A few things I have learned as a gawker on ADV. - Page 5

Canuman · 01-15-2013, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DAKEZ

What is the suggested donation for twatwaffleage?

Rick G · 01-16-2013, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by HappyForNow

DAKEZ wins all arguments.

Who wins if he is arguing with Bueller?

Rick G

PS Great first post!

You will fit right in around here.

Yikes! · 01-16-2013, 05:58 AM

I don't even have a list...

But if I did, it would list things that I don't even have.

DAKEZ · 01-16-2013, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick G

Who wins if he is arguing with Bueller?

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Everybody loses... Even Bueller

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Originally Posted by Canuman

What is the suggested donation for twatwaffleage?

Let your motor be your guide.

EJ_92606 · 01-16-2013, 11:37 PM

Awesome first post!

Now what's your real screen name

and what kind of oil do you use

Ceri JC · 01-17-2013, 04:12 AM

OP, by omission, I presume you mean you haven't learnt yet:

Whether tubed tyres are better or not than tubeless.
That any motorcycle with a 17" rear wheel is a toy and should not go offroad, ever.
That any motorcycle with a cush drive is a toy and should not go offroad, ever.
That the only correct definition of "what constitutes a road" is the most hardcore one in the argument.
GPSes are for pussies and that real men use maps, but using a GPS purely for tracking is acceptable as a means for uploading a .gpx your incredibly fast/difficult trail ride for others to try and follow. Provided you have a 60CSX, of course.
Anything other than a tarp/bivvy to keep the rain off means you're a wuss.
Lashing stuff outside your hard luggage is only acceptable on a RTW trip; doing it on anything shorter than 6 months means you're packing too much.
If you need to take it to a dealer to get it fixed, you're half a man and deserve for them to charge you $1000 for a $100 job that they do poorly.

Looks like you need to read some more.

Seriously, though, great first post and welcome aboard.

hooliken · 01-17-2013, 10:36 AM

That post was almost perfect.............almost.

No mention of CoG! THE HORROR!!!

No mention of how many fingers on front brake you use to properly stop your moto.

01-17-2013, 04:12 AM	#66
Ceri JC UK GSer Joined: Sep 2009 Location: All over, usually Wales or England Oddometer: 2,346	OP, by omission, I presume you mean you haven't learnt yet: Whether tubed tyres are better or not than tubeless. That any motorcycle with a 17" rear wheel is a toy and should not go offroad, ever. That any motorcycle with a cush drive is a toy and should not go offroad, ever. That the only correct definition of "what constitutes a road" is the most hardcore one in the argument. GPSes are for pussies and that real men use maps, but using a GPS purely for tracking is acceptable as a means for uploading a .gpx your incredibly fast/difficult trail ride for others to try and follow. Provided you have a 60CSX, of course. Anything other than a tarp/bivvy to keep the rain off means you're a wuss. Lashing stuff outside your hard luggage is only acceptable on a RTW trip; doing it on anything shorter than 6 months means you're packing too much. If you need to take it to a dealer to get it fixed, you're half a man and deserve for them to charge you $1000 for a $100 job that they do poorly. Looks like you need to read some more. Seriously, though, great first post and welcome aboard. __________________ I like my bike because I can overtake 4x4s down farm tracks with a week's worth of shopping on the back.

01-17-2013, 10:36 AM	#67
hooliken One finger braker! Joined: May 2007 Location: Soon to be Virginia.....Again Oddometer: 2,097	That post was almost perfect.............almost. No mention of CoG! THE HORROR!!! No mention of how many fingers on front brake you use to properly stop your moto. __________________ "People in this country sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell If Momma ain't happy ain't NOBODY happy! 2007 950R Super Enduro 2006 Buell XB12X

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01-16-2013, 05:58 AM	#63
Yikes! Boris Badenov fan Joined: Jan 2009 Location: Hooterville Oddometer: 1,120	I don't even have a list... But if I did, it would list things that I don't even have.

01-16-2013, 11:37 PM	#65
EJ_92606 Rider Joined: Aug 2007 Oddometer: 1,393	Awesome first post! Now what's your real screen name and what kind of oil do you use