hemisphere and clearly the opposite for the southern hemisphere.
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Old 06-13-2015, 04:17 PM   #13
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Hmmm, I think I've been improperly fueling then.
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Old 06-13-2015, 05:00 PM   #14
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Darlin' Fueling is not the problem. Geography is the problem.

And... Thank you for the hug in Rhonda's thread.
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Old 06-13-2015, 05:20 PM   #15
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I am too important a person with many important things to do. e.g. Finding ways to mildly electrocute dogs and shake babies. Please refrain from starting these nonsensical unproductive threads.

Very important people find it annoying when distracted by the little people such as your like.
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