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11-09-2012, 11:47 AM
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Mobtown Hacker
Joined: Apr 2011
Location: Baltimore
Oddometer: 734
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Best Craigslist ad ever
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...394239327.html
If it were a sickass $1300 less it would be a sickass motherfarkin' deal!
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The ladies used to check me out...now they just keep an eye on me. |
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11-09-2012, 12:32 PM
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Joined: Mar 2004
Oddometer: 560
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Ad is gone.....was it this one?
Sick Ass 1971 Honda CB350 - $2300 (Sherman Oaks) http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...394239327.html‹ Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you? Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga. Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then. I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry. Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it. Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405. $2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want. |
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11-09-2012, 12:48 PM
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n00b
Joined: Oct 2010
Oddometer: 6
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Love it :-)
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11-09-2012, 03:06 PM
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Studly Adventurer
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: Portland, Oregon
Oddometer: 758
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This one is good too: http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html
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'71 r75/5 |
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11-09-2012, 03:10 PM
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Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: 40 Square Miles Surrounded By Reality (Madison Wi)
Oddometer: 1,495
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That. Is. Awesome.
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Dave in WI 2002 ZRX1200R 1975 XL100 1988 DT50 "Daddy, it's five o'clock sometime!" |
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11-09-2012, 04:01 PM
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Since the Sixties
Joined: Nov 2012
Location: The Great Land
Oddometer: 85
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Riding as much as my old frame will allow! 
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11-09-2012, 05:14 PM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Oct 2010
Location: Gilford N.H.
Oddometer: 476
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That was great!
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11-09-2012, 08:43 PM
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Flim-Flam Man
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Central,IL
Oddometer: 1,054
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If I was within 500 miles I would go take a look at the bike just to meet the owner. 
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Formally known as Furious D, I'm getting to old to be furious. |
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11-12-2012, 11:40 AM
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So much to ponder
Joined: Jun 2007
Location: oc, ca
Oddometer: 2,573
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Originally Posted by DR. Rock once you leave the pavement, it's like entering a parallel universe... a wormhole in both space and time... sometimes you won't believe you're still in the United States, or in this century. |
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11-14-2012, 10:09 AM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Jun 2011
Location: Denver, CO
Oddometer: 335
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How about this one? It aint vintage but it sure is good! http://s1124.beta.photobucket.com/us...tml?sort=3&o=0
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I ride a bullet. A 2 wheeled, multiple-explosion powered machine with enough moving parts to remove entire fingers. Surfaces hot enough to cook flesh. It propels me at neck-breaking, bone-snapping flesh-tearing speeds, over and trough obstacle's I can only see as blurs. Its a sport that kills the careless, maims the best, and spits at the concept of mercy. |
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11-14-2012, 10:11 AM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Jun 2011
Location: Denver, CO
Oddometer: 335
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I ride a bullet. A 2 wheeled, multiple-explosion powered machine with enough moving parts to remove entire fingers. Surfaces hot enough to cook flesh. It propels me at neck-breaking, bone-snapping flesh-tearing speeds, over and trough obstacle's I can only see as blurs. Its a sport that kills the careless, maims the best, and spits at the concept of mercy. |
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