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Old 02-17-2013, 03:48 AM   #76
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Old 02-17-2013, 04:36 AM   #77
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I'm going to say this as politely and kindly as humanly possible, y'all suck!

I've never had any interest in going to Mexico.....zero, zilch, nada.


Till now


Y'all suck!
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:20 AM   #78
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The nephews and Terrapinneck get dressed for a lively night on the town in Zacualtipan.

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Old 02-17-2013, 05:25 AM   #79
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"Well, Doctor. The 'mountain fever' came on suddenly. If I could have made urine I would have pissed myself a hundred times. Do you have a diagnosis?"

Yes. You're a pussy. And a bit of a whiner, too.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:29 AM   #80
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Not having a number 2 pencil to chew on, slowoldguy showed his resourcefulness while contemplating the morning switchback gauntlet.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:32 AM   #81
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Terrapinneck heard they were casting for a Jalpan version of " Cops" and quickly got into his perp costume.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:33 AM   #82
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Rick's abused bike made a run for it but, sadly, she didn't make it.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:35 AM   #83
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Well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:45 AM   #84
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By planning far enough in advance, El Oasis can accommodate up to 4 Norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:50 AM   #85
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Pallet sales have gone well for Jorge today.


Or



Jorge waits patiently for the medical lab van to arrive to pick up the sample. The job as a medical security guard sounded much better on the phone.

Or

Calling Roosevelt's speech "pigshit", devoted Ron Paul fan Jorge refuses to walk at all much less softly ... says he'll just wait till the bastards come within really big stick range.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:55 AM   #86
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After seeing this, Aaron gets an idea for a complimentary product to the Camelbak hydration bladders.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:13 AM   #87
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Not fully understanding the concept of hp to weight, slowoldguy gives nephew2 a half wheel advantage at the line.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:15 AM   #88
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OK...So I'm sittin here lookin at this pic of the horse.....& it occurs to me that the horse's mane is parted down the middle...... & the way it looks....




HEY MAN....what's in that baggie?
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:18 AM   #89
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As the men were out hunting and doing battle with neighboring tribes, the old women were left back at the village.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:21 AM   #90
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well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls.
hyatt regency....

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by planning far enough in advance, el oasis can accommodate up to 4 norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues.
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